tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59599192024-03-13T16:09:09.363-04:00SoupGoblin's StashSoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.comBlogger1029125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-85484832643060844592023-06-15T18:35:00.009-04:002023-06-15T18:40:36.615-04:00The Kangaroo<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF1qkJ97wYZ8CsRvJeqpUexOBAIcN3oGsVeB-f2jHSp0OTnPhTL6CZXAu3gEwTf5ACcFVhDXSjpvS8t2SVomW58oH1aEk121OAcAfssgXhETXIt8Vn0cTsPorX3ux_4gX8OrbY0lvR79qFe6iqF5DLN5lqGGaK1nexNTOQZ5RLD6ShYO27-Ns/s1207/RCO003_1583494693.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1207" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF1qkJ97wYZ8CsRvJeqpUexOBAIcN3oGsVeB-f2jHSp0OTnPhTL6CZXAu3gEwTf5ACcFVhDXSjpvS8t2SVomW58oH1aEk121OAcAfssgXhETXIt8Vn0cTsPorX3ux_4gX8OrbY0lvR79qFe6iqF5DLN5lqGGaK1nexNTOQZ5RLD6ShYO27-Ns/s320/RCO003_1583494693.JPG" width="212" /></a></div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">You've all heard of that classic Marvel villain "The Kangaroo", haven't you?<br /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAH5EVOlVdGEq3Cd_sIleDvkVZL2hpMD7q4L6uMmX3Erm-MwHXeM_HEBmJg4m-uy3_KTz-ljCptrVLF_i2368rcZx8xP6vggviaocz3lSrBT4gUd7tMVeCIJL15eAF-fMZ7iEQK86QyIGU8Kk_vWlGFGiUQDcHeJPdZy-OsbgLR2Q_vaRdogE/s1207/RCO004_1583494693.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1207" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAH5EVOlVdGEq3Cd_sIleDvkVZL2hpMD7q4L6uMmX3Erm-MwHXeM_HEBmJg4m-uy3_KTz-ljCptrVLF_i2368rcZx8xP6vggviaocz3lSrBT4gUd7tMVeCIJL15eAF-fMZ7iEQK86QyIGU8Kk_vWlGFGiUQDcHeJPdZy-OsbgLR2Q_vaRdogE/s320/RCO004_1583494693.JPG" width="212" /></a></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Alright, maybe you haven't. But if it makes you feel better, neither did Spider-Man before their first encounter.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7FleWSPz1BKn2DDtzSsdoVJvo4lGjKvVGaR2M_qHkCKmdE05HYq2TW_3KsbiYtt3SRNZozhUxo2T8EIsK0Lgyp_ysJJkkpwl9Ni_OGX-N1r6V2iwGuokLw8My__inmj4P5aYBb54H34GTRgDmWRnNxCyaRpiiUdFtbv4jo-hyEkrRLiIpZMw/s1207/RCO005_1583494693.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1207" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7FleWSPz1BKn2DDtzSsdoVJvo4lGjKvVGaR2M_qHkCKmdE05HYq2TW_3KsbiYtt3SRNZozhUxo2T8EIsK0Lgyp_ysJJkkpwl9Ni_OGX-N1r6V2iwGuokLw8My__inmj4P5aYBb54H34GTRgDmWRnNxCyaRpiiUdFtbv4jo-hyEkrRLiIpZMw/s320/RCO005_1583494693.JPG" width="212" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">What's the best way to handle a bad guy in high-tech battle armor? Simple! Strip it all off him and then hang him up like, as the indignant Kangaroo puts it, "a side of <b>BEEF!</b>"<br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc4U_TWXTTd85dpQPtRaABlON7oYYgjNHfGWQ4pZWGjpXtEMGuL6MR_HAGqeE2vJ3NAQkfiCYDdlbf7tHRsMwb4dFqQHPPqhMKaHAzI7ymDMWgiZEs_wDwPd6DzVhyQZwkJ-NGEEzbicLpiYVpI10HJVXhaVDCm7Tjr-PNWkdjxE3fVTxa3gw/s792/RCO005_1583494693vfbg.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="792" data-original-width="564" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc4U_TWXTTd85dpQPtRaABlON7oYYgjNHfGWQ4pZWGjpXtEMGuL6MR_HAGqeE2vJ3NAQkfiCYDdlbf7tHRsMwb4dFqQHPPqhMKaHAzI7ymDMWgiZEs_wDwPd6DzVhyQZwkJ-NGEEzbicLpiYVpI10HJVXhaVDCm7Tjr-PNWkdjxE3fVTxa3gw/s320/RCO005_1583494693vfbg.jpg" width="228" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">(this was all in Spectacular Spider-Man #244 (1997) btw!)</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTAADU_lm2hC0Ld7tc-7c34lYytK6sv-bxgJrcCZ765bBeomPsiU1zN4r5a6EeZ_fmtAASAd2ZBxThYb30nWaUwjICRlaXtR0NjoMkd5nMbesvlOC6jIa5fUFWRXFuiz0_T-bw2LVsBIz_Kg8dYtaq79CJJ-m5WMQySt5FnJYW0rXl21GsIeI/s1481/RCO012_1664902042.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1481" data-original-width="964" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTAADU_lm2hC0Ld7tc-7c34lYytK6sv-bxgJrcCZ765bBeomPsiU1zN4r5a6EeZ_fmtAASAd2ZBxThYb30nWaUwjICRlaXtR0NjoMkd5nMbesvlOC6jIa5fUFWRXFuiz0_T-bw2LVsBIz_Kg8dYtaq79CJJ-m5WMQySt5FnJYW0rXl21GsIeI/s320/RCO012_1664902042.jpg" width="208" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">Next issue we get possibly one of my favorite comic pages of all time. Let's count the ways:</p><p style="text-align: center;">1)The only clothes Kangaroo has on are a pair of boxers. Unclear if they're his own or if Grizzly loaned him them.</p><p style="text-align: center;">2) Speaking of Grizzly, he's another minor Spider-villain who is extremely gay-coded every appearance he makes. True to form, in this ish he's basically adopted a naked hunk he found on the street.<br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">3) They're talking weirdly homo-erotically about various humiliations they've endured. I love 90s tough guy talk.</p><p style="text-align: center;">4) Closeup on Kangaroo's butt as he leans into the fridge.</p><p style="text-align: center;">5) WHUMP! That kick!<br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf7Xj9eUOnaR2m91zbDfhzEeuKMLJ8sTEft0HQL8qjwUgH3FpgWcdP8DNoLd2mIoQrdslq1SafBs60nmZ06JbyOoG7lCIjrxJaLaw_jlaWDj_hlZEC-IpmLIcD8m7Mcans2OQU8lrzZbDJU6FSL49fCGsKKwzyb113xUhfsnj7PKYx4bm99TU/s232/dhjd.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="232" data-original-width="229" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf7Xj9eUOnaR2m91zbDfhzEeuKMLJ8sTEft0HQL8qjwUgH3FpgWcdP8DNoLd2mIoQrdslq1SafBs60nmZ06JbyOoG7lCIjrxJaLaw_jlaWDj_hlZEC-IpmLIcD8m7Mcans2OQU8lrzZbDJU6FSL49fCGsKKwzyb113xUhfsnj7PKYx4bm99TU/s1600/dhjd.jpg" width="229" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">This is the good shit right here.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSArxW0j_eYNz-wSWlWLrXb4hhOVw1jBJ5pCZDyr4TARJVkLuzaXeJeQL4kqpLybYgHAiC0DyguSk34GNzQVsJGW1mZKy2ZWf8G7V5Rh6CC5QhIkZRU4vlV4g9miu1RTGRV8PzRAVs4LyrefZt5V86D9xlyxcr9ZbhxR_zXmgcxAHeZ8uMbko/s966/RCO013_1664902042bgn.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="966" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSArxW0j_eYNz-wSWlWLrXb4hhOVw1jBJ5pCZDyr4TARJVkLuzaXeJeQL4kqpLybYgHAiC0DyguSk34GNzQVsJGW1mZKy2ZWf8G7V5Rh6CC5QhIkZRU4vlV4g9miu1RTGRV8PzRAVs4LyrefZt5V86D9xlyxcr9ZbhxR_zXmgcxAHeZ8uMbko/s320/RCO013_1664902042bgn.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">Funny ha-ha "men getting prostate exam is the joke" humor or a wink and a nod that Kangaroo is now getting his ass regularly wrecked by Grizzly? You tell us, dear reader.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvR2_grtFwPnUih88VhQrnGGMomTBN_Xh7p7aiYUT3F0OG4dkPzfpTZoqcaK5dH2no8x7cf97FpZMi284i6wu2uthqddjRxXe5D94s31Uegih-nwZQYspOF2ZAeiLzseRKKr2fjair0KYXJ6ydh-0laBSKXFyyfUzDq2I3Yfgr_x_h5cRzpfg/s1496/RCO001_1664881380.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1496" data-original-width="977" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvR2_grtFwPnUih88VhQrnGGMomTBN_Xh7p7aiYUT3F0OG4dkPzfpTZoqcaK5dH2no8x7cf97FpZMi284i6wu2uthqddjRxXe5D94s31Uegih-nwZQYspOF2ZAeiLzseRKKr2fjair0KYXJ6ydh-0laBSKXFyyfUzDq2I3Yfgr_x_h5cRzpfg/s320/RCO001_1664881380.jpg" width="209" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">Sadly their love isn't to be, because they basically break up the following issue. We do get a nice cover of Kangaroo still in his undies though!</p><p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg12s4-_jcFCjE4Kk2pETlc91d5m6atImrmSdTB60d5UL_I8hffR2r_Cao3fQpTnT548MNVi-Dur3SNAj6ASVHsCrYYVr5ytzmvjD940ua6njuFgIvV4-z1nMu4-N6L1olnI2cLOvwEAOycXvYw7-ymKcu1Vq_YMBnnvHP9OUFhr9trFwK-kU8/s1481/RCO019_1664881380.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1481" data-original-width="967" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg12s4-_jcFCjE4Kk2pETlc91d5m6atImrmSdTB60d5UL_I8hffR2r_Cao3fQpTnT548MNVi-Dur3SNAj6ASVHsCrYYVr5ytzmvjD940ua6njuFgIvV4-z1nMu4-N6L1olnI2cLOvwEAOycXvYw7-ymKcu1Vq_YMBnnvHP9OUFhr9trFwK-kU8/s320/RCO019_1664881380.jpg" width="209" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> But oh, what the hell. Let's show you some Grizzly while we're at it. Because who knew a skin-tight bear suit could look this good?</div><p style="text-align: center;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_mSGIYYC4QMPUBgCfOzM77YZ7cYNIRRUBtmpyzXd8bU075IJzb3J0nKL2m9zKMkHBUIEfWZ4kqqbczFw2aJ8ZEKyNF4SWTn2egop28ByT_lZM9brao7cpTFrCrUtRJpV6U3juryvfTmUh63g6c7iPHBkVis5BYaUazyfKfuEkBcWjKqY1ciI/s485/RCO007_1664881380cfvfdv.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="432" data-original-width="485" height="285" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_mSGIYYC4QMPUBgCfOzM77YZ7cYNIRRUBtmpyzXd8bU075IJzb3J0nKL2m9zKMkHBUIEfWZ4kqqbczFw2aJ8ZEKyNF4SWTn2egop28ByT_lZM9brao7cpTFrCrUtRJpV6U3juryvfTmUh63g6c7iPHBkVis5BYaUazyfKfuEkBcWjKqY1ciI/s320/RCO007_1664881380cfvfdv.jpg" width="320" /></a></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnD6WiKhaIrhjsCZndX0k0Z0yIBshb-JQdI9ZZYWP9liN0g_SIF_UjSfMFTMjfImETxZB6_o4Z5eF8SuZRgh3-uNETZXaeXeLSEas-16QTQcjaPvGR7IaHCYi8ftq_8FMUosdx6Kv0b6hyPdOjDe9_VtPmiQb2Y5vCGIkpCpySrViJKAZvd6E/s604/RCO011_1664881380dvfg.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="604" data-original-width="354" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnD6WiKhaIrhjsCZndX0k0Z0yIBshb-JQdI9ZZYWP9liN0g_SIF_UjSfMFTMjfImETxZB6_o4Z5eF8SuZRgh3-uNETZXaeXeLSEas-16QTQcjaPvGR7IaHCYi8ftq_8FMUosdx6Kv0b6hyPdOjDe9_VtPmiQb2Y5vCGIkpCpySrViJKAZvd6E/s320/RCO011_1664881380dvfg.jpg" width="188" /></a></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyPHXfkeGHLO_umuTB2gdh0yeOUqZAwMd0ak-dZ5UG8vSXxr-e4cZx_Wbxk07ylyGOHDdCKNOJh76Qg_lZ-s-kNWahlLK59WsuDstKNCih6N69a1lRaIl1tdGTNTCeJPrf4C4-UQcmfrrMbiI7Zp4KVTZTyqyfGFas7KB3oEGJWPItzTjtkAI/s468/RCO012_1664881380gg.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="302" data-original-width="468" height="206" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyPHXfkeGHLO_umuTB2gdh0yeOUqZAwMd0ak-dZ5UG8vSXxr-e4cZx_Wbxk07ylyGOHDdCKNOJh76Qg_lZ-s-kNWahlLK59WsuDstKNCih6N69a1lRaIl1tdGTNTCeJPrf4C4-UQcmfrrMbiI7Zp4KVTZTyqyfGFas7KB3oEGJWPItzTjtkAI/s320/RCO012_1664881380gg.jpg" width="320" /></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><p style="text-align: center;"> With that out of the way, that's pretty much it for Kangaroo's most "fun" appearance. He isn't really in that many other issues, and when he is it's mostly just a cameo of him in prison because he, y'know, got arrested.<br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibjE5BhQptCdodGo4ss1KzLxyHaVTl_SQKOOWnZ86fw4DUQ3sWOJWhcgRjCaAtvAbox07_OkuBhEwBHWSnHkOtJTvEROn9P1UGX8F_9wZammnVQ6FfhelUtngqfDjUZKZQtTTGoHH4XssXVnt48XyVtQ-iXymKs0N51iXx9vYXblkYVXmxdL4/s1044/RCO005_1468225823.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1044" data-original-width="498" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibjE5BhQptCdodGo4ss1KzLxyHaVTl_SQKOOWnZ86fw4DUQ3sWOJWhcgRjCaAtvAbox07_OkuBhEwBHWSnHkOtJTvEROn9P1UGX8F_9wZammnVQ6FfhelUtngqfDjUZKZQtTTGoHH4XssXVnt48XyVtQ-iXymKs0N51iXx9vYXblkYVXmxdL4/s320/RCO005_1468225823.jpg" width="153" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcEhmsNf_TG9aBUSOMCCkX5EeUcSbD6DcDg5pDXvuoqJpqI2W6xNtLs9KL5diSmRWiP1PHf1btZaTwZEDxWE9HKFNE4HST-TpKQRTK1tzrWlSsKrZkRq5EuyrtB4M-_L8xufoxbvJbnNvNHc7wHM9ZoTnatRD-dHIL7L4AzryWWIcx9T2XM8g/s1492/RCO010_w_1468225823.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1492" data-original-width="999" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcEhmsNf_TG9aBUSOMCCkX5EeUcSbD6DcDg5pDXvuoqJpqI2W6xNtLs9KL5diSmRWiP1PHf1btZaTwZEDxWE9HKFNE4HST-TpKQRTK1tzrWlSsKrZkRq5EuyrtB4M-_L8xufoxbvJbnNvNHc7wHM9ZoTnatRD-dHIL7L4AzryWWIcx9T2XM8g/s320/RCO010_w_1468225823.jpg" width="214" /></a></div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">He is still looking good though, still keeping in shape.<br /></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1dbnalu6Q9TKIIBhZmGOFjd0066lnsvBFJtHkjEmuSx98EMtpQvR7TFQtRO4Ga4OB8w0-fv7zAfWSAR_nXCjVvtyPlMIIEgQhlcNfBIiA7WHJezBSsLHpb8rxPJR0BvNBnOnRXIf8fpdmbH4BMQG45bcP_4NIZxXmvlSdektxJs7L4PIwrRc/s997/RCO012_1468225823.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="959" data-original-width="997" height="308" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1dbnalu6Q9TKIIBhZmGOFjd0066lnsvBFJtHkjEmuSx98EMtpQvR7TFQtRO4Ga4OB8w0-fv7zAfWSAR_nXCjVvtyPlMIIEgQhlcNfBIiA7WHJezBSsLHpb8rxPJR0BvNBnOnRXIf8fpdmbH4BMQG45bcP_4NIZxXmvlSdektxJs7L4PIwrRc/s320/RCO012_1468225823.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">In one story from Spider-Man's Tangled Web #16-17, he feuds with Tombstone. During the course of that he pulls the classic "creep through the air vents" maneuver popularized on television. Only, he gets stuck because he's too swole.<br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV8SvZxTpfSTT08Kt7Oum9zC712PEIGJjCP7mX1ZaLe_-swcc2BIAi-J9TgmjvzcTuEolsBP_XY5bvfHEI_k-lpx8NsZ21-Jrd4cdcjpbjPn2H3VUt6YUB7AZHA5Y4jSBfd0N0Y_bRTRVAB5jFnyTmwyKTCshw7AS3V8N34IhesfbSB4FvS9U/s1069/RCO014_1468225823.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1069" data-original-width="998" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV8SvZxTpfSTT08Kt7Oum9zC712PEIGJjCP7mX1ZaLe_-swcc2BIAi-J9TgmjvzcTuEolsBP_XY5bvfHEI_k-lpx8NsZ21-Jrd4cdcjpbjPn2H3VUt6YUB7AZHA5Y4jSBfd0N0Y_bRTRVAB5jFnyTmwyKTCshw7AS3V8N34IhesfbSB4FvS9U/s320/RCO014_1468225823.jpg" width="299" /></a></div><p></p><div style="text-align: center;">That's when the prison's femme gay population stumbles upon him and, well, whatever happens next is unknown because we have a scene transition. I think we can guess though. It was the not-politically-correct early 2000s.<br /></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrebuUK6_ym_MiVqIKzDCq9wd-EpTDr5k1JfWqojp7wJHOJ2CBbaKx_E0HyibuSYzpVjQkyTMu-QprrLyjQhqzPWr8ajncW-4rjDyOoXSxTIeCPo_f15ONNi4fxay51X2uD-KOojTOZcvPYj_CTQ0F4_9uBb01MyZFFVpcVkK_4BYJ0DsoieM/s669/RCO014_1468225823a.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="514" data-original-width="669" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrebuUK6_ym_MiVqIKzDCq9wd-EpTDr5k1JfWqojp7wJHOJ2CBbaKx_E0HyibuSYzpVjQkyTMu-QprrLyjQhqzPWr8ajncW-4rjDyOoXSxTIeCPo_f15ONNi4fxay51X2uD-KOojTOZcvPYj_CTQ0F4_9uBb01MyZFFVpcVkK_4BYJ0DsoieM/s320/RCO014_1468225823a.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Poor, poor Kangaroo...