So I haven't seen this movie yet, with its protagonist and his abnormally large hands.

But, you know what they say about a man with large hands, right?
Large . . . gloves?
Anyway, but yeah. I was SUPPOSED to see it the other day with a friend.

But then he cancelled at the last minute. And on his messages was all like, "hope you have fun seeing it without me tho"
I was just like . . . "dude"


We'll see if I can arrange alternate transport for next time. e_e

I am interested in seeing any movie responsible for the "cute Zangief" movement which is taking the internets by storm.
 Plus, like, y'know.

It's Pixar. (EDIT: CORRECTION, no, it is not Pixar O_O)

I hear this movie is good. ;_;


New Imageboard

Seems like I do this post every year or so. xD

Old bara image board is dead! New bara image board is alive!



Sainglain's Beach Bod: Addendum

You've seen the caps, now see the fanart~!


Sainglain's Beach Bod

The show: Ixion Saga DT!

The hunk: this guy! Sainglain, member of the Princess' honor guard and veteran swordsman!

Just another generic fantasy anime with "wacky" humor elements!

The main character Kon is a gamer who got sucked into a video game world. So I'm ASSUMING this show is exactly like Captain N: The Game Master.

Anyway! Episode 5! Starring: Tits!

Translation: the adventuring party is staying at the beach!
Kon is plotting how to get himself some of that beach babe action when in steps . . .

Oh my.

Rather than be totally amazed at his stalwart companion's body, however, Kon has the reaction of . . .

:O :O :O
A lecture on how repulsive he looks!

Yes, that's right! As so many anime have taught us, only bishounen, lolis, or girls with huge racks are allowed to be considered attractive!  Any other body type is unacceptable! And fan who might like those other types anyway must be freaks! YES, THANK YOU ANIME, WE GET IT, YOU CAN STOP THAT NOW.



Anyway, that bullshit rolls off Sainglain like water off a duck's back as he points out . . .

. . . that as a trained fighter, doesn't it make sense he'd have muscles? O_o

Anyway, Sainglain is totally hot and he sure doesn't need approval from Kon to know that.

He then flexes his pec.

And as a final burn, notes that Kon has all the muscle tone of a grasshopper.

Now that all the body shaming is out of the way, let's move on!
With the close-up on Sainglain's ass, you might not have noticed what he's saying here. But let's read that cap again, everyone. Sainglain actually thinks he's out of shape.


 Let's get some . . . towel wiping action.

Ohhhh, yeah.
Kon spends the remainder of the episode, having finished with his bara shaming, moving on to trans shaming. I sort of hate him a lot.

So let's ignore him forever and focus only on the muscle man.
That cute little critter has clearly picked the best perch.
Hahah! No one likes you, Kon!

But the day grows late.
And it is time to sleep.
While snoring adorably. ♥
Ixion Saga DT