Deep Space Nine

Jadzia Dax knows how to throw a good party.

 

What better way to make an impression than by inviting a Samoan fire dancer to your bachelorette party?

It's not just any fire dancer of course, but lieutenant Manuele Atoa.

He serves aboard the USS Sutherland.

 

He's got some hot moves.

 

 

And this is just about as much manservice as Star Trek is allowed to give.

 

Jadzia congratulates him on providing such welcome entertainment (and eyecandy)

 

Then . . .

More dancing!

Then more flirting!

Jadzia, you're soon to be a married woman! :0

 

The next morning . . .

Atoa and Morn wake up. Pretty sure they slept together.

But now it's time for the guests to leave~

 

The door opens, revealing Worf right on the other side.

 

DS9 was the best Star Trek ever.

Number One

William T. Riker has the most epic bestest beard ever, and it was only after he grew it that Next Generation got any good at ALL.

Gaze at it. It is beautiful.

The actor who played him, Jonathon Frakes, also voiced Xanatos from Gargoyles, which is just as, if not MORE, amazing!

Here are some scans from one of the Star Trek graphic novels, The Gorn Crisis, getting hot and sweaty with some Klingon warriors.

Klingons are totally this franchise's bara bait, but I've never seen any porn of them.

Nice ass, Number One.

Mmmmm, Riker.

Trip Tucker

So for those who may not know, Star Trek: Enterprise was a show that no one liked. For . . . a variety of reasons! Although I have heard that the third and fourth seasons totally rocked.

But you're not here to read my rambles about canceled science fiction shows (or did you?), you're here to read my rambles about sexy things! Well what do you know. By our powers combined, today I can do both.

Er, meet Charles "Trip" Tucker III, chief engineer aboard the Enterprise. This baby-faced, plain-talking fella captured my heart from day one.

Probably because he walks around in his underwear a lot.

He does it everywhere! In sickbay.

Around the ship.

In bars.

In bondage.

(strain, bulge, straaain)

That's when he's even allowed a shirt at all.

Yeah, laugh it up, Scott Bakula!

But the greatest (and most most obvious) attempt at fanservice was the infamous "Decon Room" which was basically an excuse for the actors to strip down and rub oily gel on themselves and each other.

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