<br /></div></div></div>SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-37344542429119441112022-09-14T11:42:00.007-04:002022-09-16T18:56:09.839-04:00Harry Force<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE6_ZkeRWozPe8iYZ2FTCeu1OZ_vpykhVWr7flq6dOy28GPQ5qBniwkO_3yKekiAt9MeOLH_S6wmheGlS9y8BrmXL2M5m6NY-eZvm2Mv3Y8gNRwA-VCymOIkEZg6cum2QMN0xhTKk0Ui0w91s2otKkTG3vwG6PhSikrcsMn7IHHyO829ur1-Y/s661/HF1a.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="661" data-original-width="435" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE6_ZkeRWozPe8iYZ2FTCeu1OZ_vpykhVWr7flq6dOy28GPQ5qBniwkO_3yKekiAt9MeOLH_S6wmheGlS9y8BrmXL2M5m6NY-eZvm2Mv3Y8gNRwA-VCymOIkEZg6cum2QMN0xhTKk0Ui0w91s2otKkTG3vwG6PhSikrcsMn7IHHyO829ur1-Y/s320/HF1a.jpg" width="211" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'd like to take a moment to talk about a rugged mountain of a man, taken from the pages of <i>Adventures of Superman: Annual 5</i> (1987). Meet Harry Force.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPGXZZini02svXGc80eJ2xcH5-6ZBJ8eIU7yqK-leGUc0i29t5OPOH8hukMFAwnGh41aUJIRbKaLr96k2b_g4Bhurl6ZRibVLRRdRoifERH987scoRWcHbr5lnek64u0yC5QSO9rP6g8oqpr92kCiFPHGe1L9_18VnUHA8lL8WkPbgj838I44/s581/HF1b.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="581" data-original-width="326" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPGXZZini02svXGc80eJ2xcH5-6ZBJ8eIU7yqK-leGUc0i29t5OPOH8hukMFAwnGh41aUJIRbKaLr96k2b_g4Bhurl6ZRibVLRRdRoifERH987scoRWcHbr5lnek64u0yC5QSO9rP6g8oqpr92kCiFPHGe1L9_18VnUHA8lL8WkPbgj838I44/s320/HF1b.jpg" width="180" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">A handsome man. A bearded man.</div><p style="text-align: center;">But also a man with a dark secret... <br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJM9hGGy5djRcKTkkOzTWlwAI3ProMskg6zZ-MKDhUa181FqgN0QZdx4KTMbIGUP7Q9ixmQYPTUoqmuo--Tf4LQwgm57tms7cbiM-utGndj3urlB7iT_9x43OormlfVlHMGWR_ankbQx597j5WNTuPKS1a1iFgSHALliZxOJP2Ek6DOsgCkzM/s1290/HF2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1290" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJM9hGGy5djRcKTkkOzTWlwAI3ProMskg6zZ-MKDhUa181FqgN0QZdx4KTMbIGUP7Q9ixmQYPTUoqmuo--Tf4LQwgm57tms7cbiM-utGndj3urlB7iT_9x43OormlfVlHMGWR_ankbQx597j5WNTuPKS1a1iFgSHALliZxOJP2Ek6DOsgCkzM/s320/HF2.jpg" width="198" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">In times of stress or danger, he has the ability to transform... into a fearsome <i>werebear!!</i></div><p style="text-align: center;">And that's not all!<i><br /></i></p><p style="text-align: center;"><i> </i><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrmJgMjr9dFcTcELpRPNm6fbpAf41RtSIeT7Q_11oeSYEo4pwMlpNoTjk4OzxgsmQiO8t5_vMITP9LdLHvhTgJdMsPizjZHAZYeuRTVZcRB9rSvjZ2HcNbZEAsOlhN_fdOXCvRhap4swhpGA-GIjlgijq0JtiW3Gv1Wpo84OrSuEq1h6IJcR4/s798/HF3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="549" data-original-width="798" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrmJgMjr9dFcTcELpRPNm6fbpAf41RtSIeT7Q_11oeSYEo4pwMlpNoTjk4OzxgsmQiO8t5_vMITP9LdLHvhTgJdMsPizjZHAZYeuRTVZcRB9rSvjZ2HcNbZEAsOlhN_fdOXCvRhap4swhpGA-GIjlgijq0JtiW3Gv1Wpo84OrSuEq1h6IJcR4/s320/HF3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">After turning back, well... you can see for yourself. And I'm sure you are.<br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXeWYMeHKdoK6zBV2FO0CdJWV56EvBE533I5Mg-t1twfTrnxYHbn3PqE0_QS_U58vobTJHKv7hky3NXhKo-1Am1PUywbkoTXiQYGecMK4VahydXN-FxF2exbjt5najITmnx3h6KBCHod-4E-Gcxz37P0p64UamY4s-WsodwLTv193RdvSDaME/s700/HF4.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="700" data-original-width="382" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXeWYMeHKdoK6zBV2FO0CdJWV56EvBE533I5Mg-t1twfTrnxYHbn3PqE0_QS_U58vobTJHKv7hky3NXhKo-1Am1PUywbkoTXiQYGecMK4VahydXN-FxF2exbjt5najITmnx3h6KBCHod-4E-Gcxz37P0p64UamY4s-WsodwLTv193RdvSDaME/s320/HF4.jpg" width="175" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">That's right. We get full, fuzzy, naked bear ass in this comic.</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit5Gq0LFcGVv-Fgdjltz1fGtMV_q6CPC9C4ot52764nmhgB5F0-A5de0D8I3DJ8ELVoyMRMAUdO4OI6LdvmC2AotufR-n7AQOjmU-hENocEHSZLzPKeE1Si3yW0XtqhlcfuZq1vsg848Ckq8SgJpqiqK1BlWWHMjrE_9gJYsu8Wz6TEJYf0tQ/s615/HF5.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="615" data-original-width="528" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit5Gq0LFcGVv-Fgdjltz1fGtMV_q6CPC9C4ot52764nmhgB5F0-A5de0D8I3DJ8ELVoyMRMAUdO4OI6LdvmC2AotufR-n7AQOjmU-hENocEHSZLzPKeE1Si3yW0XtqhlcfuZq1vsg848Ckq8SgJpqiqK1BlWWHMjrE_9gJYsu8Wz6TEJYf0tQ/s320/HF5.jpg" width="275" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yup. It's tough to be a bear who can turn into a bigger, hairier bear. Tough and, naturally, kinda hot.<br /></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJXJof8gbEQKtrp65yVku_i66haIaLxpZYuaV2o7AuDp7I9U2tzbvx7-f_TPngRbVK0vk8qen90O7bGiD-NnQ3wgDbx2DMmBbh6h8O-NBnltiFxc3ByhPuIANoNIA2HNTa5OpqtkDCgwI_b174xzZYhX6WdfSN6fLMa1A5K6EeHT7D9Eq67ac/s769/HF6.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="769" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJXJof8gbEQKtrp65yVku_i66haIaLxpZYuaV2o7AuDp7I9U2tzbvx7-f_TPngRbVK0vk8qen90O7bGiD-NnQ3wgDbx2DMmBbh6h8O-NBnltiFxc3ByhPuIANoNIA2HNTa5OpqtkDCgwI_b174xzZYhX6WdfSN6fLMa1A5K6EeHT7D9Eq67ac/s320/HF6.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Especially when it just keeps happening!</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvMFrkMb8ss_iqkJJhPR556a8fjylYPvr3DbqM-3xMqKyv-jLV-L22FCW3X6mbODkm1cP12TC2rBpWYrYvzRVnLUZ9Y4Lejww-66vzsFPI2k6o6JOAncdFPVlNYherbK8JoksqjbwUIuUSa5P0_bypTPZD6RWFDMHNTtNufPcAXYzDs2MvICc/s1283/HF7.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1283" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvMFrkMb8ss_iqkJJhPR556a8fjylYPvr3DbqM-3xMqKyv-jLV-L22FCW3X6mbODkm1cP12TC2rBpWYrYvzRVnLUZ9Y4Lejww-66vzsFPI2k6o6JOAncdFPVlNYherbK8JoksqjbwUIuUSa5P0_bypTPZD6RWFDMHNTtNufPcAXYzDs2MvICc/s320/HF7.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Some shots of bear on demon violence follow.</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIT85rocDqx0yx8TiOG6ql1_oO8hHDRTyTF352evYd0udrdNG7cZR2-X_WSoE4ruLP_vJuI1mCMKF5T9EGBcYVsRHcOGl20fi1KY-85PputYFVQlss612ctTfW22eW72TlS7scocanTTXyMa3MZnPU3Q3LZTusIuRzlxtHBtIcuh3U-ztcV4M/s546/HF8.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="412" data-original-width="546" height="241" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIT85rocDqx0yx8TiOG6ql1_oO8hHDRTyTF352evYd0udrdNG7cZR2-X_WSoE4ruLP_vJuI1mCMKF5T9EGBcYVsRHcOGl20fi1KY-85PputYFVQlss612ctTfW22eW72TlS7scocanTTXyMa3MZnPU3Q3LZTusIuRzlxtHBtIcuh3U-ztcV4M/s320/HF8.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Which means...<br /></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDnoPeStV4bNC6UN767Gmv_mY-4yauEOkwib3tAOMxkb6vBOM6C84x5-4behcmgC37dRzYsAWd7hM7RqnaZZAK4RdXUJbZvE9-ZAufOBKbxnV3Hy2Ih14_ENHZLiojL9fTxTEUB_eb-BV_GSQ4jSh6ZMbPJ-xY1CltAm3eVFY9dau-9EWQuxI/s569/HF12.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="317" data-original-width="569" height="178" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDnoPeStV4bNC6UN767Gmv_mY-4yauEOkwib3tAOMxkb6vBOM6C84x5-4behcmgC37dRzYsAWd7hM7RqnaZZAK4RdXUJbZvE9-ZAufOBKbxnV3Hy2Ih14_ENHZLiojL9fTxTEUB_eb-BV_GSQ4jSh6ZMbPJ-xY1CltAm3eVFY9dau-9EWQuxI/s320/HF12.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yeah. I can only <i>imagine</i> how many times I'd have jerked off to this comic if I'd had it as a kid.</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3X_hsb8isnG7vvELsuHCYv3k0QrEvmrVoegBZvznXE8SuJlCJ6BfyXng7bHiWdtdBU7adQ3X1FJ3nRhifZNv_MPTNn1eSwdeB-LInFxZK9M4Nrgjk1Mhyq5LSYHpwDpRiFYkuR1DvplB4zdxD3cwp2c4m2efVjPJdObCwMcjg4jVaN_TaGbU/s711/HF13.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="410" data-original-width="711" height="185" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3X_hsb8isnG7vvELsuHCYv3k0QrEvmrVoegBZvznXE8SuJlCJ6BfyXng7bHiWdtdBU7adQ3X1FJ3nRhifZNv_MPTNn1eSwdeB-LInFxZK9M4Nrgjk1Mhyq5LSYHpwDpRiFYkuR1DvplB4zdxD3cwp2c4m2efVjPJdObCwMcjg4jVaN_TaGbU/s320/HF13.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Look at this. It's like one of those Renaissance paintings.</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1b2_PTJbbESrhb_Sikfy93C9Uv1VEdiBGDW_xrKQexEeyJ-njd7Oc6D2pjo0hNo9tYAvunwJwlDYygQCUoT3IMk7-Pqm-69Ihg9UkFxOuMXZ_NQOIZJeLBCsM1zy6R8XhFiArXSBw2CdNVjNFh_JG4-CAc1HEPW2JRb-YOtWPp33a1gOSDcg/s633/HF14.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="490" data-original-width="633" height="248" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1b2_PTJbbESrhb_Sikfy93C9Uv1VEdiBGDW_xrKQexEeyJ-njd7Oc6D2pjo0hNo9tYAvunwJwlDYygQCUoT3IMk7-Pqm-69Ihg9UkFxOuMXZ_NQOIZJeLBCsM1zy6R8XhFiArXSBw2CdNVjNFh_JG4-CAc1HEPW2JRb-YOtWPp33a1gOSDcg/s320/HF14.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sadly, Harry Force only has one other comic appearance to his name (and he keeps his clothes on for it). So he's gotta give us everything he's got in this single issue.</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoC5Zphlki-32x223PRQc9CQuoadND73my6U9PVdZ8QjsxlJlja3__Ga2NIVYdk5lD1YF_vI-kdKMosJZa965LV_p-f9jAxjxngxbF0Xchw4L026P82MysiCBucqMF_Uoe4jrTcjH4un0_reUVHuEDNLgI_7BeUs8wKoBal4SavvzjfxgOEts/s757/HF15.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="543" data-original-width="757" height="230" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoC5Zphlki-32x223PRQc9CQuoadND73my6U9PVdZ8QjsxlJlja3__Ga2NIVYdk5lD1YF_vI-kdKMosJZa965LV_p-f9jAxjxngxbF0Xchw4L026P82MysiCBucqMF_Uoe4jrTcjH4un0_reUVHuEDNLgI_7BeUs8wKoBal4SavvzjfxgOEts/s320/HF15.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">But like a true champ, he does. Repeatedly!<br /></div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixCVPEs75__Ypyi6ADHEjLyrpwnlCq3X2gxj4KYU2xL39-wXBnmuwZBhhCYE7MDmc41mkdKLhOl3mNa3F9qPHw3uVqTFzSwQ4bqfsYwoNxcPdSZpdzNWd23aTywOSjM0aKyGWpzTcnKaTJQvrTJweydougW0oCAfhOkK0j32_tKNjKWWDZFQE/s634/HF16.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="429" data-original-width="634" height="217" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixCVPEs75__Ypyi6ADHEjLyrpwnlCq3X2gxj4KYU2xL39-wXBnmuwZBhhCYE7MDmc41mkdKLhOl3mNa3F9qPHw3uVqTFzSwQ4bqfsYwoNxcPdSZpdzNWd23aTywOSjM0aKyGWpzTcnKaTJQvrTJweydougW0oCAfhOkK0j32_tKNjKWWDZFQE/s320/HF16.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Everyone give a big thanks to artist Ed Hannigan for penciling so many fine panels of this fella.</div><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtFyK80c0Z5g0-e6OOeoxXUBv5M2pIVq-fothyGCRe6_5VoQUoYd8xrSne6l8Lm7d7x0h9mW3HMP3bz81t9G8kM8l0YrWKJvI_0qHAWAsmv28sU5rtuiyig3kWKsurKTFIuz6Lw5i4VTQsiEg_wvnl_QWXhzKuPYl07yk_-SGi164d2FhzYLM/s531/HF17.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="433" data-original-width="531" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtFyK80c0Z5g0-e6OOeoxXUBv5M2pIVq-fothyGCRe6_5VoQUoYd8xrSne6l8Lm7d7x0h9mW3HMP3bz81t9G8kM8l0YrWKJvI_0qHAWAsmv28sU5rtuiyig3kWKsurKTFIuz6Lw5i4VTQsiEg_wvnl_QWXhzKuPYl07yk_-SGi164d2FhzYLM/s320/HF17.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">But eventually, Harry Force's role in the story comes to an end. He leaves as he arrived<span><span>—</span></span>butch, bearded, and with one last lingering ass shot.<br /></div><div><p></p></div>SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-79775513831958888602021-10-27T10:55:00.006-04:002021-10-27T10:57:25.315-04:00Updates!<p>Hello all! I've got a few new things for you about where I'm hanging and what I've been working on.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiihCNIdOcBmbj8X50irqa2W-DCFO2WJgrZHljEngCOP8eBkKXHeRM-x7GDWWZzyan2puPBqq7mYUg51ha6SeoaXeaP3wSix-Pq9myPlcvH-3llE4DJw3yGUuTJWmov1R9eEupL0A/s1211/ndjrt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="643" data-original-width="1211" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiihCNIdOcBmbj8X50irqa2W-DCFO2WJgrZHljEngCOP8eBkKXHeRM-x7GDWWZzyan2puPBqq7mYUg51ha6SeoaXeaP3wSix-Pq9myPlcvH-3llE4DJw3yGUuTJWmov1R9eEupL0A/w543-h250/ndjrt.jpg" width="543" /></a></div><p>First of all, my previous twitter page is no more. You can find me now at <a href="https://twitter.com/Spankicorn">Spankicorn</a> where I continue to post all manner of content. Whether it's muscle men caps from anime and comics, commissions I get, my character's furry adventures, or just chilling with friends. Basically whatever strikes my fancy! Follow me there if you'd like updates on my various travails~</p><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi520_0fuxSLBw31tgXLBeqVizzQSlCG5n8j8xxaMEHS5FC6-xNvy5882mGgKaALF1FIOMJz2SM7TKL87ElYBLioF1_SajywneF0RcYrC6jb7VUrJchMcKVR_98N5Sctfmn_DrH9Q/s720/Gargoyles+-+106+-+Thrill+of+the+Hunt.mp4_snapshot_01.53_%255B2021.10.27_10.41.49%255D.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="720" height="263" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi520_0fuxSLBw31tgXLBeqVizzQSlCG5n8j8xxaMEHS5FC6-xNvy5882mGgKaALF1FIOMJz2SM7TKL87ElYBLioF1_SajywneF0RcYrC6jb7VUrJchMcKVR_98N5Sctfmn_DrH9Q/w501-h263/Gargoyles+-+106+-+Thrill+of+the+Hunt.mp4_snapshot_01.53_%255B2021.10.27_10.41.49%255D.jpg" width="501" /></a></div><p>Secondly, I've been doing a podcast with my great friend Syd! We've been reviewing every episode of Disney's Gargoyles, with special focus on every time Goliath flexes his big muscles or his loincloth rides up to expose his butt. As of now we've completed the entire first season. For a fun time listening to two nerds talk about things that turn them on, check out <a href="https://soundcloud.com/theloinclothhour/">The Loincloth Hour</a>! You can also follow us on <a href="https://twitter.com/LoinclothHour">twitter</a>! </p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXH8Kl7IM8ouHeJTE1HOlEngbLaPuxdGTSVoYdc2zjf_YrE8QsHGQx8UT6iH_MFg49QAtXDbVNjdt1KtCchYapIPhhyc3r5awaEO2qfV51wwaUUM8vm6x_4o8xUyGwYZfJ4OQh-w/s1403/csdv.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="821" data-original-width="1403" height="293" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXH8Kl7IM8ouHeJTE1HOlEngbLaPuxdGTSVoYdc2zjf_YrE8QsHGQx8UT6iH_MFg49QAtXDbVNjdt1KtCchYapIPhhyc3r5awaEO2qfV51wwaUUM8vm6x_4o8xUyGwYZfJ4OQh-w/w497-h293/csdv.jpg" width="497" /></a></div><p>Lastly, I've got a youtube page now! I post a variety of male fanservice clips there, many of which I've previously covered on this blog. So if you've ever wondered what the original context was for some of what I've featured, and whether it was <i>really</i> as gay as I made it sound, head on over to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4dKWqIDvkxnClhruesrZ8Q">Manservice!