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Cena, Thong'd

Sharp-eyed reader RedSpkScott pointed out last post that we, in fact, HAVE seen John Cena's ass. That time he went around the house in a thong and mentally scarred his father. You can really tell what kind of guy he is from this clip. ;]



This clip is fun too. He whips his shirt off in front of a live studio audience to the delight of the ladies (and several men, I'm sure).

Speaking of John Cena . . .

. . . the man is smokin' hot.

He's what you might call a pro-wrestler!

Oof!

But he also does plenty of other crap. Modelling, acting, even some wannabe rapping. (what's with me and wannabe rappers?)

Here he is with his posse

And here he is just looking sexy.

You can see he's a bit of a tease because he's constantly lifting up his shirt to show off his body to drooling admirers.

He's also a bit of a prankster, like here where he playfully pantses fellow wrestler Randy Orton.

Being a wrestler, it goes for granted that he's been pantsed himself, right? (at least in this blog it does) Unfortunately in Cena's case, it's not to be. The man typically wears jeans in the ring, which aren't as easily tugged down as the trunks or speedos that the other wrestlers prefer. To the best of my knowledge, Cena's never shown his ass in the ring. (WWE, please change this)

You can tell it's a beauty beneath that denim, though.

Here's the closest we'll probably ever get. A boxers shot . . .

At least he gets forced into plenty of compromising positions. Suck it, bitch!

Here he is doing some rappin'.

Yeah.

Palling around with Hulk Hogan.

He's so hot that even Batista wants a piece of the action.

Pesky boner.

That Pesky Wha--?

A guide by John Cena and published in Maxim. The last line in particular may be of . . . interest.