We're up to episode 97 now, folks! This was actually the first real episode I ever watched and I wanted to do a post on it right away (you'll see why), but instead made myself wait because of my compulsion for doing screencap posts in
proper order.
But now we've finally made it!
Anywho, this scene begins, like all the best scenes do, with Ryo-san's butt.
Ryotsu energetically runs into the bathhouse (heedless of the wet floor tiles! for shame) and--wait a second. Is this the
same bathhouse from
that Patlabor episode? Or do all bathhouses in Japan just have the same general layout and giant painting? Someone inform me!
Anyway, um.
Sploosh.
Ahh, how relaxing!
Ryotsu is then joined by . . .
. . . Saigo!
It, um, it seems that he wears all his weapons even into the bath. (and shaves his pubes)
Well!
BUT WHAT? SAIGO'S SPIDEY SENSE SUDDENLY TINGLES
Ryostu barely prevents him from blasting the whole place apart in time.
(oh god that ass)
Turns out Saigo was only reacting to Ryotsu's partner, Nakagawa, coming in. You all remember Nakagawa, don't you?
Well, maybe not. I haven't talked about him much because of his unfortunate pretty boy looks.
But Ryotsu has a problem with Nakagawa this episode. Can you tell what it is?
It's that he's wearing a towel to the baths!
Ryotsu can't have that! It's . . . it's unmanly! Like
Takamura before him, Ryo-san is against any covering of the male body while at the baths, especially if it prevents him from looking at his fellow officers' penises.
Well, only one thing to do!
Ryo-san's butt-cheeks flex and wobble as he makes his way closer . . .
Almost there . . .
Almost . . .
Gotcha!
Gah! So close!
Ryotsu bemoans his failed attempt.
While a flustered Nakagawa is thoroughly scandalized.
Oh, but the scandalizations are just starting.
But what's this?
Now Honda walks in to join them. Is there some sort of special promotion for policeman at this bathhouse or something?
Anyway, Ryotsu takes this opportunity to point out to Nakagawa how Honda's a real man. He shows his dick proudly!
Then he points out Nakagawa's towel-clad state to Honda, who is of course shocked at the display of . . . decency!
A little demonstration of how great it feels to be naked is in order!
Ryotsu and Saigo begin a roleplay.
Then--
It's the "flop your cock around!" dance!
See how happy he is? I don't understand why Nakagawa doesn't want to join in.
Okay, it seems that rich boy can't be convinced. Only one thing left to do.
Take his towel by force!!
Saigo and Ryotsu rush in as one.
It's for Nakagawa's own good!
I'm pretty sure the bathhouse has rules against this kind of rough-housing.
I'm not sure what Ryo-san is doing here, but apparently it's bad enough to warrant censoring his
entire body.
Now they've got him!
But Nakagawa puts up even more a struggle than they'd expected!
In the end, it seems their efforts were for naught.
Nakagawa protects the view of his privates like a nun protects her chastity.
The only explanation is that Nakagawa must be . . .
. . . chicken!
Oh well! They all get back to their body washing.
And Nakagawa gets to relax comfortably for a bit.
That's when Ryotsu unveils one of his usual schemes.
Because Nakagawa's not naked, he's not included!
Hahahah, too bad for him.
Whatever it is, it's got these men quite aroused.
Well!
Let's get to it!
To . . .
. . . the female side!
Yeah, that's right. Who couldn't see this coming?
A huddle is called for as they discuss the finer details of their plan.
And make a final vow t cover each other's backs. This is a man's promise!
And so, they leave Nakagawa on his own.
Unfortunately dressed in towels themselves now. Dx
The usual hijinks ensue.
But if you thought they'd actually see anything, I have a bridge to sell you.
Meanwhile . . .
!!!!!
Nakagawa is molested by an older gentleman!
Ryotsu and crew run back, the victims of a hot water attack.
Only to stop short.
At a most unappealing sight.
Old men need love too~
Later on in the episode, there's like character development and junk. Lessons are learned, friends are made!
And Nakagawa decides . . .
Go for it!
A satisfying conclusion for all.