</a> and find out!</p><p>Think that's all for now. Thanks again for following me, everyone. Just because I don't update here regularly anymore doesn't mean I'm not still active elsewhere, bringing the joys of bara to the world. Also keep on the lookout for the eventual release of <i>Argus the Werewolf Spanker</i> part 3...<br /></p>SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-65721965636175981452020-11-16T18:33:00.031-05:002020-11-16T18:41:32.470-05:00Les Rugbymen<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDvT2zQ3YBPorGKQ9tpwduenGH0kG5yL_Hw8fG3YGxT0hyphenhyphenWz4AK6SGF5hANJVt72D6noqbT2bFAGa4LJVm20dMnkMnc_Cu2Fy4OARfp1wYzuSgVd_6-uALiHHZXesTnPiNBxs3eQ/s722/rugby+%25281%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="552" data-original-width="722" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDvT2zQ3YBPorGKQ9tpwduenGH0kG5yL_Hw8fG3YGxT0hyphenhyphenWz4AK6SGF5hANJVt72D6noqbT2bFAGa4LJVm20dMnkMnc_Cu2Fy4OARfp1wYzuSgVd_6-uALiHHZXesTnPiNBxs3eQ/s320/rugby+%25281%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></p><div style="text-align: center;">Ah, yes! Les Rugbymen!</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHioBsgU-rw8vt1lhZ_MhkeoN413CdiYqFIfc73CVPEfM49HRtSqNqSKN0_610952upJvMprgzNyqqyEN8VWSY4YP53XcPSCfzApUXx2OnE7ZctuJrUEkUpW7WbxtfqvR5aIiXNQ/s800/rugby+%25285%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="507" data-original-width="800" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHioBsgU-rw8vt1lhZ_MhkeoN413CdiYqFIfc73CVPEfM49HRtSqNqSKN0_610952upJvMprgzNyqqyEN8VWSY4YP53XcPSCfzApUXx2OnE7ZctuJrUEkUpW7WbxtfqvR5aIiXNQ/s320/rugby+%25285%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">As regular readers of this blog know, I adore two things: male butts, and obscure multicultural media featuring said butts. In Les Rugbymen, we find both!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><p></p><p style="text-align: left;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsaCz2ufzlxd69OgZfURqYFBtAqm029I1fojG8J_XB99SDb-sSzPOxlbnDoT_3oauzxSi163I8-0coD8M26YoKGP_H3g7UneuPVx6VC5-eVgJS5kxMguDiTRW2VB7ZYIrZgchaBw/s1600/rugby+%25282%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1146" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsaCz2ufzlxd69OgZfURqYFBtAqm029I1fojG8J_XB99SDb-sSzPOxlbnDoT_3oauzxSi163I8-0coD8M26YoKGP_H3g7UneuPVx6VC5-eVgJS5kxMguDiTRW2VB7ZYIrZgchaBw/s320/rugby+%25282%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I first grew aware of it through the English adaptation, "The Rugger Boys". The exaggerated cartoony style, the simple but bright colors, the macho sports aesthetic... these all drew the eye.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMjIgScQI5ZduA5IXeYYYGG6XPWL5Fl2VOGFQAX38T6f9HTVueNVWw2S6Nf_-flkr-pPmXDWgM5hO-znOOaGCx0zTyiQSrbkUGQP8JaqTrSG4CoW-PpJA523pND-8yYxYCDf0Z_w/s1600/rugby+%25284%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisDoeA9oFIGHf-3_5LSnKnt61v-kWV23uEjpTBl8RtWTz_eSp6dd4rMZgvZWAn2Mggq0PAPKMBRUptLSVXYDiqeK0tV7zY91anta4MkuNGvtctDPftgNYH9s1tqi8LUJUNrFpBbA/s1508/rugby+%25283%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1508" data-original-width="1080" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisDoeA9oFIGHf-3_5LSnKnt61v-kWV23uEjpTBl8RtWTz_eSp6dd4rMZgvZWAn2Mggq0PAPKMBRUptLSVXYDiqeK0tV7zY91anta4MkuNGvtctDPftgNYH9s1tqi8LUJUNrFpBbA/s320/rugby+%25283%2529.jpg" /></a><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1146" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMjIgScQI5ZduA5IXeYYYGG6XPWL5Fl2VOGFQAX38T6f9HTVueNVWw2S6Nf_-flkr-pPmXDWgM5hO-znOOaGCx0zTyiQSrbkUGQP8JaqTrSG4CoW-PpJA523pND-8yYxYCDf0Z_w/s320/rugby+%25284%2529.jpg" /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">And, in the grand tradition of <i>Kochikame</i> or sports manga like <i>Hajime no Ippo</i>, there's plenty of risque or naughty humor as well!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdpFVaTFqhDicCqK5NKSKuCrKXiuSNLWVMBWltk1T3n9V5VAzqAraa3S3tUxuYlz-9O9zz99Drw38-TXzOHQ3Snf3HLxVoR5geg10j-CtRL50eZKyeHwYAGNrdLD6tj7DRgpDmUw/s1600/rugby+%25287%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1146" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihpEbAniQ-1nZJOCT4TpOxqn5Gj8xXe1SW-YvqAhsRlUrHATUbvi0vSD1LJchJ07Hbvs6djcq65_eazGwcY9oClSnPvB1A-tz2aBEWc9jREC4N3qAeCqDYAwdJeEaCq9hdhLB_BA/s320/rugby+%25286%2529.jpg" /><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1146" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdpFVaTFqhDicCqK5NKSKuCrKXiuSNLWVMBWltk1T3n9V5VAzqAraa3S3tUxuYlz-9O9zz99Drw38-TXzOHQ3Snf3HLxVoR5geg10j-CtRL50eZKyeHwYAGNrdLD6tj7DRgpDmUw/s320/rugby+%25287%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Any comic that features their main characters mooning on a regular basis is sure to win my heart.</div></div><div> </div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBGrfs61x08AGa7fM7LMDZTngaw5n0zSdNdJq0XKDbKDQRBCFw5uWokGRcRiz7afaUIfU1gDwSyl7xdTzz3_wW9b4ICHi6moClM5Ujw8M-rEGUOiuIQbfJqh7bogW0G3hjcPcY8w/s683/rugby+%25288%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="394" data-original-width="683" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBGrfs61x08AGa7fM7LMDZTngaw5n0zSdNdJq0XKDbKDQRBCFw5uWokGRcRiz7afaUIfU1gDwSyl7xdTzz3_wW9b4ICHi6moClM5Ujw8M-rEGUOiuIQbfJqh7bogW0G3hjcPcY8w/s320/rugby+%25288%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">But I soon found out that "The Rugger Boys" was a mere two volumes, while the raw French <i>Les Rugbymen</i> counted nearly twenty! I needed more, and so there was only one thing to do.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfZvJboBKsnpO-0CA1phpDpXT517o_Qkl8_o8etFVIy8L5c2P9NrUWp37RobR2SDNTvcYC-zzuucy0SCSvja-VH9FfrBrtwkz4aNsW95QCG_H4I4FXYNzDp_1GFOVRASi6mxyoGw/s1765/rugby+%25289%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1765" data-original-width="1200" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfZvJboBKsnpO-0CA1phpDpXT517o_Qkl8_o8etFVIy8L5c2P9NrUWp37RobR2SDNTvcYC-zzuucy0SCSvja-VH9FfrBrtwkz4aNsW95QCG_H4I4FXYNzDp_1GFOVRASi6mxyoGw/s320/rugby+%25289%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">That's right! Read a comic I didn't understand and just look at the pretty pictures!</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDHxrqNLTaxgvBQ2qpXVROt8salkNvty6OunxFJRjI6b4UZr2Km82hQ8EUtZP-jSQKTCJifI5-A51ZYYgmegjzutA8UazoxbxIelNhQYBTegzW_InTNRgFIT0HCYpr8fRUk5AP1g/s1751/rugby+%252810%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1751" data-original-width="1202" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDHxrqNLTaxgvBQ2qpXVROt8salkNvty6OunxFJRjI6b4UZr2Km82hQ8EUtZP-jSQKTCJifI5-A51ZYYgmegjzutA8UazoxbxIelNhQYBTegzW_InTNRgFIT0HCYpr8fRUk5AP1g/s320/rugby+%252810%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">But pretty they are. I wasn't disappointed for content, as the titular Rugby Men couldn't go a volume without some naughty hijink or other, or at the very least a shower scene.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div></div><div> <br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCnFeLrkhB2vxNAPXe-A6xbxL90DzeE2OPkNATJQGXXIPssgwe5KtaPadnnU8tNXgWd3xo4a7KZYpkrC92kRXhPtGDyHUJuTe7E5VPn0jTXCuEg0tqUm4-T4y3X-suofxJnSy7Kg/s1753/rugby+%252811%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1753" data-original-width="1238" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCnFeLrkhB2vxNAPXe-A6xbxL90DzeE2OPkNATJQGXXIPssgwe5KtaPadnnU8tNXgWd3xo4a7KZYpkrC92kRXhPtGDyHUJuTe7E5VPn0jTXCuEg0tqUm4-T4y3X-suofxJnSy7Kg/s320/rugby+%252811%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Much of the humor is derived from rugby player stereotypes, ie. they're all big dumb himbos.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO0VpjPV81NgKcb76k1odBv3Lh45NqwSIBOzqU_UQ-cbH5VGy1PGXBinT6Vec-T6F8mu4E6mBURhYEUNElTPzJ5gQg2LuWGhoAI24mQgTTT22-R7UsqJr2YUGtBHPtneQD_BbU4Q/s1175/rugby+%252812%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="813" data-original-width="1175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO0VpjPV81NgKcb76k1odBv3Lh45NqwSIBOzqU_UQ-cbH5VGy1PGXBinT6Vec-T6F8mu4E6mBURhYEUNElTPzJ5gQg2LuWGhoAI24mQgTTT22-R7UsqJr2YUGtBHPtneQD_BbU4Q/s320/rugby+%252812%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Add to that a heaping dose of slapstick, and we're on our way!</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdK9Yo8Bpxgd1H_q-pzKYQ84ssM4d0ODUzQsBGWW4PaUlEdgFseuUtmD0WjJuE3izSuJ9c5rL0l-dhb3DkKUYYgVrUKpyrsZQW8VgZYS3xXQGXQZhIwOvSs1H1A4gF9xw_7oD8PQ/s1784/rugby+%252813%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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It's only natural for a few wardrobe malfunctions to slip in from time to time.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgshdS0cFL5AuvfHwLXvGw20uZYmm9p5trz6YGI5M3Lo-122K1N0C5JvTL14nsxCtWFm9ERbpCe5AkJKgt9VUbH3H_UKUIRc5wn6uI4BeNot7sMokGzNYdErtFZ8yM_XxPw1WLOFw/s590/rugby+%252818%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="397" data-original-width="590" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgshdS0cFL5AuvfHwLXvGw20uZYmm9p5trz6YGI5M3Lo-122K1N0C5JvTL14nsxCtWFm9ERbpCe5AkJKgt9VUbH3H_UKUIRc5wn6uI4BeNot7sMokGzNYdErtFZ8yM_XxPw1WLOFw/s320/rugby+%252818%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihDe7Wga1pHE9HA_3hyMN3sMyd04J4ReCqYSQIaWPnu_-dOzAjXA7SaIbPn2y7OMAj2_jeuraXdK9voc4aH2h_67QcJhZBXCPmEs0Fipca9kDqxINBlq5zETGBGh1lbzKeWvb2fg/s1878/rugby+%252819%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1878" data-original-width="1285" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihDe7Wga1pHE9HA_3hyMN3sMyd04J4ReCqYSQIaWPnu_-dOzAjXA7SaIbPn2y7OMAj2_jeuraXdK9voc4aH2h_67QcJhZBXCPmEs0Fipca9kDqxINBlq5zETGBGh1lbzKeWvb2fg/s320/rugby+%252819%2529.jpg" /> </a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Beautifying the countryside for some local bicyclists...</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3vQabDqpqJZP6znCs7oWfp3V3CCawsOV9XgziwHuiime-GbdWy4RlUZExVN1XhQIj51xkQDpLq82-R6cMhpHsnLqKk7VH7ssgrxL_CSBwfTZAA2RJY5oJoSlok9kbR0UE5PsZpg/s1881/rugby+%252820%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1881" data-original-width="1286" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3vQabDqpqJZP6znCs7oWfp3V3CCawsOV9XgziwHuiime-GbdWy4RlUZExVN1XhQIj51xkQDpLq82-R6cMhpHsnLqKk7VH7ssgrxL_CSBwfTZAA2RJY5oJoSlok9kbR0UE5PsZpg/s320/rugby+%252820%2529.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Hittin' the beach!<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9O3pv-DJKuBAPJbhYHUMQrxzwEbYVnVU-seiGXGYBomc6VH-rY78A9MWNQVGtzoAZG8nlxHU2ebxzuqqhtVugRcPm4-3s4jlAPT0tkmZ_HblVXhu6_t0R1vm0OFvXZGLhL5QXCw/s797/rugby+%252821%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="425" data-original-width="797" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9O3pv-DJKuBAPJbhYHUMQrxzwEbYVnVU-seiGXGYBomc6VH-rY78A9MWNQVGtzoAZG8nlxHU2ebxzuqqhtVugRcPm4-3s4jlAPT0tkmZ_HblVXhu6_t0R1vm0OFvXZGLhL5QXCw/s320/rugby+%252821%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Did you know that rugby holds the world record for most pantsings and accidental butt reveals of any sport? I just made that statistic up, but it seems like it <i>could</i> be true, doesn't it? Les Rugbymen holds true to that reputation!</div></div><div> </div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5emoIpg-kgDemJvCZKys-2xJcCB-t9l7gyHaAYP568fuqamXjMb5UhEVJEn2dy8UHiYaAoO9ntTNHbf6UtsaL33foUnzE3GvNHixjTc6PZK6ggm0uKj5RSXXxa3YLm_4Sfx7C6Q/s501/rugby+%252822%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="364" data-original-width="501" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5emoIpg-kgDemJvCZKys-2xJcCB-t9l7gyHaAYP568fuqamXjMb5UhEVJEn2dy8UHiYaAoO9ntTNHbf6UtsaL33foUnzE3GvNHixjTc6PZK6ggm0uKj5RSXXxa3YLm_4Sfx7C6Q/s320/rugby+%252822%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4pyvczENl4_rQoe8xLTsyqgpoi7cPKHapruVe-3b1Bva0trkv4blq0F0rvqZ3harfJXvbhr6ekO-BiIm83PVvvp_sONNqg_Fig4lG1118DipZjY8L6hMNlf3nSgz3PO6pW5JOaw/s1699/rugby+%252823%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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Just a silly, goofy comic about the intrinsic funniness of big buff guys who enjoy tackling each other.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1htTdu2BYNN8iLEPIbsUDs1T4IcIR0EhE0bZ3sLfEpKIsNalezreDaChfTkoX0m9hMwJJqOZBIMXHR4LUSwS5Bvdejn_-430LNRSCKeXfI6crJu3FkhgRL8iIFI4zfAAcuST5pw/s1164/rugby+%252847%2529.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="529" data-original-width="1164" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1htTdu2BYNN8iLEPIbsUDs1T4IcIR0EhE0bZ3sLfEpKIsNalezreDaChfTkoX0m9hMwJJqOZBIMXHR4LUSwS5Bvdejn_-430LNRSCKeXfI6crJu3FkhgRL8iIFI4zfAAcuST5pw/s320/rugby+%252847%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Have any European readers encountered this comic before? What did you think of it? 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While you were studying the blade, I've been hard at work crafting some fiction for your enjoyment! Presenting two brand-spanking-new works...</div>
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The first is a collection of intertwined short stories entitled '<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0855L9NVM/">Tales of Spank City</a>' with cover art done by Turquine of the marvelous <a href="https://turquineart.blogspot.com/">Turquine Art</a> blog. I wanted to branch out and try something different from my usual fantasy fare. Playing in the modern day was fun, and I may do it again sometime!<br />
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<i>What do you do when you move to a city seemingly obsessed with... spanking?<br /><br />That's
what happens to Jordan Tanner when he pursues his vocational dreams and
finds himself in the infamous city of Ass Beat. A city where all guys
under the age of thirty are legally subjected to bare-butt spankings
whenever they screw up—a rule he himself isn't exempt from!<br /><br />From
the author of Argus the Werewolf Spanker comes his next spanking epic.
