Sunday Matinee

Dean

Jensen Ackles aka. that one hot guy from Supernatural. His character is named Dean--which really fucked me up because the actor who plays his brother on the show, Sam, played a character named Dean on Gilmore Girls. So it was like double Deans. Pick a different name, you guys!

But I digress.

Far be it from me to say, but he's a bit of a hot momma.
When he's not like, y'know, hunting down demons or whatev.

Iif you type his name into google image search, this is the first pic.

Never really got into the show, but one of my friends is super crazy about it. Maybe one day . . .

I'm about 99% sure this is a fake, but goddammit, it's spot-on like how I imagine his ass would really look. Dx

Varsity Blues

Don't worry guys, I won't forget this blog just because we've got a shiny new forum now. (which is already taking off! I'm so proud ;_;)

Today I'd like to discuss with you the movie Varsity Blues, a football-themed film which practically OPENS with this ass-shot.

"Good moonin boys, good moonin! I’ve been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ASS you a question!" he says. The ass in question belongs to Tweeder, played by actor Scott Caan, an actor who hits so many of my buttons (short, stubbly, an asshole in real life, AMAZING butt) that it's not even funny.

Yeah, laugh it up, James Van Der Beek!

But amazingly that isn't the best fanservice scene we get outta this movie. No, that comes later on when Tweeder pulls up in a stolen police car full of naked girls.

It's only when he steps out of the car that you realize he's also naked!

With only a cowboy hat covering his goods, he has a nice talk with his buddy.

. . . ordering him to strip down too and hop in!

Then we're treated to the finest ass-shot in all of cinema.

Incredibly firm, perky, coconut-like buttocks absentmindedly flex and shift as Jamie talks with the girls.

When his pal declines the offer like any good puritan would, Tweeder just rolls his eyes and struts back to the car.

"Hang on to your nipples!" he says, before taking off as surely as he'd arrived, driving off into the sunset (or down a random street, whatever).

For completion's sake, here's a few more shots of Scott from his other movies. And modeling. And paparazzi photos!

Reward For The Capture Of . . .

Alright, I have a confession to make. I am the biggest fan of Farscape in the world.

Yes, I am. Well, okay, maybe not the BIGGEST, but I loved that show so bad. SO bad. DAMN YOU SCI-FI FOR CANCELING IT.

And I'll confess this, too. A big part of my fanboying is likely due to how damn hot the main character, John Crichton (played by Ben Browder) was. I mean, goddamn.

Even TV Guide agrees with me.

But seriously, the man is hot.

I remember how young and innocent he looked in the first season. Getting all embarrassed about losing his clothes after he was captured by Moya's crew . . . (if I captured John Crichton, I'd probably strip him naked first thing, too)

Not that we-the-viewers could see anything. Damn bars getting in the way!

He gets over his shyness pretty fast though, and soon starts baring his half-naked torso to his alien buddies without a second thought.
OH GOD THAT HAIRY CHEST.

He even looks good while sporting a ridiculous beard and trying for that 'Castaway' look.

And I don't watch Stargate, but maybe I should if Ben Browder gets to walk around in his underwear and get hand-cuffed to beds and things.

Nice bulge.

(Actually, no, I shouldn't watch Stargate. I kinda hate that show. Curses!)

Crichton looks adorable when he's sleeping.

. . . when he wakes up, too!

But don't let the warm fuzzies mislead you. The man is pure bad-ass.

And I probably don't even need to say this, but his butt looks incredible no matter what he's wearing.

The problem is he KNOWS it! xD

In khakis.

In jeans.

In flight-suits.

And especially his standard ensemble, leather.

Did I mention leather?

Oh, Jim Henson wardrobe department. What lovely people you all must be.