Two New Stories

While you were studying the blade, I've been hard at work crafting some fiction for your enjoyment! Presenting two brand-spanking-new works...

The first is a collection of intertwined short stories entitled 'Tales of Spank City' with cover art done by Turquine of the marvelous Turquine Art blog. I wanted to branch out and try something different from my usual fantasy fare. Playing in the modern day was fun, and I may do it again sometime!

From the Amazon description:

What do you do when you move to a city seemingly obsessed with... spanking?

That's what happens to Jordan Tanner when he pursues his vocational dreams and finds himself in the infamous city of Ass Beat. A city where all guys under the age of thirty are legally subjected to bare-butt spankings whenever they screw up—a rule he himself isn't exempt from!

From the author of Argus the Werewolf Spanker comes his next spanking epic. Containing over ten short stories all set within the same city where punishments are the norm, and every man carries his own punishment strap. Whether you enjoy domestic discipline, fraternity hazing, leather daddies, or just good spankings between friends, you'll find something to enjoy in Tales of Spank City.

If interested, you can purchase Tales of Spank City here.

The second is 'Dungeon of the Thorn Knight', a story set in the time of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table. I've had a special fondness for that setting since I was a boy, and this story was something of a labor of love for me. This story in particular adapts the story of the villainous Sir Turquine (no relation to the aforementioned artist of the same name!) and his battle with Sir Lancelot.

From the Amazon description:

The Knights of the Round Table are under the command of King Arthur, and provide a shining beacon of hope throughout the Dark Ages. But when the dread knight known as Sir Turquine decides to wage a one-man war against the fellowship by kidnapping and imprisoning all who stand before him, it might mean the end of Arthur's dream.

Can any man stand against the black knight? Will any keep their armor on, or will they find themselves stripped bare before his fearsome powers? Helplessly tied and bound over their steeds, will any of the knights succeed in escaping before they arrive at the massive punishment dungeon known as the Dolorous Keep? And, when interred inside, will any of the brave Knights of the Round Table keep from breaking under all the non-stop spanking?

Most pressingly of all, will Lancelot ride in to save the day?

A standalone story set in the 'Spankings of Myth & Legend' series, Featuring over 24,000 words of kinky medieval knight smut. Includes non-consensual punishment kinks such as spanking, paddling, bondage, humiliation, dildo insertion, forced domination, and bukkake.

If interested, you can purchase Dungeon of the Thorn Knight here.

Both these stories were also previewed on my patreon, which is another easy way to support me and help me keep writing stories like these! Thanks for reading.


Now on Patreon

Hey guys! How's everyone been in the... err... three years since I posted last? Boy, time sure does fly! I've been pretty good, thanks for asking. Still writing, still kicking, and still perving over dumb buff cartoon men.

In fact, the reason I'm posting today is I've opened up a patreon that combines a few of those interests! For only a single dollar a month (though you're of course welcome to give more) you get access to erotic m/m spanking stories by me, a month before they're posted anywhere else. You also get to vote on the subject of each story. And even suggest your own!

For instance, here's the poll I just drew up for October:

It's something I'm just starting, and I'm eager to see how it goes. So give it a look, if you like! I'd appreciate any and all support.

Check it out here, at: Manicorn Fiction

Oh, and if you'd like to follow me on regular social media, I'm mostly on twitter these days, so you can check me out there too!:  TheManlyUnicorn


Dudes Spankin' Dudes Podcast

*briefly resuscitates Stash*

My friend Scott and I have started a podcast! The topic is, uhh... you can probably guess.

Give the first episode a listen here!

We talk a bit about our own experiences growing up as spankos, review a spanking porn video, and discuss what celebrities we'd like to spank... and be spanked by!

Hoping to make it a monthly feature. So if you'd like to listen to two dudes babble about kink stuff, come on over! We'd love to get some feedback, and also answer any questions you send in for the next show!


New Story! Argus the Werewolf Spanker

“They say that music soothes the savage beast, eh? I’ve found that some good chain, a paddle, and a few clamps work worlds better!”

Argus is a werewolf hunter, but not the traditional kind. Whereas other hunters favor various silver weapons, stakes, mercury-tipped arrowheads, poison mistletoe, wolfsbane, and the application of fire, Argus takes a different tack. Why kill a werewolf when you can subdue him? Werewolves are big, beautiful creatures, for all their snarling savagery. There's no need to extinguish them from the world--not when you've got silver chains to bind them, and a silver paddle to give them a good lesson in manners instead. They've just got to learn who the alpha is, that's all.

. . . Now as for where the silver butt plugs come in, well, that's a trade secret.

Featuring 21,000 words of kinky bondage, spanking, and submission of hulking werewolves, as well as the men who hunt them. A gay erotic story where slavering beasts with uncontrollable sexual appetites hunt for both prey and mates under a full moon, and only one man has the skills required to tame them. While a standalone tale, Argus the Werewolf Spanker also expands on and takes place in the same world as previous story from S.G. Croup, The Jockstrap Bandit.


