Showing posts with label ohara. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ohara. Show all posts

10/13/10

Kochikame: Story at 11:00

So this one time in episode 213, Ryo-san gets into a sticky situation while preventing a heist!

He's dragged underwater by a crook!

It's up to Ohara to come to the rescue!

Followed by . . . a TV news crew?

Ignore them! This is all about saving his subordinate.

Ohara rapidly disrobes in preparation for diving into the deep.

While the cameraman pursues, capturing every second on film . . .

SPLOOSH.

He dives to find Ryotsu losing more clothes the longer he stays submerged. Also, in need of his timely assistance!

Together, the two men overpower the criminal and prepare to come back up.

Unaware that . . .

Ryotsu's lost something kinda important . . .

. . . and so has Ohara.

The camera love them! Two brave officers, battling for justice in the watery depths.

Handing the crook over to their fellow officers, Ohara and Ryotsu catch their breath on shore.

It's only then . . .

that Ohara realizes he's . . .

!!!!!

A young rookie bashfully offers him a towel. (guess with Ryotsu on the force, they're used to covering up naked dudes)

Good thing that towels never slip or nothin'!

They get interviewed by that same TV crew. D'aww, they're gonna be stars!

Then Ryotsu sneezes and . . . whoops . . . !

His towel falls . . . !

(like you all couldn't see that coming)

Notice how the camera doesn't pull off his naked bod for a millisecond.


Guess which footage is aired later that night.

That's the media for you!

8/30/10

Kochikame: Ryotsu the Artist

So when, in episode 184, Ryotsu gets an urge to paint . . .

And chooses these two as his models . . .

Well, I think we can all already see where this is going, can't we?

Yeah, that's right.

After all, what could be more artistic than an expression of gay love!

But something is still missing . . . !

What could it be?

No, besides your clothes, Ohara!

In fact, Ryotsu comes to the exact opposite conclusion.

Clearly, what's getting in the way here of true art . . .

is . . .

Those pesky towels!

Much better.

Everyone knows nudes are much more artistic.

Right, guys?

Right! But before they continue, Ryo-san has a few more great ideas.

How about some poses?

We've almost got it now.

What else does it need . . . ?

Maybe some artfully arranged vines?

Or frolicking in fields of flowers?

Yessss! Inspiration!

It's a masterpiece.

A masterpiece.