I know this is gonna come as a great shock to most of my readers, but . . .
Contrary to the lifestyle espoused on the Stash, most men are actually . . .
. . . straight!
And, being straight, they get turned on by . . . women!
What's a woman, you ask?
Well, perhaps I'll tell you when you're older. u_u
BUT FEAR NOT.
Despite being in the company of females, the dudes in this post are still 100% lustable.
Perhaps more so? If you're into the whole forbidden fruit angle?
Totally 100% straight.