Containing over ten short stories all set within the same city where
punishments are the norm, and every man carries his own punishment
strap. Whether you enjoy domestic discipline, fraternity hazing, leather
daddies, or just good spankings between friends, you'll find something
to enjoy in Tales of Spank City. </i><br />
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If interested, you can purchase Tales of Spank City <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0855L9NVM/">here</a>.<br />
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The second is '<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B089FBNVL4/">Dungeon of the Thorn Knight</a>', a story set in the time of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table. I've had a special fondness for that setting since I was a boy, and this story was something of a labor of love for me. This story in particular adapts the story of the villainous Sir Turquine (no relation to the aforementioned artist of the same name!) and his battle with Sir Lancelot.<br />
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<i>The Knights of the Round Table are under the command of King Arthur, and
provide a shining beacon of hope throughout the Dark Ages. But when the
dread knight known as Sir Turquine decides to wage a one-man war
against the fellowship by kidnapping and imprisoning all who stand
before him, it might mean the end of Arthur's dream.<br /><br />Can any man
stand against the black knight? Will any keep their armor on, or will
they find themselves stripped bare before his fearsome powers?
Helplessly tied and bound over their steeds, will any of the knights
succeed in escaping before they arrive at the massive punishment dungeon
known as the Dolorous Keep? And, when interred inside, will any of the
brave Knights of the Round Table keep from breaking under all the
non-stop spanking?<br /><br />Most pressingly of all, will Lancelot ride in to save the day?<br /><br />A
standalone story set in the 'Spankings of Myth & Legend' series,
Featuring over 24,000 words of kinky medieval knight smut. Includes
non-consensual punishment kinks such as spanking, paddling, bondage,
humiliation, dildo insertion, forced domination, and bukkake.</i><br />
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If interested, you can purchase Dungeon of the Thorn Knight <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B089FBNVL4/">here</a>.<br />
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Both these stories were also previewed on my <a href="https://www.patreon.com/manicorn">patreon</a>, which is another easy way to support me and help me keep writing stories like these! Thanks for reading.SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-23427254226264444072019-10-01T13:49:00.002-04:002019-10-01T13:49:43.815-04:00Now on PatreonHey guys! How's everyone been in the... <span style="color: #0000ee;">err</span>... three years since I posted last? Boy, time sure does fly! I've been pretty good, thanks for asking. Still writing, still kicking, and still perving over dumb buff cartoon men.<br />
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In fact, the reason I'm posting today is I've opened up <a href="https://www.patreon.com/manicorn">a patreon</a> that combines a few of those interests! For only a single dollar a month (though you're of course welcome to give more) you get access to erotic m/m spanking stories by me, a month before they're posted anywhere else. You also get to vote on the subject of each story. And even suggest your own!<br />
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For instance, here's the poll I just drew up for October:<br />
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It's something I'm just starting, and I'm eager to see how it goes. So give it a look, if you like! I'd appreciate any and all support. <br />
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Oh, and if you'd like to follow me on regular social media, I'm mostly on twitter these days, so you can check me out there too!: <a href="https://twitter.com/TheManlyUnicorn">TheManlyUnicorn</a></div>
SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-34083177860597319362016-08-19T15:38:00.002-04:002016-08-19T15:38:29.446-04:00Dudes Spankin' Dudes Podcast*briefly resuscitates Stash*<br />
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My friend Scott and I have started a podcast! The topic is, uhh... you can probably guess.<br />
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Give the first episode a listen <a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-30408252">here</a>!<br />
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We talk a bit about our own experiences growing up as spankos, review a spanking porn video, and discuss what celebrities we'd like to spank... and be spanked <i>by!</i><br />
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Hoping to make it a monthly feature. So if you'd like to listen to two dudes babble about kink stuff, come on over! We'd love to get some feedback, and also answer any questions you send in for the next show!SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-57230625659525732262015-01-29T20:00:00.000-05:002015-01-29T20:00:08.407-05:00New Story! Argus the Werewolf Spanker<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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“They say that music soothes the savage beast, eh? I’ve found that some
good chain, a paddle, and a few clamps work worlds better!”
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<br />Argus is a werewolf hunter, but not the traditional kind. Whereas
other hunters favor various silver weapons, stakes, mercury-tipped
arrowheads, poison mistletoe, wolfsbane, and the application of fire,
Argus takes a different tack. Why kill a werewolf when you can subdue
him? Werewolves are big, beautiful creatures, for all their snarling
savagery. There's no need to extinguish them from the world--not when
you've got silver chains to bind them, and a silver paddle to give them a
good lesson in manners instead. They've just got to learn who the alpha
is, that's all.
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<br />Featuring 21,000 words of kinky bondage, spanking, and submission of
hulking werewolves, as well as the men who hunt them. A gay erotic
story where slavering beasts with uncontrollable sexual appetites hunt
for both prey and mates under a full moon, and only one man has the
skills required to tame them. While a standalone tale, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SO1G4EI"><i>Argus the Werewolf Spanker</i></a> also expands on and takes place in the same world as previous story from S.G. Croup, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Jockstrap-Bandit-S-G-Croup-ebook/dp/B00OX2Y3PE/"><i>The Jockstrap Bandit</i></a>.<br />
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My latest story, and also my longest. 20,000 words is generally the minimum to be considered a novella. <i>Guys, I wrote a novella about a hunky bearish guy who spanks werewolves</i>. If that excites you (and it should!) or you just generally like gay fantasy erotica, BDSM, and/or monster men and transformations, then totally consider <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SO1G4EI">checking this one out!</a><br />
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It's also been picked up by <a href="http://baddogbooks.com/">Bad Dog Books</a>, so if you have a non-kindle device or would just rather not go through Amazon, you can <a href="http://baddogbooks.com/?product=argus-the-werewolf-spanker">buy through them</a> instead!SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-75669244175093580162014-11-12T10:36:00.000-05:002014-11-12T10:36:09.487-05:00Sellin' StoriesMissed me?<br />
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Wanna catch up on what I've been up to?<br />
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Lately I've been working on a slew of stories. All available digitally from Amazon, and able to be read on kindle, tablet, PCs--whatever you've got! Featuring a bunch of spankings, but also heavily saturated with homoeroticism, sweaty wrestling, bros giving handjobs, magical jockstraps, and big dumb guys getting pantsed. You know, all those things that we love.<br />
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If you're at all interested, you can check out my author profile <a href="http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00KU2OKBS#">here</a>. (I'd really appreciate it!)<br />
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<i class="bbcode bbcode_i">“Wh--who’re you?!” Ray asked tremulously.<br />
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"Who're WE?" the other brother said back in amazement.<br />
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"We're your frat brothers!"<br />
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"That's right. We're the guys you gotta impress if you ever wanna make it past being a nasty little piece of pledge puke!"<br />
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"We're the boot that you gotta lick. The paddle that blisters your ass.
The icy hot that gets dumped down your jock. The itching powder that--"<br />
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"Okay okay, Tyrone, don't need to give away <strong class="bbcode bbcode_b">all</strong> the fun we'll be having later," Bruce interrupted him, letting out a deep chuckle.</i><br /><br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M9TZEU6"><b>Rules of the Frat</b></a>, a fraternity spanking story. For $0.99 you get hunky frat boys, jockstraps, paddling, handjobs, and
the milking of hot loads from horny young studs. To quote the imaginary backflap: 26 pages of ass
burning, boner throbbing action!<br />
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This one kiiinda makes me jockstrap fetish even more obvious than ever before. It also features a really well-done mutual wanking scene but that's just my own opinion. :x<br />
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<i class="bbcode bbcode_i">“Aooowwww! Stop that! That stings, you lout!” Antaeus shrieked, apparently unused to such pain.<br />
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But Hercules did not stop. Rather, he began to put even more of his
extraordinary strength into each powerful blow. His mighty palm made
Antaeus’s supremely muscular buttocks bounce and clench in humiliated
pain. “You deserve this and more, after forcing your subjects to wrestle
against you when they have no chance of victory! Perhaps this will
teach you to pick on opponents your own size!”<br />
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“Aaaarrghh! I beg you! No more!”<br />
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“Do you admit that I am the better man?” Hercules asked with a laugh.<br />
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“Never!!” Antaeus spat out defiantly. But unfortunately for him, that
only invited more hearty whacks from Hercules’s hard and heavy palm onto
his fast reddening hindquarters. “Yeeeowwwww!”<br />
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The Son of Zeus grinned broadly as he left handprint after blazing
handprint on Antaeus’s round and meaty buttocks as the other demi-god
squirmed helplessly over his shoulder. His father would surely look upon
him with pride from Mount Olympus for his victory and congratulate him
on demeaning his opponent in such a way. With this spanking he would
bring yet more prestige to the throne of Olympus.</i><br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Spankings-Myth-Legend-S-G-Croup-ebook/dp/B00MH6RQ34"><b>Spankings of Myth and Legend</b></a>. This collection is actually two tales in one<b>!</b> The first features the
legendary Hercules, and feeds into my love of Greek mythology, sweaty
muscular men wrestling, skimpy togas, and (surprise surprise) spanking!
