11/11/09

Security Chief

So yeah, Babylon 5 is pretty much the best sci-fi show ever (besides Farscape and, I dunno, maybe BSG?). I don't care how geeky it makes me, because the show is fucking awesome. It was all space opera fantasy sci-fi with aliens and conspiracies of light and intergalactic wars and complex characters and foreshadowing! Lots and lots and lots of foreshadowing.

But I'm sure you already know that.

But yeah, this post isn't so much about how good the show was but more about how hot I thought Michael Garibaldi (played by Jerry Doyle) was.

Which is funny! Because he's kinda old, and a bit overweight, and balding. But urrrrgh I don't care, he just had that certain "something"! Maybe it was his voice. Very matter-of-fact, very macho, very American! In space.

Anyway, he was the Chief of Security on the station and frankly was pretty crap at his job. I mean, every episode there'd be smuggled weapons and stuff just popping up. Seriously man, get on that.

But it's okay, we still love him. I mean, the place was a madhouse. A madhouse!

He also had, as Dodger once put it, a "cute butt". This was very important to me growing up.

Sometimes he would get woken up in the middle of the night and have to get out of bed all shirtless and stuff.
Then once the wacky crisis is averted, he'd get back . . . into bed!
nnnnnnnngh

And it seemed he was always spending lots of time in medlab with his shirt off 'cause he'd get, y'know, shot. Babylon 5. It can be a dangerous place (but it is their last, best hope for peace)

Shaving your chest is for pussies?
Putting a shirt on!
More kinky medical examinations. (or not)
See what I mean about the kinda overweight part? No matter. Ha ha!

Woosh!

Speaking of medical things, Doctor Stephen Franklin is probably the hottest dude on the show. Which kinda sucks because he only gets one shirtless scene that I remember.


Garibaldi has a sexy back too!
I always kinda liked his season 5 shaved-head look.

Watch where you're pointing that thing, pal.

11/9/09

Captive, Restrained, and Enslaved

What's a little bondage between friends?

Let's get started, shall we?

11/8/09

Guy Gardner

Superhero Sunnnnnnnday!
Today's "pick" is Guy Gardner. He's from the Green Lantern Corps, kind of a "jingoistic parody of an ultra-macho red-blooded American male" (according to wikipedia!) That basically just means he's a very patriotic (galactic!) twat.

See what I mean? According to my pal Scott, Guy is kinda what would happen if an asshole fratboy got ahold of some super-powers. But as we all know, macho assholes are totally sexy to me as long as they're also hot men.

. . . which Guy clearly is.

In these pages totally ripped off from Shirtless Superheroes, Guy slowly loses more and more of his clothes until he's a half-naked hunk just swinging around some alien jungle.


(this page included mostly because John Stewart looks hot in it, not Guy. Oh well!)

I love old comics. Go far enough back in their histories, and eventually you'll find a naked scene for every hero.

Sometime in the 90's I think where every comic had to suddenly be EXTREME and EDGY, Guy was reinvented as Warrior, where he got some badass(?) tattoos and wore a lot fewer clothes!

Merry Christmas, bitch.

Chillin' with Superman . . .


The incident that got me interested in his character in the first place however, was how he once mooned Batman from outer-space.
It did not disappoint!

And that's why it's also so funny that the only porn I could find of Guy involved him tossed over Bat's lap getting a spanking. >3

11/4/09

CONTINUE?

Just something I found on pixiv that amused me~


"Hurry up with those quarters, man! Joe's about to get gang-banged!"

11/3/09

Free

Another rising star to the bara scene! This hunk is from the anime Soul Eater. I don't know much about him, but I hear he's a rather carefree sort. Who doesn't love a big goofball beefcake?

Apparently he's a former prisoner, and a werewolf, and . . . stuff!

Bahhh we don't need no stinking context to just enjoy staring at his body, do we?

Well, maybe some context would be nice actually for THIS. Oh well!

Oh, but since he's a werewolf, that means furry fans can love him too!

Fanartsssss
Showering in his own cum!