Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAKE!
Anyone who's even a casual gamer knows who Solid Snake is, right? Well, for those who don't, suffice to say that he's a badass, the main character of the
Metal Gear series, and likes to hide in boxes.
He also has a pair of gloriously tight, toned butt-cheeks that he flaunts every game he's in.
Pretty swell, right? On to the fanart!
Even Otacon and random guards can admire Snake's fine, fine ass.
Speaking of guards, what happens when Snake gets caught by soldiers? (er, or the other way around . . . )
First they probably tie him up.
Oh well.
Then they have their filthy way with him.
But anonymous soldiers aren't the only ones boning our manly hero! Since he was a surprise addition to
Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Snake's character was opened up to all sorts of perverted, crossover possibilities.
Like a tentacle rape from Bulbasaur!
Fire Emblem's Ike!
Star Fox's . . . Fox!
Ganon!
Yoshi, with the help of Captain Falcon! (thanks again Enornymous)
Even characters not from Smash, like Dante from
Devil May Cry!
And then the OC's . . .
Kupopo's satyr dude . . .
Hotcha's Drake . . .
What a slut.
A return to Snake!
And the perverts who love him.
Poor Snake, the guy never does seem to get a break.
I guess that's just what happens when you have a deliciously juicy bubble-ass like he does, all wrapped so snugly in the tightest spandex imaginable.
But still, he tries to keep his spirits up.
It can get pretty lonely on those long wilderness missions . . .
Maybe he welcomes the company?
Hmm, maybe not!
Well, at least keep one thing in mind during these interminable and humiliating orgies.
At least he gets fucked less than Chris Redfield.
