SMB

Those Italian plumber brothers who go on drug trips a lot!

Those . . . sexy(?!) Italian plumbers?

Goodness!

Don't forget their sworn enemy, King of the Koopas!

Bowser makes all lizards sexy.

Super Mario Bros

It's-a-me!

Mario!

Bowser

Furry Friday! Er, Scaly Friday! Oh, whatever!

King Koopa!