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7/8/13

Snake on a Dick

Great Teacher Onizuka, episode 38! It's the beach episode. Class is on a field trip to Okinawa!

Cute board shorts.

Ho hum, ho hum, business as usual.

Until this sneaky minx pops up . . . It seems she has a score to settle with Onizuka from the previous episode!

And what's the best way to get payback, you ask?

Well . . .

. . .

. . . *chomp*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BY PUTTING A SNAKE DOWN HIS BATHING SUIT?!

That roguish wench!

Desperate for relief, Onizuka begs someone to suck out the poison (not kidding here)

In the end, a visit to the doctor was required. u_u

Onizuka had to suck out the poison himself . . . but he kinda liked it. (STILL NOT KIDDING. THIS IS WHAT HE SAYS. WATCH THE SHOW!)

The perils of teaching.

4/20/10

Revisitation: Metal Gear Solid

Because we can't get enough of our rugged infiltrator,

his delicious bubble ass,

or his . . . tactical espionage unit.

Well, let's get to it!

7/19/09

Anyone who's even a casual gamer knows who Solid Snake is, right? Well, for those who don't, suffice to say that he's a badass, the main character of the Metal Gear series, and likes to hide in boxes.

He also has a pair of gloriously tight, toned butt-cheeks that he flaunts every game he's in.

Pretty swell, right? On to the fanart!

Even old snake~

Even Otacon and random guards can admire Snake's fine, fine ass.

Speaking of guards, what happens when Snake gets caught by soldiers? (er, or the other way around . . . )

First they probably tie him up.

Maybe he even gets off on it. Snake, for an espionage agent, enjoying your capture is not a good career decision!

Oh well.

Then they have their filthy way with him.

But anonymous soldiers aren't the only ones boning our manly hero! Since he was a surprise addition to Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Snake's character was opened up to all sorts of perverted, crossover possibilities.