8/30/10

Kochikame: Ryotsu the Artist

So when, in episode 184, Ryotsu gets an urge to paint . . .

And chooses these two as his models . . .

Well, I think we can all already see where this is going, can't we?

Yeah, that's right.

After all, what could be more artistic than an expression of gay love!

But something is still missing . . . !

What could it be?

No, besides your clothes, Ohara!

In fact, Ryotsu comes to the exact opposite conclusion.

Clearly, what's getting in the way here of true art . . .

is . . .

Those pesky towels!

Much better.

Everyone knows nudes are much more artistic.

Right, guys?

Right! But before they continue, Ryo-san has a few more great ideas.

How about some poses?

We've almost got it now.

What else does it need . . . ?

Maybe some artfully arranged vines?

Or frolicking in fields of flowers?

Yessss! Inspiration!

It's a masterpiece.

A masterpiece.

8/28/10

Special Delivery!

Delivery boys sure are great, aren't they?

They provide a valuable service to society!

Driving them trucks. Lifting them loads.

Delivering those . . . uh . . . packages . . . ?

Packages with heavy loads?

Heavily loaded packages.

8/24/10

Fuckin' Lawyers

WHEN WILL MY WORK SCHEDULE GET BETTER? WE HIRED TWO NEW GUYS AND YET MY HOURS REMAIN THE SAME WHAT?

To send me back to my happy place, let's do one last Ace Attorney post. Goddddd I love this series. This post may contain spoilers!

Apollo learning from the best~

Shi-Long Lang here reminds me a lot of Kiba from Naruto, so naturally I have the hots for him.

If you do a google search of his name, this image is the fourth one. The fourth one! Clearly, Google knows what it is doing.

Yeahhhh, plow that hobo lawyer.

That beefy detective, too!

Speaking of-

GUMSHOEEEEEEEE ♥

Our love for him will never fade.

Will Powers is here too.

Who the heck is this guy?

What? The main character (of the first three games)?

Oh, right.

Phoenix Wright~

Furio looks . . . just like 'im!

Well, maybe not so much.

Hot coffee~

I'm not sure how those last two pics are even possible.

Ace Attorney.