The second, "The Merry
Spankings of Sherwood," has been redone and heavily revamped for
publication. It features Robin Hood and Little John meeting for the
first time and solving their differences like adults, mostly by swatting
each others bare-naked asses with switches. <br />
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<i class="bbcode bbcode_i">Men had so many delightful reactions to being
denuded. Some got angry, putting up a fuss and in the process drawing
even more attention to their plight. Some became embarrassed, going to
extreme measures to hide themselves from sight and avoid the eyes of
others. Some took it stoically, gritting their teeth and viewing it as a
burden to bear until they could find something to put on. Many blushed
red as a lobster. Some turned pale as a ghost.<br />
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But no matter how they reacted, Snagger loved them all. It was his
firmly held belief that to see a man’s true face, all you had to do was
strip him naked in front of his peers. The surly orc bouncer at the bar,
for instance, responded with nervousness. ...</i><br />
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Jockstrap-Bandit-S-G-Croup-ebook/dp/B00OX2Y3PE/"><b>The Jockstrap Bandit</b></a><i>, </i>because I needed a non-spanking story ;P Instead, this one focuses on the exploits of an underwear-stealing bandit as
he makes his way about the fictional city of Armorear humiliating men of
all stripes and colors. It's an epic tale of sword and sorcery,
exposures and erections, minotaurs, thieves, bounty hunters, and
enchanted jockstraps! It's also probably my favorite of the batch.<br /><br />
Once again, if you're at all interested in any of these stories please head over to my Amazon <a href="http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00KU2OKBS#">author page</a> and take a look! There are longer excepts there too. Don't be afraid to leave a review or three, either! :3<br />
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(no no, this blog is still basically dead . . . but I figured there might be people who followed me here but didn't make the jump to tumblr that would be interested in these. I'll probably feature more 'ads' like this in the future as well, so be on the lookout!)SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-72648973045231795982014-03-10T09:43:00.000-04:002014-03-10T09:43:38.346-04:00Where SoupGoblin Went(for the tl;dr crowd, I went to tumblr where you can follow me at <a href="http://soupgoblin.tumblr.com/">SoupGoblin's Tumblr</a> (creatively named, I know))<br />
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Well.<br />
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It's been a while, huh?<br />
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Not just since the last update, I mean. Since I started this blog, way back in <a href="http://soupgoblin.blogspot.com/2008/09/first-post.html">September, 2008</a>. Holy cow! When I first started doing this I figured I'd post for a couple weeks, then drop it when I received no traffic. Instead, I kept chugging along for the better part of five years (with quite a few months of zero content along the way, granted). This thing represents a significant chunk of my adult life.<br />
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And what a blast it's been! So much of who I am today is thanks to this silly blog. I've made friends, adapted doujin, played games, watched and screencapped tons of anime I wouldn't have heard about otherwise, had a terrible internet relationship, had another terrible internet relationship, developed OCs, worked on my photoshop skills and my writing, roleplayed, stopped roleplaying, grew to hate my shitty job, read comics, explored my sexuality, became widely known as obsessed with spanking, and, I hope, put at ease a handful of horny perverted <i>amazing</i> homosexual geeks that no, your interests are not weird--well, maybe they are, but they're the kinky awesome kind of weird--and that there are others out there who share them.<br />
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I hope, at least, that that last one is true, because it's the one I'm most proud of. We all need our safe havens, and if there are none available we make our own. This one was mine.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Google image search of my internet handle. A fitting enough legacy, I suppose.</span></div>
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But, I'm afraid that wonderful time is now officially coming to an end.<br />
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That probably will surprise no one, as updates have been few and far between for ages now (2013 only had 24 posts to it). But I just wanted to spare anyone the trouble of checking back here anymore. Unless things change drastically, this is gonna be the Stash's final post. Blogspot changed something within their infrastructure some time ago which my PC did not agree with, and it has made posting troublesome ever since. And honestly, even before that the format was pretty clunky.<br />
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But nah, it's more than that. My interests have shifted a bit, too. I just don't have time for those big long epic posts anymore, as awesome as they were. <a href="http://soupgoblin.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a> is a lot easier for me. A couple clicks and some pithy comments and a post is done. And the ease of reblogging makes me feel like we're all sharing the load. I regularly update there. I hope anyone who still wants to follow me will make the shift over there, if they haven't already. :]<br />
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But um, before you do that.<br />
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I just wanted to say thank you.<br />
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To anyone who ever commented, or sent me an email, or expressed any interest at all, even if it was just to say "that's hot" or "you should post more of this". Thank you so much. You made it all worth it. And to the people who just clicked through for the porn and to watch me make a fool of myself, well, you all made it worth it, too. I'm not going to pretend this blog was life changing to anyone or anything, but I hope that some posts least brought a few smiles (maybe a few boners) and brightened a few days. That's all I was going for.<br />
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Keep on ogling those hunks. ♥<br />
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This post is dedicated to the cute monster men from the first episode of <i>Slap Up Party: Arad Senki</i>.</div>
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Minotaur boss fella with a mighty axe!<br />
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What follows is this poor beefy evil bull getting sliced through. Let's not focus on it, but simply mourn his passing. :I<br />
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Anyway, this episode had a really hot human guy in it too. If you're into <i>humans</i>. Freak.<br />
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The old board went kaput. <a href="http://onifrat.yuku.com/">New board time!</a></div>
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I expect to see a lot of old returning faces. Now bend over and grab your ankles, bros!</div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">After carefully swapping and re-arranging cards to their satisfaction, it was time to show their hands. Jet smiled large as it turned out his was the better one this time. Spike sighed, but dutifully removed his jacket, folding it and putting it on the table alongside his shoes and socks. The only disappointment was that Spike wore a button-down shirt underneath it. Jet had been hoping for some more skin.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Hey . . . you should take off your shirt, too."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"What?" Spike said. "I don't think so. One article of clothing per loss. Those are the rules."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"But we treated the socks and shoes as one article each, even though they come in pairs," Jet pointed out.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike smiled. "You're just jealous because you're losing."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jet snorted and went to deal out a new hand.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">It was true though. One more bad hand, and Jet would be buck-naked on his own ship. Both men knew it, and both men were expecting it. The only thing that alarmed Jet was how eager Spike seemed to be for it to happen.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"It's not fair though. You're wearing more layers than I was. Since we treated my flight suit as one piece . . . "</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"You should've worn more clothes underneath. Padded up for the game."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"That would've </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">really</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> been cheating."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike shrugged, and held out fingers for two cards. Jet dealt them out.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Just saying, thinking ahead isn't necessarily cheating. Also, you're putting too much effort into the cards. You should just let the game flow around you, let it lead you where it wants. Don't overthink things and try to force the deck."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The ex-cop growled and picked some cards out. "Now you're just trying to ruin my concentration with nonsense. But it won't work."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Holding his palms open in surrender, Spike merely settled back against the Bebop's ratty couch and watched Jet focus. He'd had a lot of time to observe Jet's concentrating, slowly undressing body that afternoon.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Their games had all went in the same pattern that afternoon. Spike always finished choosing his hand long before his partner. He would discard and draw cards in a flash, while Jet labored and agonized over each and every selection. It was a speed that only served to piss the older man off--same as how Spike's seemingly uncaring attitude kept netting him wins. For his part, the powerfully built, bearded man was peering intently at his cards, as if mentally commanding them to turn into a winning combination. After a bit Spike found his attention returning to the seams where Jet's robotic arm joined with his shoulder, melded to the side of his muscular left pec. It never stopped fascinating Spike, the fusion of flesh with robotics.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">At length, the card game was decided. To Jet’s dismay, Spike's hand was clearly stronger than his own. The man gulped as he realized what was coming.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Should've known better than to try and bluff me again," Spike said with an easy grin.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jet stood up, a faint blush appearing on his face. He cut a powerful figure, standing there over the coffee table, with the fan whirring overhead. Powerful chest, a flat and hard stomach, muscular thighs and calves. His good arm was nearly as big as his mechanical one. But now it was time to show the whole package.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">He dug his fingers into the waistband of his shorts, pulling them down slightly. Then, he hesitated, as if unsure if he'd really go the final step. But then--with a powerful yank--Jet clenched his eyes shut and pulled his underwear down his legs in one fell swoop. He stepped out of them, balled the garment up, and threw it onto the table to join the rest of the pile. He stood in front of Spike scowling, wearing just his cybernetics.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike chuckled as he took in his fellow bounty hunter. It was odd seeing Jet in all his nude glory, like catching your dad coming out of the shower. A few scars criss-crossed his powerful frame. While Jet's body was smooth otherwise, he had a good-sized bush at his groin. The man's penis looked pretty impressive too. Maybe that's why they'd nicknamed him "Black Dog" in the ISSN? He noted that Jet's blush only got worse the longer Spike stared at his dick. He chuckled and twirled his finger around, beckoning Jet to turn around. The big man grimaced, but did so, giving Spike an eyeful of his broad back and muscular ass.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">That's when Spike got the idea.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Alright, you've won and you've had your laughs," Jet said, huffing and turning back around. Letting Spike check him out was extremely embarrassing, though Jet wasn't sure exactly why. Two guys on one ship, living in close quarters--they'd seen each other naked plenty of times before, and it'd been no big deal. But this was somehow different. "If you're finished, I've got a ship to run. The deal was for the loser to stay naked all day, right? At least Faye is gone for the week. I just hope nobody calls on the vidscreen . . . "</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Hey, hold up Jet." Spike placed his bare feet up on the coffee-table. "Maybe we can keep playing our game."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Keep playing?" Jet blinked and looked down at himself. "In case you hadn't noticed, I've got no more clothes left to bet."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Yeah, but we can bet other things."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Other things? Like what?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Well, how about . . . " Spike crossed his feet. "Whacks?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jet scratched his head slowly. "Whacks?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Yeah. Like . . . a spanking. Old Earth punishment, from before the Gate Accident."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"I know what a spanking is!" Jet grumbled, but then shook his head in confusion. "I just don't get why you'd want to do it. This because of that old documentary you were watching before?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Let's just say it's something I've been wanting to try. Does it matter? Those are the stakes I want. Take 'em or leave 'em."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Well, what do I get out of it if I win?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"If you win . . . " Spike rubbed his chin, before smiling. "If you win, I'll go naked all day too. How about that? You won't be alone."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Hmph! Like I'd want to see that . . . " Jet said, although it was obvious from the glint in his eye that, yes, he did. Not to see Spike undressed, but as an equalizer. It somehow didn't occur to Jet that if one naked man on the ship was awkward, </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">two</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> would only be worse. "I don't know about this spanking thing though. How about if, uh, I cook you your favorite meal instead . . . ? I'll put in lots of real meat this time."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike shook his head. "Those are the stakes. You in or out?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The big naked man looked dour. "In."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jet sat his rump back down and shuffled the deck. Moments later the game was on, and he was holding his cards up close to his face in his usual posture. With the way he was sitting though, thighs spread wide and his arms up, Spike had an unobstructed view of the man's big privates. He grinned and cocked his head as he checked them out. When Jet noticed what his partner was looking at, he blushed harder and covered himself as best he could with the cards. That was impossible as the game kept going however, since Jet was forced to keep bringing the hand back to his face to look at them. He finally gave up and let it all hang out there, hoping it might at least distract Spike.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">He was concentrating on the cards like he'd never concentrated before. His dignity had been at stake with the other games, but this time his ass was literally on the line.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"So . . . " Jet shifted around on the chair. The rough fibers were digging into his rear. It felt odd to sit without pants. "If you win--not that you will--but if you do--how will you do it?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Do what?" Spike asked casually.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jet grimaced. "You know . . . "</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Heh. Oh, you mean spank you?" Spike smirked. "Over my lap would be best. I figure for about, oh, five minutes."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Three minutes," Jet countered.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Four." They both agreed.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"And just the palm of your hand. Nothing else," Jet went on. It wasn't that he was skittish, but he knew how well Spike could fight with a weapon and how good he was at improvising tools. Jet wanted as little pain as possible. Not that he was going to lose.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Fine."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike settled and let the game go on, picking and discarding cards. He noticed how all the talk of punishment had awakened Jet's cock slightly, but he didn't point it out. One rule when two guys live together is that both pretend they don't notice a lot of things.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">But it didn't stop him from talking more about the subject, hoping for further reactions. "So Jet . . . you ever been spanked before?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"What?" Jet asked, looking up from his cards. He scratched a grizzled cheek. "Well, my old man used to haul me over his knee when I'd been bad . . . and there was one time, back when I was a rookie officer . . . I was tailing a suspect but lost him, so my superior took his belt to me right in front of the whole squad . . . " He seemed lost in memories for a second, before suddenly snapping out of it with another flush of his bearded cheeks. "Oh! But why am I telling you all this!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The green-haired man shrugged. From the beginning of their partnership, neither man had liked to talk about their pasts much. "Just making conversation."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Jet suddenly noticed the erection he'd sprung up had become even stiffer, and crossed his legs with a bigger blush than ever before. Spike just laughed. Even if he hadn't noticed beforehand, he would've had no difficulty discerning what Jet's "problem" was by the man's actions.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"It's because of this stupid couch. It’s rubbing into my damn balls . . . " Jet said, avoiding eye-contact. "The friction. And, I'm not, you know, used to being undressed in the open like this. It's . . . weird. A perfectly natural reaction."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Oh, of course," Spike said with exaggerated innocence. "But will you still be able to focus on the game? That thing looks pretty distracting."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Dammit, Spike!" Jet bellowed, hitting the coffee table. "We'll see if you're so smug after I win, and you have to walk around in the buff too!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"We'll just see who wins." Spike grinned. "Are you ready to show your hand?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"You bet I am!" the big naked man said. With an angry "Hmph!" he laid his cards on the table. Spike did the same.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"DAMMIT!" Jet swore when he saw who the obvious winner was.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"That's it. Right over daddy's knee," Spike joked.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Oh shut up already. This is humiliating enough without your . . . banter," Jet grumbled as he bent over Spike's lap. He cupped his balls as he went, preventing them from getting damaged in all the necessary shifting around and arranging of his body into a comfortable position. He ended up draped over Spike's right knee, his well-muscled ass perched high and his </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">still</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> hard erection stuffed under his stomach. The dimples on his buttocks clenched as Spike placed his hand across the two mounds.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"You ready?" Spike asked.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Yes," Jet replied grumpily. "Just hurry up before I change my--YOW!" The big man yelled out as Spike's palm ricocheted across his ass. He'd known it would start quickly, but he'd thought Spike would at least let him finish his sentence first. Without warning, several more blows swatted down, causing his muscled buns to bounce from the force. "Ouch! Hey!" Jet twisted and threw an arm back.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">But Spike caught the man's wrist before it could get in the way, and continued to soundly swat his partner's backside. He didn't bother with any kind of warm-up, as he was determined to use his four minutes to maximum effect. Jet's buttocks, pale from lack of planet-side solar exposure, quickly colored to a warm pink under Spike's palm.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Gah! Nngh! Ooh!" Jet grunted out, embarrassed at how quickly the spanking was affecting him. He'd expected Spike to stick to his usual lackadaisical style. Give him a few half-hearted slaps and then laugh it off, tell him to put his clothes back on--but there was nothing laughable about these swats. They stung like hell, and Jet was soon gritting his teeth from the burn. After another minute he was squirming under them, too, unable to stay still as Spike's hard hand collided with his beefy rump over and over.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">But, unknown to Jet, he was actually directing how the spanking was going himself. As per his usual methods, Spike was just following the flow of events, choosing to act only when it was most suitable. At each smack, Jet would tense up, arc his muscles, twist his back, shift his position slightly. But, that would only result in another area of his powerful buttocks opening up perfectly for another whack, which Spike would then take. The pattern continued that way, with Jet squirming mightily but only making himself vulnerable to more attacks.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Eventually the big man began actually yelping from the pain in his butt. He writhed and twisted over his partner's lap. "Ouch! C'mon, Spike. Take it easy!"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike chuckled. "I </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">am</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> taking it easy," he said, and continued to assault his partner's backside.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Oooh!" Jet groaned and performed an energetic “naughty boy dance” over Spike’s lap, which only looked more ridiculous when done by a grizzled man like him. The worst part was though, Jet </span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">knew</span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"> how ridiculous he looked. A full-grown man like himself--butt-naked and squirming over his partner's knee with a red face, and approaching an even redder ass. Spank after spank nailed his full, wiggling cheeks. The only thing he counted himself lucky on was that at least Faye wasn't around to witness the humiliation.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Spike was reminded of one of his old martial arts exercises, where he'd had to practice slapping water for hours. This wasn't water however, but firm, masculine flesh. Still bounced and rippled much the same, though. Jet started to kick his legs from the burn, so Spike nonchalantly hooked his right leg over top of them, keeping the man's struggles to a minimum.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">A small jagged scar stood out on the apex of Jet's right ass-cheek--a souvenir from his ISSN career, undoubtedly. Under other conditions Spike might have been tempted to ask the man about it, but here he instead simply used it as a target for spanks. He nailed it over and over, creating a red stinging welt on top of it. At that Jet really started to thrash, and it was difficult for Spike to hold him down.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Ohhh! Geez, Spike! That really does HURT!" Jet bellowed, clenching all the muscles in his ass.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"That’s the point, isn’t it? Anyway, you lost the game, Jet. So just shut up and--nngh!--take it!" Spike yelled back. He spanked the area three more times, inciting a yowl from his big partner. Before he could continue further however, the timer they'd set up on the ship’s computers began to sound to inform them the specified four minutes were up. A disappointed Spike let Jet go with a dejected sigh, wishing it could've gone on longer. The man quickly hopped to his feet and grasped a swollen buttock in each hand, rubbing and groaning. His boner, though having softened somewhat during the ordeal, returned in force and swung between his legs fully hard. Both men coughed and pretended it wasn't there.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The bearded man glared down at Spike, infuriated that the lanky guy had just beat his ass so thoroughly. Instead of reacting in anger, however, Jet immediately went and instead gathered up the cards. He sat down with a pained wince and began dealing out a new hand.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Uhh, Jet? What're you doing?" asked Spike.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Playing you again. Double or nothing," answered Jet gruffly.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Double or nothing? What'd you mean?"</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"I mean that if I lose again, I go over your lap for another four minutes. However, if I win, you get naked AND I beat your ass just as bad as you just beat mine."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Uh . . . That's not really how 'double or nothing' works."</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">"Shut up and cut the deck," Jet growled. He suddenly smirked, and gripped his metal arm. "I want to hear you squeal once I show you just what a spanking from THIS feels like."</span></div>
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So I've kinda started this <a href="http://omicron.freeforums.net/">thing</a> now . . .</div>
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<i>Great Teacher Onizuka</i>, episode 38! It's the beach episode. Class is on a field trip to Okinawa!</div>
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Ho hum, ho hum, business as usual.</div>
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Until this sneaky minx pops up . . . It seems she has a<i> score</i> to settle with Onizuka from the previous episode!</div>
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And what's the best way to get payback, you ask?</div>
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Well . . .</div>
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. . . *chomp*</div>
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BY PUTTING A SNAKE DOWN HIS BATHING SUIT?!</div>
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That roguish wench!</div>
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Desperate for relief, Onizuka begs someone to suck out the poison (not kidding here)</div>
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In the end, a visit to the doctor was required. u_u</div>
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Onizuka had to suck out the poison himself . . . but he kinda liked it. (STILL NOT KIDDING. THIS IS WHAT HE SAYS. WATCH THE SHOW!) </div>
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The perils of teaching.</div>
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I can think of a few wishes for 'em . . .</div>
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SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-68137114751733348782013-06-14T06:37:00.001-04:002013-06-14T06:37:28.625-04:00Also, an Auction!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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While we're on the subject of hot oni, over on FurAffinity me and my best friend Maryn are doing an auction together: <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10831364">Trespassers Get Fucked!!</a> Yes that's right! Winner will get a story from me, and a piece of artwork from her! It ends Saturday night, so plenty of time to look it over, make an account if you don't already have one (be sure to enable adult settings~), and place a bid if you so wish!<br />
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That is, if you <i>want</i> to roughhouse with big, burly muscle demon ogres, who'll use and abuse your sorry hole until they grow bored of it and dump your ass back home, so stretched you have to walk with a limp for days . . . x3<br />
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Ahem! But regardless if you wish to place a bid or not, here's the flavor text from the FA submission:<br />
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The Oni Realm. A dark, barbaric land inhabited by the most savage and lustful of beasts . . . the demon ogres known as <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">Oni</i>.<br />
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It is also a realm of wild magic. Once every century, when the moons and the stars align <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">just so</i>,
a mystic portal opens into this forbidden dimension. Any individuals
unfortunate enough to be caught and sucked through the opening are
consigned to remain there for a day and a night before being whisked to
where they came from . . . though assuredly much worse for wear. Oni are
highly guarded when it comes to their turf, and don’t take kindly to
intruders. Shredded clothing, pronounced limps, and forever after
blushing at the sight of tigerskin are just a few of the many troubles
victims might suffer following their traumatic ‘visit’.<br />
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It just so happens that the last time this celestial event occurred, the
portal opened directly within the heart of the Oni Court. Even more
coincidentally, it was at a time when every established ‘Slake Saga’
character was present. How convenient is that! This includes Slake,
Conquer, Slab, Raze, Ruthless, Bellow, Brash, Onyx, and any other named
oni you might desire. All look upon the newcomer hungrily, each wanting
to prove his superiority to the others in ‘welcoming’ him to their
world. Thick demonic cocks rise at the thought, arrayed in a
multi-colored spectacle all around the interloper.<br />
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Who comes through the portal? Well, it could possibly be <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">you</i> . . .SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-39208770595980235512013-06-13T20:02:00.001-04:002013-06-13T20:02:44.281-04:00Slake Saga: Meanwhile . . .<div style="text-align: left;">
And now to continue haphazardly posting my poor attempts at erotic fiction here!</div>
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For those of you just catching up, Slake and Conquer had previously busied themselves entering (and getting captured in) a battle tournament together. While that happened though, the Oni Realm didn't stand still. Others of it's denizens were moving, acting, and making plans all their own! Let's explore some of these new faces. First, in a flashback story to the first rootings of Slake and Conquer's conflict, and then a multi-part story about two other offspring of Conquer--the clever Raze and the stalwart Slab--and their quest to preserve the throne during the king's long absence.</div>
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Enjoy! And please don't be afraid to comment. ;3 </div>
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<b>Seeds of Hate </b></div>
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The troops had been on a forced march for over a week and the men were
exhausted, their spirits low. Conquer did not care. He strode forward,
his red clawed toes digging into the barren soil with each step, fists
clenched at his side, accompanied only by his battlefield retinue. How
dare his demon army be halted without his direct order!<br />
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“Report!” he barked as he arrived at the front line.<br />
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The general in charge, Ruthless, a red oni like himself with a patch
over one eye, straightened up as he appeared. “They are still . . .