 My latest story, and also my longest. 20,000 words is generally the minimum to be considered a novella. Guys, I wrote a novella about a hunky bearish guy who spanks werewolves. If that excites you (and it should!) or you just generally like gay fantasy erotica, BDSM, and/or monster men and transformations, then totally consider checking this one out!

It's also been picked up by Bad Dog Books, so if you have a non-kindle device or would just rather not go through Amazon, you can buy through them instead!


Sellin' Stories

Missed me?

Wanna catch up on what I've been up to?

Lately I've been working on a slew of stories. All available digitally from Amazon, and able to be read on kindle, tablet, PCs--whatever you've got! Featuring a bunch of spankings, but also heavily saturated with homoeroticism, sweaty wrestling, bros giving handjobs, magical jockstraps, and big dumb guys getting pantsed. You know, all those things that we love.

If you're at all interested, you can check out my author profile here. (I'd really appreciate it!)

And if you'd like some more info . . .

 “Wh--who’re you?!” Ray asked tremulously.

"Who're WE?" the other brother said back in amazement.

"We're your frat brothers!"

"That's right. We're the guys you gotta impress if you ever wanna make it past being a nasty little piece of pledge puke!"

"We're the boot that you gotta lick. The paddle that blisters your ass. The icy hot that gets dumped down your jock. The itching powder that--"

"Okay okay, Tyrone, don't need to give away all the fun we'll be having later," Bruce interrupted him, letting out a deep chuckle.

Rules of the Frat, a fraternity spanking story. For $0.99 you get hunky frat boys, jockstraps, paddling, handjobs, and the milking of hot loads from horny young studs. To quote the imaginary backflap: 26 pages of ass burning, boner throbbing action!

This one kiiinda makes me jockstrap fetish even more obvious than ever before. It also features a really well-done mutual wanking scene but that's just my own opinion. :x

“Aooowwww! Stop that! That stings, you lout!” Antaeus shrieked, apparently unused to such pain.

But Hercules did not stop. Rather, he began to put even more of his extraordinary strength into each powerful blow. His mighty palm made Antaeus’s supremely muscular buttocks bounce and clench in humiliated pain. “You deserve this and more, after forcing your subjects to wrestle against you when they have no chance of victory! Perhaps this will teach you to pick on opponents your own size!”

“Aaaarrghh! I beg you! No more!”

“Do you admit that I am the better man?” Hercules asked with a laugh.

“Never!!” Antaeus spat out defiantly. But unfortunately for him, that only invited more hearty whacks from Hercules’s hard and heavy palm onto his fast reddening hindquarters. “Yeeeowwwww!”

The Son of Zeus grinned broadly as he left handprint after blazing handprint on Antaeus’s round and meaty buttocks as the other demi-god squirmed helplessly over his shoulder. His father would surely look upon him with pride from Mount Olympus for his victory and congratulate him on demeaning his opponent in such a way. With this spanking he would bring yet more prestige to the throne of Olympus.

Spankings of Myth and Legend. This collection is actually two tales in one! The first features the legendary Hercules, and feeds into my love of Greek mythology, sweaty muscular men wrestling, skimpy togas, and (surprise surprise) spanking! The second, "The Merry Spankings of Sherwood,"  has been redone and heavily revamped for publication. It features Robin Hood and Little John meeting for the first time and solving their differences like adults, mostly by swatting each others bare-naked asses with switches.

Men had so many delightful reactions to being denuded. Some got angry, putting up a fuss and in the process drawing even more attention to their plight. Some became embarrassed, going to extreme measures to hide themselves from sight and avoid the eyes of others. Some took it stoically, gritting their teeth and viewing it as a burden to bear until they could find something to put on. Many blushed red as a lobster. Some turned pale as a ghost.

But no matter how they reacted, Snagger loved them all. It was his firmly held belief that to see a man’s true face, all you had to do was strip him naked in front of his peers. The surly orc bouncer at the bar, for instance, responded with nervousness. ...

The Jockstrap Bandit, because I needed a non-spanking story ;P  Instead, this one focuses on the exploits of an underwear-stealing bandit as he makes his way about the fictional city of Armorear humiliating men of all stripes and colors. It's an epic tale of sword and sorcery, exposures and erections, minotaurs, thieves, bounty hunters, and enchanted jockstraps! It's also probably my favorite of the batch.

Once again, if you're at all interested in any of these stories please head over to my Amazon author page and take a look! There are longer excepts there too. Don't be afraid to leave a review or three, either! :3

(no no, this blog is still basically dead . . . but I figured there might be people who followed me here but didn't make the jump to tumblr that would be interested in these. I'll probably feature more 'ads' like this in the future as well, so be on the lookout!)