Nyotaimori (Japanese: 女体盛り, "female body presentation"), often referred to as "body sushi," is the practice of serving sashimi or sushi from the body of a woman, typically naked. (from wikipedia)
Nantaimori (Japanese: 男体盛り) refers to the same practice using a male model.

OBVIOUSLY that would be the kind we favor around here.

Dunno how sanitary it is to eat off a naked dude, but there is something about this that arouses my . . . appetites!

What can I say? I've been hungry lately. ;_;

Looks scrumptious! I particularly commend the table setting.

And if that doesn't entice your taste buds . . .

How about some chocolate?

Whipped cream?

Soup?

And other assorted delicacies?

I'll have the beefy platter on the right, please! :3