milling about, my liege. Scouts are searching for a way around, but so
far . . . “<br />
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“None have been found,” Conquer finished for him bitterly. He turned
away from him and surveyed the sight of the disruptions himself. Yes, it
was just as he’d feared.<br />
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In all the massive and dark reaches of his far-flung kingdom, the Oni
enjoyed natural supremacy at the top of the food chain. No beast could
challenge their might. There was evidence that such creatures may have
existed long ago in the dim, murky past, but if so they’d all been
hunted to extinction by their modern age. This was true . . . in all
cases but one:<br />
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The dreaded tentacle beast.<br />
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The stuff of cautionary fables told to newly sired oni. Many scoffed at
such stories. However, though extraordinarily rare, in the depths of the
trackless wilds such creatures *were* known to actually exist. It was
posited they were a curious result of mutation and wild sorcery from
ages hence. Due to some genetic quirk, they were unable to breed on
their own . . . but rather required seed from other lifeforms. To this
end, they often hid under the ground, waiting for prey to pass by, and
then spring out to seize them at the last instant and forcefully drain
them of their essence. And, as oni seed was the most virile and produced
the strongest offspring in them, they were a favored target of tentacle
attacks.<br />
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Now, before Conquer’s vision, lay a whole nest of such creatures. Their
sinuous, thick tendrils were countless in number, overlapping with each
other. Though their “roots” were seemingly cemented in the ground,
Conquer knew that to be a false marker, as individual tentacles had been
recorded sinking their entire lengths into the earth and then
re-emerging miles away. At the moment the things were quivering in the
air, knowing that prey was close by.<br />
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<br />
“Who was it that first disturbed them?”<br />
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“I--It was m--me, my lord . . . “<br />
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Conquer’s eyes widened somewhat in surprise, as the large blushing oni
who stepped forward was an offspring of his own loins. It was Slab, one
of his younger sons. The boy was massive even by oni standards, with
large muscles which flexed under a tough, but dull, yellow hide. The
reason for his embarrassment was instantly clear to all who looked at
him, as his fundoshi appeared to be in shreds, only kept in place by his
own efforts to hold on to the tattered pieces. Furthermore, he appeared
to have viscous fluid from the tentacle coils coating much of his body.<br />
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The King of Oni faintly recalled that this one wasn’t the brightest of his many children.<br />
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“I--It wasn’t my fault though! I was just walkin’ along, on point where I
was supposed to be, an’ . . . an’ I tripped on a root! Alluva sudden
these things were poppin’ up outta nowhere! They grabbed me and . . . “
he flushed, if possible, even redder. “There was nuthin’ I could do!”<br />
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<br />
Conquer held up a hand to belay any further ramblings. “Enough. I will
deal with *you* later.” His large son loudly gulped and his buttocks
clenched, but he knew better than to dispute the case further.<br />
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“And is that any way to stand before your king?” Conquer asked him
sternly. “Arms at your side, back straight, chest out! You are an oni,
not a simpering fey!”<br />
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Slab groaned, but did as ordered. His fundoshi immediately slid down to
his ankles and his large cock flopped out. He was left holding that
position surrounded by his grinning fellows, as Conquer from that point
on ignored him.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Embarrassed Slab, sketch by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a></span></div>
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“My liege, Cutthroat’s Gully is still available to us,” Ruthless put in,
“If we turn back now, we would lose only a day’s travel, and still--”<br />
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Without even glancing his way, Conquer cut him off with a backhand to the face.<br />
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“Fool! You think that rebel lord Bellow will sit on his rump during that
time, and merely wait for us to arrive? He will finish his assault on
the Feastlands, then scatter his forces to the four winds and it will
take us another fifty years to find him again!” Conquer lectured down at
his fallen general. His fiery eyes narrowed. “Or are you under his
power, and would prefer that outcome for this expedition?”<br />
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“N--no, my liege! My body and soul serve you alone!” Ruthless declared his allegiance.<br />
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“Oh? And just who was it that failed to give the order to have this pass
properly scouted before the main body’s arrival?” Conquer demanded.<br />
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“My . . . my liege . . . !” Ruthless choked on his answer, and instead
prostrated himself on the ground in the typical oni position of
obeisance--head down, muscular backside raised.<br />
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Conquer snarled and gave that rump a hard open-palmed smack, then turned
his thoughts back to the matter at hand. The forced march had been
undertaken to catch Bellow with his fundoshi down, as the saying went,
but this new development sent all his plans into disarray. The nest of
tentacles stood directly in his army’s path. He could do battle with it,
of course, but that would waste valuable soldiers and resources . . .
and there was not even the guarantee of success. Tentacles were tough,
durable creatures, and once they had an oni within their coils there was
no escape for him until they’d had their way with his body for as long
as they pleased. There was no record of one ever being defeated through
force of arms.<br />
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If only there was some way to communicate with them . . .<br />
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<br />
“My king!” one of his aides piped up. Another of his offspring, but the
runt of his litter--a small, green oni named Raze. He pointed a
trembling finger. “Some of them move!”<br />
<br />
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That was all the warning they got.<br />
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The next instant the front line was awash with tentacles, as the ground
erupted with them. Calls of alarm were raised, many getting interrupted
as slimy lengths were pressed into mouths as gags. Surprised demons of
all kind were grabbed before they could bring forth their weapons,
lifted into the air and the contents of their fundoshi pouches sought
after by the prying things. Conquer saw Slab, already naked, get hauled
up helplessly. “Oh no, not again!” he wailed as his beefy buttocks were
parted by a pair of tentacles, and then, before the eyes of his very
king, a particularly thick tendril shot straight up his exposed hole.
“OHHH!”<br />
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Not all were taken so easily. As they saw their fellows taken many oni
attacked the tentacles, both to fight off the invaders and to free their
comrades. Ruthless was one such man, waving a massive scimitar over his
head as he sliced at the creatures. Even his formidable strength
inflicted mere flesh wounds on the powerful coils however, and only
served to incite the creatures to anger. He was seized as well, and
raised to join a growing number of his brethren. Before he could resist
further, his muscular arms were caught and restrained by more of the
lengths, and then others were spreading his legs. Ruthless was unable to
fight back as his fundoshi was torn away and another tentacle wrapped
around his flopping member. It seemed to secrete a fluid of some kind,
and it affected Ruthless quite quickly as only a few rubs later the
proud general was embarrassingly growing to full hardness. <br />
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“Ohhh, damn you creatures--!” Ruthless was interrupted by another
tentacle cramming itself into his moaning mouth. It began to fuck him in
revenge for suffering his attacks, pulsing in and out while it’s fellow
expertly jerked him off. He wasn’t alone. Everywhere you looked now, an
evil and burly demon was groaning as he either took large intrusion at
various orifices, or his cock was stroked to maddening girth and length
from watching the same happen to others.<br />
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Unbelievably, some tentacles even shot towards Conquer, intending to
take the greatest prize of them all. The mighty king, however, merely
glared and pushed out an aura formed of his own murderous intent. It
kept any from getting too close. Raze, too, was close enough to be
enfolded in the field, and he huddled close by for protection.<br />
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“My lord, we must away! They are too many!” he urged.<br />
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“Hmph! And lose face by fleeing?” Conquer dismissed the suggestion. He
peered closely at the tentacles raping his struggling, groaning troops,
attempting to discern some weakness.<br />
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(King . . .)<br />
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Conquer blinked, as he suddenly felt a presence in his mind.<br />
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(King?) he asked it.<br />
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(We want . . . the King . . .)<br />
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Despite his aura keeping them at bay, more tentacles were rising from
the ground to join the others around him. He was surrounded now, with no
way back to the main unit. <br />
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(King’s seed . . . is strongest . . .)<br />
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The tentacles were poking forward, one at a time. At each instance there
would be a hiss, and they would scramble back. But they still went on
trying, and always in a new part of the barrier. They were testing him
for any weakness, just as he was doing to them. And given enough time,
they’d likely succeed. He had other weapons at his disposal once this
one was breached, but still . . .<br />
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(If I give you my seed . . . will you allow my army to pass unmolested?)
he asked, thinking this might be the chance at communication he’d
earlier wished for. If he could cut a deal, he could still turn this
setback around.<br />
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(Yesss . . . ) The tentacles around even seemed to give an approximation
of a nod. (King’s seed . . . produce many strong stalks . . . )<br />
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Conquer considered his options. The tentacles seemed to value him more
highly than the rest of his men combined. By sacrificing himself, he
could pull off an important military maneuver and capture a crafty foe
who’d been a thorn in his side for almost a generation. Yet, that
victory would be meaningless if he was not present to personally lead
his forces. If only . . .<br />
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(I know of one whose seed is nearly as powerful as mine . . . and you
may keep him as long as you like, if you allow the rest through. He is
young, and will give you many milkings.)<br />
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<br />
There was a long pause as the tentacles seemed to communicate amongst
themselves, turning and gesticulating with their slimy bodies. At last,
they all turned back to him.<br />
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<br />
(Your terms . . . are acceptable . . .)<br />
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Conquer smiled, and turned to Raze.<br />
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“Bring me Slake.”<br />
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The eldest offspring and favored son of the king strode forward, his
head held high and his muscular blue chest puffed out proudly. After
having served successfully in a dozen campaigns and making a name for
himself as a brutal and effective warrior and tactician, he was finally
earning the notice of his Majesty, the mighty Conquer. He’d even sent a
messenger to fetch him. Him, Slake! Not as part of a retinue or a unit,
but him alone.<br />
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<br />
He must have some great task for him.<br />
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“I am here, my great liege! What is it you need of me?” Slake announced
once he was in his father’s presence. It was at the front line of the
army, typically served at by the strongest warriors. Oddly, many of
those warriors were giving each other dirty looks and and shifting
uncomfortably, as if they’d had to take something they weren’t prepared
for. A lot of ripped fundoshi littered the ground as well.<br />
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“Ah, Slake, thank you for arriving so punctually. There is a task for
you . . . one that is so great, only you can accomplish it,” Conquer
smiled at him benignly.<br />
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Slake’s heart thrilled. He clenched a fist before his chest. “I knew it! Tell me what it is, sir, and I shall carry it out!”<br />
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“I’m glad you are so eager to start. Right this way.” The king lead him
towards the very front of the army. The other brawny demons parted to
let them through, some of them chuckling as he passed by. Slake ignored
them. They were merely jealous of the great bond he and the king
enjoyed. <br />
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The two stopped at the entrance to the pass the army was to pass
through, beyond which was only emptiness and desolation. Slake hesitated
as Conquer gestured for him to proceed, feeling many eyes on him.
“Sir?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Well what are you waiting for, boy?” Conquer grinned, all sharp teeth,
and gave him a solid slap on his muscular backside. “Your task awaits
you!”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slake stumbled forward, confused. Before he understood what was
happening, things were bursting up out of the ground all around him.
“WHAT?” he shouted as the things--tentacles!--gripped his arms and legs,
and then hefted him aloft as if he weighed nothing. <br />
<br />
<br />
Immediately he fought back, but their hides were too tough for his claws
to scratch through. Not only that, but their slick, rubbery lengths
were impossible to get a grip on, though they seemed to have no such
difficulty getting traction on his own hairy and powerful body. He
gasped as two more tentacles came and grasped his fundoshi on either
side. They both started to tug, as if in a competition over who could
yank it off the fastest. Neither the bindings nor the fabric itself
could stand up to that kind of force for long however, and moments later
a loud rip rang out as Slake’s only clothing was shredded off him in
two pieces before the entire army..<br />
<br />
<br />
“Argh! No!” Slake thundered in a fury, battling the powerful beasts.
He’d never felt this way before. As if he were the prey and these things
the hunters. And implacable hunters they were, too, as despite his best
efforts his naked body was spread-eagled by them, a tentacle holding
each of his limbs.<br />
<br />
<br />
“H--help!” he roared to the others, but to his astonishment, none of his
fellow oni were rushing to his aid. Rather, they were all now marching
by underneath, leaving him behind! The most any did look up and leer,
chuckling and elbowing each other as their kingdom’s strapping young
prodigy got his just desserts.<br />
<br />
<br />
While Slake’s mind tried to process the betrayal, a tentacle rose to
give his pain a physical element as well. It dove between his brawny
cheeks and forced itself right up his hole. Slake howled at the
sensation, as if he were being split into two. The tentacle ignored him
however and merely continued writhing inward, as if it wished to fit
it’s entire enormous length into the blue demon.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Once you’re finished here, report back to the main group,” Conquer
shouted up at him, smiling in satisfaction at a successful negotiation.
“Don’t dawdle, now! If you do, the punishment will be severe!”<br />
<br />
<br />
Anything Slake might have shouted back would never be heard, as his
mouth was full of slimy and horny tentacle head. He strained, moaning,
trying to free himself but getting nowhere. Conquer stood, watching, as
another tentacle joined the one working it’s way up Slake’s tight and
muscled ass. Just how much could Slake be stretched? He’d always
wondered. Now he could see first-hand. <br />
<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"> Oni Overstuffed, art by <a href="http://www.y-gallery.net/user/hellboy">Hellboy/Soto</a></span></div>
<br />
Beside him, another was looking on with even more fascination. Raze
stood by, eyes locked on the tentacles so easily raping the proud
warrior . . . so easily doing whatever they liked with him. The pouch of
his fundoshi bulged as he saw one of them grasp Slake’s rod and begin
working it, building him up to the first of many releases as his ‘big
brother’ bucked, growled, and groaned.<br />
<br />
<br />
But before that could be witnessed, Conquer turned away. He strode at
the rear of his army, pushing to overtake them and assume his rightful
place at the head of it. Raze took one last fretful look at the scene,
before hurrying after him. “My lord?” he asked, seeing an unusual
expression cross Conquer’s face.<br />
<br />
<br />
“He will never trust me again,” said Conquer.<br />
<br />
<br />
Left on his own, Slake had plenty of time to mull over the gross
betrayal at his father’s hands as the tentacles fed on his seed over . .
