Hercule

Aka. Mr. Satan, that arrogant blowhard from Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, I think he's hot despite (because of!?) the ridiculous afro. I'd have to gag most of my anime crushes at some point anyway--with Hercule I'd just have to go a step further and cover his whole head with a paper bag.

But anyway, here's the man coming out of the shower . . .

What's that, reporters at the door? Well, for the great Hercule, it's only right that the media would want to know his every move.

So busy talking about his exploits though, that his grip on the towel falls . . .

Now there's a REAL scoop!