Mass Effect

 

 So it seems the Normandy is a hotbed of gay alien sex.

Alien butts. Alien dicks. That's all this post is gonna have!

 

I've been told that Turians are really hard to draw.

But I guess Krogans are pretty hard, too. These games have complicated designs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mmm, paddle that meaty butt.

Oh Wrex and Grunt, why are you not romance options?

 

 

 And while we're on the subject, why can't we romance Garrus as a dude? :0

Alien sex.

 

"But doesn't have the game have hunky humans as well, Commander?" you may be asking?

Well, you've got a few options there as well, if you're into that sort of thing. Freak.

 Just ignore Kaiden. Ew.

 

This stud is more along my lines.

James Vega is adorable and gets along great with kids.

 

And his model is a sight to behold.

 

Very nice.

 

 Of course, following Bioware's logic of never giving the gay option gay people actually want, he is also unromanceable. x0

 We may only lust from a distance. :x

Maybe someday you'll get it right, BIOWARE. 

This post has been mostly whining about romance options.

Mass Effect

Deep Space Nine

Jadzia Dax knows how to throw a good party.

 

What better way to make an impression than by inviting a Samoan fire dancer to your bachelorette party?

It's not just any fire dancer of course, but lieutenant Manuele Atoa.

He serves aboard the USS Sutherland.

 

He's got some hot moves.

 

 

And this is just about as much manservice as Star Trek is allowed to give.

 

Jadzia congratulates him on providing such welcome entertainment (and eyecandy)

 

Then . . .

More dancing!

Then more flirting!

Jadzia, you're soon to be a married woman! :0

 

The next morning . . .

Atoa and Morn wake up. Pretty sure they slept together.

But now it's time for the guests to leave~

 

The door opens, revealing Worf right on the other side.

 

DS9 was the best Star Trek ever.