. and over . . . and over . . .<br />
<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>While the King's Away</b></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b><br /></b></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>Part 1</b></div>
<br />
<br />
Under the leadership of it’s lord and master, the Oni Realm was a tightly wound coil of barely checked aggression. <br />
<br />
<br />
By their very nature, the demonic denizens craved to dominate and do
battle with each other. In order to ensure a kingdom which would not
devolve to incessant and directionless violence, it was therefore
necessary for disparate factions and monstrous egos to be manipulated
and pitted against each other in a complicated system of checks and
balances. This allowed the most disruptive of tempers to be unleashed
under controlled conditions, much like releasing a valve, while leaving
the general realm still free to be controlled and used. When bloodlust
rose too high in the general population itself, an outside enemy--an
outlying kingdom, a rogue demon, even a rebellion whose seeds were
planted specifically for this purpose--was located to focus this
aggressive feeling on. All of these maneuverings were skillfully carried
out by Conquer, who had many long centuries of practice.<br />
<br />
<br />
And in that fashion, his kingdom had prospered.<br />
<br />
<br />
In his absence, however, chaos reigned.<br />
<br />
<br />
It did not happen immediately. Though his departure had been abrupt,
he’d still left careful and detailed instructions for his most loyal
generals and advisors before doing so, and for a time he communicated
daily via sorcerous means as well. One day, however, his missives simply
. . . ceased. Contact could not be re-established, and tracing spells
could not get a fix on his location. Conquer had, for all intents and
purposes, disappeared.<br />
<br />
<br />
Efforts to find him would have been easier if Conquer himself had not so
effectively masked his presence. He’d told no one of where he was
going. And though many tried to pry, the king had decreed the object and
purpose of his journey to be of utmost secrecy. Thus, when his failure
to communicate regularly first began, no one could say if the reason was
because something had happened, or if he was simply choosing to
momentarily ignore his royal duties. The speculation only began after
many days had passed. Was some form of interdimensional interference
blocking his messages? Was this some sort of test he was putting to
them? Or had he abandoned his rule? Or, most unimaginable of all, had he
actually been captured, or even killed?<br />
<br />
<br />
For a time his advisors tried to keep it a secret. They put forward
their own proclamations and signed them in his hand. He had not vanished
upon journeying to worlds unknown, they said. No, he was back in the
Realm even now. He was on a tour of duty inspecting his vast armies. He
had sequestered himself in his tower of sorcery to unearth new spells
and enchantments. He was walking the corridors of his sprawling
dungeons, visiting the cell of each and every wretched fool who had ever
sought to overthrow him.<br />
<br />
<br />
However, after a solid month wherein Conquer had not been seen seated on
his throne, the secret could be kept no longer. It was clear that the
king was gone. And it was impossible to say when, or even if, he would
ever return.<br />
<br />
<br />
A void of power emerged like none ever before it, and the mad rush to
fill it was then instantaneous. For a thousand different oni, a thousand
years worth of ambition was suddenly brought to light . . .<br />
<br />
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<br />
<br />
The roaring sounds of battle and wet smacks of muscular flesh rang
through the Imperial Palace, as well as assorted deep-voiced groans and
moans. It seemed as if every oni who’d ever had the slightest desire for
power had descended on the place to stake his claim. But only one man
could sit on the throne, and so the culling had begun. Each day more and
more demon ogres fought each other for dominance, and each day more and
more were eliminated from the running, to instead be used and abused at
the whims of those who defeated them.<br />
<br />
<br />
Even now, as royal aide Raze stealthily made his way down the grand
halls and past the once-serene courtyards, he witnessed countless scenes
of violence and degradation, chaotic and brazen.<br />
<br />
<br />
Here, two huge titans swung their clubs in combat, both pitting their
entire essence against the other . . . but unaware that they were being
approached from behind by other oni wielding chains who would soon be
taking advantage of their exhaustion and lack of attention. There, a
victor in battle held his defeated opponent by the back of his hair,
forcing his fellow ogre to suck on his thick cock or risk submitting to
an even more humiliating punishment for losing. Down the corridor, one
oni had another slung over an outstretched knee and was mercilessly
spanking him.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Argh! Let go of me, damn you! You’ll pay for this!” the defeated oni
roared as his ass was hammered with hard blows. After several minutes
went by without any change in the tempo however, he had changed his tune
significantly. “Yoww! Very well! I accept my--Ouch!--defeat! I’ll never
challenge your might again!” He kicked his legs helplessly, sucking in a
breath as his butt cheeks burned and squirmed. “Please stooooop!”<br />
<br />
<br />
But the victor grinned and only got a firmer grip. “Naw, I think you
still need a lesson on crossing your betters . . . !“ He kept up the
relentless beating until pained howls filled that entire wing of the
castle.<br />
<br />
<br />
<i class="bbcode bbcode_i">Only a week ago, these brutes all served
together under a common banner. Now they’re at each other’s throats. The
King would be outraged to see so much of his army turn against each
other,</i> Raze thought as he moved on. Having served as Conquer’s
personal aide for over a century, he had some idea of just how much
effort it took to mold the legions of evil demons into any semblance of
organization. All that work was getting flushed into oblivion now.<br />
<br />
<br />
But he couldn’t think about that. He had a mission that might salvage
some of this situation, and he needed to reach the throne room in order
to carry it out. He just had to hope no one noticed and challenged him
before he made it . . .<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"> 'Raze', art by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a></span></div>
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<br />
“Hey! What’s this little man doing sneaking around in the shadows?”<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze ground his crooked teeth together in frustration as he felt a large
hand take him by the scruff of his neck and left him up like you would a
kitten, except much more painfully in his case. He was brought face to
face with an ugly thug of an oni, a limestone-colored beast who he dimly
remembered held the rank of a common trench-digger and footsoldier in
the 5th Legion. His name was . . . Bash? Slash? Rash? Something like
that. It seemed that the current state of affairs had changed his
station, too, as Raze could see a necklace of captured fundoshi hung
around the lug’s thick neck from all the opponents he’d apparently
vanquished.<br />
<br />
<br />
“I--I wasn’t sneaking, honest!” Raze grinned uneasily at the hulking
man. Not for the first time, he cursed his small size. Born shorter and
far more frail than the typical oni, before his royal appointment Raze
had made his way through life constantly avoiding bullies who enjoyed
torturing those weaker than themselves. And, in this Realm, that was
pretty much everyone.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh, no? It sure looked like you were,” the larger oni grinned, giving Raze a whiff of stale breath.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Look, Rash, I’m just on my way to the throne room, so if you could just--”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Rash? My name is MASH!”<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze winced. “Uh, right, sorry. But um, still, if you could just let me go--”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh no.” The large oni was frowning now. “I think you need a lesson on
who your biggers and betters are, little man. And I know just the way to
do it!” He started pawing at his crotch, giving a clear indication of
just what bigger size he was planning on showing off. Raze groaned and
looked away, already preparing for the limp home . . .<br />
<br />
<br />
WHUMP!<br />
<br />
<br />
Somehow or other, Raze was dropped to the floor on his rear. Looking up,
he was able to scoot back just in time to avoid an unconscious Mash
falling on top of him.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Wh--what . . . ?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh, hey there Raze!”<br />
<br />
<br />
Standing over the unconscious bully was Slab, one of Raze’s many
“brothers”. The hulking ogre was the color of dull sand and was far more
muscular and broad than even the standard oni ideal. His stupidly
grinning face was crested by a single horn sprouting from the very top
of his head, and he held a solid tetsubo in each hand, having apparently
used one to knock Mash unconscious with a good slug to the back of the
head.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">'Slab', art by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a></span></div>
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“Slab? What’re you doing here?” Raze asked curiously as he got up and brushed himself off.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh, you know. I saw everybody fightin’, and I hate being left out of a
good fight . . . “ Slab explained as he knelt by the knocked out Mash.
With the barest flex of his arms, he’d torn off the other’s fundoshi to
leave the demon totally naked, then he casually spread Mash’s brawny
buttocks apart.<br />
<br />
<br />
“You just . . . saw the fighting?” Raze asked, his eyes drawn to Slab’s
stiffening member as it got retrieved from it’s fundoshi pouch. With a
happy grin, Slab pressed himself into the defeated ogre’s hole. Despite
being knocked out, Mash regardless let out quite a moan as his anus was
stretched wide around the ridiculously large cock, and Slab started to
fuck him. Raze couldn’t help but jealously wonder what it must be like
to haul around such a large “weapon” on your person, to be used at any
time.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yeah, that’s right!” Slab grinned as he established a good humping rhythm.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Well . . . what faction are you with?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Huh? Faction?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“ . . . Slab, do you even know the reason why everybody’s fighting in the palace?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
The smaller demon slapped his forehead. “That is so typical of you.” He
watched for a time as Slab did his thing, fitting his whole improbable
length into the helpless rump. It was doubtful Mash would be able to
walk after this. Raze considered his brother. “Well . . . you can’t just
fight everybody. If you do, even you’ll lose eventually.” The smaller
demon mulled the matter over for a moment, then snapped his fingers with
a grin. “How about this. Once you’re done, would you like to join <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">my</i> faction?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Huh? <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">You</i> have a faction, Raze?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yeah . . . That’s right. And you can be it’s first member. All you have
to do is protect me on the way to the throne room. Think you can handle
that?”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab smiled his dopey grin. “Sure thing! You can count on me, bro!” The
noise of fleshy smacks repeated themselves for some time until the huge
oni’s seed was finally unleashed. They left the knocked out Mash on the
palace floor, cum overflowing from his abused backside, but free for the
taking of any other ogre who wished to claim his hole.<br />
<br />
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<b>Part 2</b></div>
<br />
As the two scions of the vanished king made their way towards the throne
however, they didn’t know was that the room was already occupied. Heavy
weapons clashed and elements flared as two combatants circled each
other like wild, snarling dogs.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Pathetic! Is that all you’ve got?” spat the aggressor, a tall, well
built red oni covered in scars of battle. A patch lay over his right
eye, and his black hair was drawn up in a topknot. “The throne is mine.
Surrender your claim, and I’ll spare your miserable hide!” He was lord
of the Northern Peaks. He was called Ruthless, and styled himself the
greatest of all Conquer’s warlords.<br />
<br />
<br />
But his opponent merely smiled grimly. He was an older blue, having
existed long enough that some of his long hair and thick braided beard
had begun to turn gray. Resembling a grizzled viking raider in
appearance, he was just as battle-scarred as his opponent, if not wiser
due to his greater maturity. “Surrender my claim? Surrender yours,
whelp! I’ve been awaiting this day since before you were sired . . . “
He was lord of the Southern Seas. He was called Riptide, and styled
himself the greatest of all Conquer’s warlords.<br />
<br />
<br />
Due to the obvious conflict their opinions presented, they had glared
venomously in each other’s directions for decades. But under the rule of
Conquer, their rivalry had never been allowed to develop into
full-blown warfare. With him out of the picture, however, there were no
longer any such obstructions.<br />
<br />
<br />
They closed again, battering ceaselessly with their weapons. While both
were skilled warriors with centuries of battle experience under their
belts, they abandoned all hints of subtlety in this match and merely
pitted their raw strength against each other.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Die!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Up yours!”<br />
<br />
<br />
Riptide was well armored with a suit of full-plate mail, formed from the
ice of the very glacier which had spawned him, and he wielded a battle
axe of the same material. The axe in particular was a great treasure of
his, as the ice had been carved out and repeatedly pressed using arcane
means until it was far sharper than any steel. He lashed out at the
other brutally with it.<br />
<br />
<br />
Against the ice axe, Ruthless swung an obsidian great sword inlaid with
sorcerous runes. It had been a gift from Conquer himself, long ago, and
had been ensorcelled to never fail him in battle. In stories told by his
soldiers around their evening camp fires, it was said that every swing
he made with it felled another enemy.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Sketch of General Ruthless, by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a></span></div>
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<br />
“You’ll never best me . . . I was placed in control of the entire
northern continent by our forsaken liege. That proves even he knew I was
worth more than you, pirate!” Ruthless roared as he swung his sword
with both mighty arms. It cleaved off a piece of Riptide’s armor,
scattering chips of ice everywhere and exposing a hairy forearm on his
opponent.<br />
<br />
<br />
“The northern continent? Bah! That was only so he could keep a close eye
on your sloppy work!” Riptide taunted back as he switched to a
defensive stance, blocking further blows. “Isn’t it true that to this
day you can’t keep even your safest holdings safe from raids by that
overblown pickpocket, Bellow?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Argh! Why you . . . !!” That insult enraged the red-skinned warlord,
and his attacks grew more frenzied. The grizzled blue found himself
getting beaten back by the other’s fury. More and more attacks broke
through his guard, and more and more of his armor was cut off, slowly
stripping him. Already much of his muscular, gray-haired chest was
revealed, along with his outer thighs.<br />
<br />
<br />
In addition to his attacks, the red must also have been channeling his
element, as the room’s temperature had been slowly climbing as they’d
fought. It was now as hot as a furnace, making the blue sweat and making
more of his armor melt away, along with the pieces already scattered on
the floor. The floor was slick with melted ice as the two ogres took
and gained ground on each other. But Riptide was becoming well-aware of
the fact that if the contest went on much longer, he’d be battling
naked.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Nngh!” His attention was diverted from such thoughts by a small gash on his arm.<br />
<br />
<br />
“You’re weakening . . . “ Ruthless said eagerly.<br />
<br />
<br />
“You think so?” Riptide replied grimly. He took that moment to focus on
his own connection to the land. In his case, that was the arctic seas.
It was time to even the playing field.<br />
<br />
<br />
All of a sudden, a flash blizzard swept through the room, dispelling the
great heat which had been gathered there. But it’s focus was around the
other general, and the great puddle Ruthless had been standing in was
transformed instantaneously to thick ice, freezing his bare feet to the
spot. As he cursed and tried to pull them loose, more ice gathered
around him, slowly inching up his legs.<br />
<br />
<br />
“You damn frost mage! Release me!” he roared, but Riptide simply smirked
as he willed the ice to grow up the man’s muscled calves.<br />
<br />
<br />
“I think not.“ With his opponent now unable to maneuver around,
disarming him was a simple task. Riptide casually did so, making the
obsidian sword go clattering across the room and leaving Ruthless even
more helpless. The red oni snarled as the axe was held up to his throat,
adam’s apple bobbing as he felt the chilled blade against his skin . . .
then gave a groan as Riptide reached down and firmly grabbed his
fundoshi pouch instead.<br />
<br />
<br />
“D--Dammit . . . !“ he snarled as his cock was taken out and began to receive a stroking from the smug ocean raider.<br />
<br />
<br />
“We’re going to have a lot of fun, aren’t we Ruthless? Once you swear
fealty to me, your nude body will make the perfect figurehead . . .
chained to the prow of my new flagship . . . “ Riptide smirked, building
his opponent’s rod up to a good, full hardness. The red oni growled and
cursed him all throughout the process, but there was nothing he could
do to keep his thick cock from thickening under the other’s touch until
it stood straight up. Once that was accomplished, Riptide stepped back
and casually pursed his lips. “But until then, I’ll just keep you on ice
for a bit until you cool down.”<br />
<br />
<br />
The red struggled uselessly as the frozen water continued to climb up
his muscular body, First to his waist, sealing his dripping boner inside
the clear crystal, then up his firm abs, his pectorals . . . his arms
were encased as well, frozen against his sides. He groaned and exerted
all of his strength to break free, but it was no use. It wasn’t normal
ice, but enchanted by a demon who was master of that element. The last
thing Ruthless saw before it crept over his eyes was the blue’s smirking
face.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Sweet dreams . . . “ Riptide mocked his new ice sculpture.<br />
<br />
<br />
“NO!” Ruthless screamed out silently, and his consciousness swam while
fighting to keep from passing out in his frigid prison. He could not let
it end like this . . . He could not . . .<br />
<br />
<br />
And from beneath the ice, a fiery mountain surged.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="bbcode bbcode_center">
* * * * *</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
“So what’re we gonna do in there, anyway?” Slab asked as they approached
the doors to the throne room, after encountering only a few other
slight mishaps.<br />
<br />
<br />
“It’s simple,” Raze explained. “I’ve just spent the last few days
combing the archives searching for a precedent for what we are to do
under the present circumstances--when the king unexpectedly departs.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“A . . . pressy dent . . . ?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Precedent, yes. It’s part of our kingdom’s eldritch legal system.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab just looked at him blankly.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze sighed. “Our realm operates on a fixed pattern of repeating motifs,
and those are held in place by certain sorceries set down generations
ago by our demon ancestors. You know that much, right?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Repeating . . . wha . . . ?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Basically it’s just a bunch of magic laws and accords that, once called
upon, bind any oni around to do what they say. Sort of like insurance.
