So, Ultimate Spider-Man! No, not the comic, but the cartoon. The one that is nowhere close to as great as Spectacular Spider-Man was, and why did that show get cancelled? WHY?
*cough* Sorry, I got a wee bit carried away.
Anyway, this post is about episode 14, "Awesome".
In it, Spider-Man and friend, Luke Cage--er, "Powerman", let an android loose for their science fair project.
An android that just, um, ate Agent Coulson.
Gah!
Not to worry though! This android only eats inorganic matter
So after a few seconds . . .
Out comes Agent Coulson. *_*
Er, sans all that inorganic stuff on him.
Like his clothes. '_'
How mortifying.
But the fun's not over yet! This episode also had a bonus villain.
The unstoppable Juggernaut!!!
He attacks the android (now grown to immense proportions)
But even Jugg's unbridled power can't harm the creature!
He's snatched up like a tiny bug . . .
. . . and is messily devoured.
Oh the humanity!
The heroes watch helplessly as Juggernaut's bulge travels down the Android's body.
Only to emerge at his foot!
Hmmm, and it seems Juggernatu's helmet and armor counted in the 'inorganic' category as well . . .
As naked as a newborn!
Cain Marko takes a moment to come to grips with what just happened to
him, as traveling through the Awesome Android's digestive tract is
apparently akin to witnessing a Lovecraftian horror.
Having no patience for such dramatics, Spider-Man takes the chance to . . .
PUNCH JUGGERNAUT OUT.
Which is possible, I guess, because Juggernaut doesn't have his helmet on?
Except . . . Juggernaut's powers don't come from his helmet at all . . .
This makes no sense. ;_;
Um.
Just look at naked Juggernaut, everybody!
Later, the show teases us by having the Android ALMOST devour Nova, but the hero narrowly escapes public exposure.
Then later still, Spider-Man IS eaten.
But then he gets out and his costume is still there? Um.
ANYWAY, let's just be distracted by Juggernaut again.
. . . except the authorities apparently found him some shorts (damn)