Our ancestors must’ve known how wild we can get, so they set these up
just in case.“<br />
<br />
<br />
“Um . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
“Anyway, one of them concerns kingdoms which have lost their king. I had
to spend weeks going through all the texts until I found it.” The slim
green oni rummaged around in his fundoshi pouch, then took out a sheaf
of yellowed papers. “If I incant what’s on these scrolls before the
empty throne, I can stop all the mindless fighting that’s been going on
and get everybody back on track. The ley lines running through the land
will make it so.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“ . . . I don’t really get it . . . “ said Slab, who was actually rather fond of mindless fighting.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze smiled with a mouth full of hookteeth. “The point is, all I need to
do is read all this stuff uninterrupted. The only tricky part will be
doing it before some clod crowns himself king. So let’s get a move on!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Okay . . . !” While Slab didn’t understand the particulars, he did know
that his little brother needed his help, so he didn’t hesitate in
busting open the menacing black obsidian doors which housed the oni’s
throne room. The two raced inside, Raze clutching his papers and smiling
in satisfaction. But what he saw once inside nearly made his heart
stop.<br />
<br />
<br />
General Ruthless sat smirking on the Throne of Kings.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Why hello little Raze, maladroit Slab,” he said, smiling. “How
pleasant. Of all my new subjects, I didn’t expect you to be the first
volunteering to kneel before me.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Kn--kneel!?” Raze stammered.<br />
<br />
<br />
“New subjects?” Slab scratched his head.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze’s mind was already spinning. Of all Conquer’s warlords, Ruthless
had always been among the most prideful and conceited. It wasn’t
surprising that he’d make such a play for power. It was only sickening
how quickly he’d done it. The unmitigated arrogance!<br />
<br />
<br />
Carelessly tossed over Ruthless’s lap tied up and gagged was another
oni, this one a strong looking bearded blue. His face was turned away in
shame, so at first Raze couldn’t recognize him. He was scarred and
clearly battle hardened however, dressed in the remnants of ice armor.
The rear plates had been removed to expose a firm and beefy ass, which
quivered helplessly as Ruthless gave it a mocking squeeze. The muscled
buttocks were blushing a burning red from what could only have been a
hard spanking. Something about the scene was somehow familiar to Raze.<br />
<br />
<br />
It was only when Ruthless smugly pushed a red finger between the
blistered cheeks and into the captive’s hole, making him turn his face
to let out a heaving groan that Raze knew him. It was General Riptide
himself, Lord of the Bloody Seas!<br />
<br />
<br />
Once the most feared pirate of the kingdom’s southern coast, Riptide had
been responsible for countless pillages of seaside villages. Almost a
thousand years ago however, Conquer had bested him in open combat and
secured his services for himself. In a show of generosity, the king had
offered Riptide the chance to continue his seafaring ways--albeit as a
general in Conquer’s armies, and with a share of his plunders going into
the kingdom’s coffers. Various orifices still sore from the royal
poundings he’d received, the defeated pirate had been quick to agree.
Since that day, Riptide had plied his new duties magnificently, sinking
rival ships belonging to other kingdoms and capturing countless new
slaves with every successful raid.<br />
<br />
<br />
Before stepping into the throne room, Raze might have pegged him as the
man most likely to come out ahead in any battle for power among the
king’s inner circle, as his influence was great and he was popular among
the people. Clearly, however, that had not been the case this day.<br />
<br />
<br />
“By the look on your faces you are surprised to see me,” Ruthless said,
amused. He gave a loud slap to the blue bottom. “Riptide here was
surprised as well . . . He was even more surprised when his little ice
prison spell didn’t work on me and I finally broke free to best him. But
then, no mere glacier can hold the force of a raging volcano, can it?”
Ruthless chuckled as he began to work the muscular raider’s opening with
his finger, sliding it in and out rhythmically. “And he was so sure
he’d gotten me.” After a moment, he added another finger. Riptide moaned
into his gag with angry humiliation but otherwise didn’t resist.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze finally realized what about this scene was so familiar. It was
exactly like that time his eldest brother Slake had foolishly tried to
failed to seize the throne from their father. That time, too, the blue
oni had lost to the red, and paid for it with a beating over the very
knee of the man he’d sought to overcome. Apparently history liked to
repeat itself.<br />
<br />
<br />
“So . . . you two fought a duel in here for the throne?” Raze asked nervously. “Already?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“As you say, diminutive one. And as Riptide here was the only man in the
kingdom who had any true chance of disputing the position, I trust
there will be no further objections to a new reign, under <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">my</i> rule.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Though he bristled at the slight against his size, Raze knew when the
fates had turned against him. His ancient compact would only work if no
one had claimed the throne yet. As that was no longer the case, the best
thing to do would be to run like hell and hope Ruthless would forget
about them while cementing his doubtless iron-fisted new reign.<br />
<br />
<br />
Before he could bow his way out, however, Slab had to step in.<br />
<br />
<br />
“We didn’t come to kneel in front of you!” the massive dunce said staunchly. “We came to <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">stop</i> you from sitting there!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh?” Ruthless gave a dark chuckle. He fixed the smaller brother with a stare. “Is that true, Raze?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Er . . . “ Raze sweated. “N--no, I have no idea what his meathead is
talking about, eheheh. Congratulations on your new kingship, er, sir,
but, oh! I just remembered! Today is my turn to do laundry for the
palace guard. And well, you know those guards. Five hundred pairs of
sweaty loincloth aren’t gonna wash themselves . . . ”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Huh? But Raze, outside you were saying . . . “ Slab started.<br />
<br />
<br />
The smaller oni stomped on the bigger one’s foot. “Shut it!” he hissed.<br />
<br />
<br />
Laughter ran throughout the throne room, as Ruthless seemed to find the
two of them quite amusing. “A comedy duo to congratulate my victory, how
thoughtful! But now now, no need to be coy, little swamp rat. Why don’t
you come forward and show me those papers you’re holding?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Er, what papers?” Raze said quickly, trying to hide them behind his
back. Before he could work out a plan of escape, he felt the butt of a
spear drive into him from behind, driving him forward. “Gah! What
gives?!”<br />
<br />
<br />
Another blow spurred him further, stumbling over himself towards the
throne. Looking behind himself, he saw several palace guards had entered
the throne room. They had once served Conquer . . . now they served
Ruthless.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Hey!” Slab moved to defend his smaller companion, but two spears
crossed in front of him to bar his path. Another pair of guards advanced
in from behind, forming a ring of steel around hm. They pressed in, not
allowing him room to swing his tetsubos.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Just him,” Ruthless said to them, beckoning Raze closer.<br />
<br />
<br />
Seeing no choice in the matter, Raze advanced until he stood before the
throne, close enough to feel the heat radiating from Riptide’s blistered
and hairy buttocks. He extended the papers with shaking hands.<br />
<br />
<br />
Ruthless read through them once, completely, before letting out a snort.
“A dusty old treaty, forged a millennia ago and forgotten before you
were born. You really thought this would have any meaning here?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“It was merely a suggestion, my lord,” Raze said obsequiously.<br />
<br />
<br />
“What it was . . . was FOOLISH!” Ruthless suddenly roared. He ripped the documents to shreds before Raze’s eyes.<br />
<br />
<br />
“No!” he cried in dismay before he could stop himself. Scraps of paper
fell all around him, littering the polished floor. “Those were
valuable--a piece of our history!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“History? Pah!” Ruthless spat. “All garbage. The only thing that’s real
is the here and now. Nothing else matters. That is why the throne is
mine, won by my cunning and skill, not through dusty rulings set forth
by the long dead.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“You’re wrong! You have won nothing!” Raze said, finding his courage in the heat of the moment.<br />
<br />
<br />
Ruthless looked down at him. “Ohhh?” He smirked. “And would you dispute
with me, as Riptide did?” Another ferocious spank on the upturned
buttocks, another moan into the grizzled veteran’s gag. Raze gulped.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Conquer is gone away . . . that is all,” he said nervously, trying to
convince the arrogant warlord with reason if not through might. “In his
absence, our duty is only to locate him, and offer assistance if
necessary. Not to . . . declare yourself master and take what you have
not earned.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yeah, dad’s gonna be real mad that you’re sitting in his chair,” Slab put in.<br />
<br />
<br />
Ruthless’s gaze darkened, and he stood, leaving the bound and growling
Riptide to flop naked onto the floor where he yelped at landing on his
ass. “I am King now,” he said in a steely voice. “Anyone who says
otherwise will find their personal circumstances becoming most . . .
unpleasant. I offer you one last chance. Do you recognize me as your new
lord?”<br />
<br />
<br />
The slender green oni bit his lip. “No, you’re not king,” he said,
deciding that if he’d already come this far, there was no more harm to
be done. They were doomed either way now. “The only way to become King
here would be if you fought Conquer in single combat and emerged
victorious . . . which the whole kingdom knows you’d never have the
balls to do. You’re just a coward who’s trying to take the wheel while
no one’s looking.”<br />
<br />
<br />
The warlord stepped forward. “A coward, am I?” he spoke, his voice
hissing, and a wisp of flame issued from his nostril. “Foolish little
demon. As Conquer’s aide you were kept insulated from the true ways of
our kind. You are truly blind to the ways of our world.” He took Raze’s
chin and angled his face upward, forcing him to meet his eyes. “Allow
me to show you . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
Gulping, Raze knew better than to resist as he was taken, turned around,
and bent forward, his fundoshi pushed to the side to expose his butt.
He grimaced as Ruthless’s hands grasped his hips. Well, I’m really in
for it now!<br />
<br />
<br />
On the floor in front of him, Riptide struggled in fits, knowing his
reprieve would only be temporary. Looking between his legs, Raze could
see Slab getting overpowered by four of the burly guardsmen. None were
as strong as his brother, but working together they were able to
manhandle him how they liked and snatch away his fundoshi over his
protests. Raze closed his eyes tight as he felt the usurper’s cock
aligning with his rather tight hole, praying he wasn’t about to be raped
to death.<br />
<br />
<br />
This was gonna suck.<br />
<br />
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<b>Part 3</b></div>
<br />
“Well that could have gone better . . . “ Raze said sourly as he walked stiffly along.<br />
<br />
<br />
“You said it, bro,” agreed Slab, stopping every few seconds to rub his butt.<br />
<br />
<br />
Both brothers were in considerable discomfort following their meeting
with the new ‘king of the realm’. They’d ended up provided quite an
entertaining diversion for him and his guards. Raze seethed in wounded
pride, recalling the feel of Ruthless’s hardness pounding into him.<br />
<br />
<br />
For Slab’s part, his round and muscular rump had drawn some unwelcome
attention from the elite guards who’d subdued him. They’d spanked him
good and hard, making his firm cheeks bounce in pain, and competed
amongst each other to see who could raise the largest welt on the broad
buttocks or the loudest cry from their hapless victim. Once his entire
backside was a single mass of red, they’d finished by plugging his
various ends with their rampant dicks--one in his mouth, and two up his
ass. The ones who couldn’t squeeze in had to make do with pumping their
seed all over his body while the others did their thing, leaving him a
sticky embarrassed mess once they were finished.<br />
<br />
<br />
Since tigerskin fundoshi were rather skimpy even on the slimmest of oni
who wore them, much less one with Slab’s colossal frame, most of his
punished ass cheeks were plainly on display as he walked in front. Raze
kept finding his eyes wandering to them as they absently flexed, looking
so deliciously punished as they journeyed through the swamp together.<br />
<br />
<br />
Since his own rear was unmarked, it’d be easy to assume that Raze got
off lighter than his brother. But receiving the personal attentions of
the kingdom’s new ruler had still been less than pleasant. He’d escaped a
spanking and a gangbang, true, but had paid for it in other ways.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze wasn’t certain if the arrogant demon had called upon his volcanic
powers while having his way with him, or if it was simply an aspect of
all red oni’s seed he’d been hitherto unaware of--but the general’s
semen had burned like hot lava when it got released into him. It’d
flooded every inch of his anus, and then seemed to flow deeper,
eventually feeling like it was burning a hole through his insides. Even
now, Raze felt like he should be checking to see if any smoke was
issuing out of his raped asshole, the heat lingered so in his most
private region.<br />
<br />
<br />
“At least they let us go . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yeah,” Raze coughed, tearing his eyes away from his brother’s muscular
ass and back to the matter at hand. It had been a lucky break for them
indeed that Ruthless had been feeling generous . . . though he knew that
hadn’t been the real reason they’d been released. Rather than an act of
mercy on Ruthless’s part, it had just been another way for the arrogant
warlord to mock them. The action said they were so pathetic that they
weren’t even worth taking as slaves. Raze didn’t mention that to to Slab
though. Why ruin his simple brother’s good mood?<br />
<br />
<br />
Riptide had been a different matter. Being the biggest rival for the
throne before his defeat, Ruthless had made an example of the proud
hairy oni by stringing him up in a prominent place right at the palace
gates, with his soldiers encouraged to enliven their dull watch duty by
having their way with him any hour of the day and night. Now all who
entered could witness the raider captain’s humiliation, and think better
of doing anything to risk joining him.<br />
<br />
<br />
“So what’re we gonna do now?” Slab asked morosely.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Plan B,” Raze answered, trying to sound confident even though all his
instincts were telling him to cut his losses while he could. To run to
the hills and hide himself away, living the rest of his life quietly as a
hermit. But he couldn’t do that . . . not while there was still a
chance to get the real king back on the throne.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze had been born the runt of his litter, and half his life had been
spent learning to avoid the casual tortures of his brothers, cousins,
and everyone else. In a world where anyone could overpower and rape you
on a whim, Raze had been forced to sneak, hide, and do all manner of
unpleasant things just to survive. No one had ever thought he would
amount to anything on account of his size and weak muscle power.<br />
<br />
<br />
Not until Conquer had taken notice of him.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze’s existence had only became bearable once he was made into his
powerful father’s aide. Here, his true talents could shine.
Organization, bookkeeping, a keen wit, keeping track of small details,
learning about the kingdom so he could expound upon any topic without a
moment’s delay--these were the functions he was suited for. And he had
been acknowledged for performing them! Conquer himself had favored him
with brief smiles, nods for tasks well done . . . at least when Slake
hadn’t been around to steal all the attention away . . . And that had
been more than enough.<br />
<br />
<br />
He just couldn’t serve any other king, especially not one like Ruthless.
Conquer had been the only one to see the potential in him. Conquer had
been the one who’d lifted him out of the muck. He couldn’t go back to
his life before that. No, he <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">wouldn’t</i> go back. He had to somehow locate the all-powerful ruler, wherever he was.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Hey Slab . . . what do you think of our father?” he asked suddenly, thoughts of the man spinning through his own head.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Huh?" Slab stopped, looking confused. "Well, he’s great,” he answered, “I mean, he’s the King.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“So you still see him as King?”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab seemed to consider. “Well, nobody knows where he is. So if he comes back . . . yeah, I guess.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze nodded, thankful for a distraction from his turbulent thoughts. He
could always talk to his dunce of a brother, at least. “And so you’d be
upset if he got overthrown?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Hmmm . . . I didn’t say that.“<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yes, of course--wait, what?!” Raze asked, not expecting that answer from his simple brother.<br />
<br />
<br />
The large oni gave a small shrug. “It’s our circle of life, you know? A
fella is on top for a while, ‘til another guy comes along who’s bigger
and stronger, and he knocks ‘im down. Then it just repeats again, over
and over. Survival of the fittest and all.” Slab made a face as he
slogged through a deep section of muck. “I’ve always thought it was
kinda weird, actually. Everybody else’s position changes all time,
everybody ‘cept for dad’s.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“I see,“ said Raze, having never thought of it that way.<br />
<br />
<br />
“I mean, not that I mind! It’s prob’ly just that he’s so, y’know,
strong. Everyone’s afraid to fight him because they’d just get creamed.”<br />
<br />
<br />
There was a moment of silence as both acknowledged the plain truth of Slab’s words.<br />
<br />
<br />
“I wouldn’t want it to be Ruthless who took over, though.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“No?” Raze asked.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Naw, he’s just mean. And I don’t think he really cares about making our kingdom better . . . He just wants <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">himself</i> to be powerful.” Slab gave a lumbering sigh. “Actually, I kinda always wanted it to be Slake.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Slake?!” Raze said, astonished that Slab even still remembered their
eldest, and most foolhardy, brother. “But he used to bully you every
day. Didn’t he used to tan your rump far redder than <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">this</i>--” he poked a talon into a beefy cheek, “--just for looking at him the wrong way?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Uhhh, well yeah, he did. But . . . he wasn’t mean about it, you know?
He was just, uh, establishing the pecking order. It’s not like he
actually enjoyed makin’ me beg and plead all those times.”<br />
<br />
<br />Raze raised an eyebrow. “But I’m pretty sure he did enjoy it. A lot.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Well, okay,” Slab acknowledged. “Ummmm. But when Slake did it, it was
always for a reason . . . When Ruthless does it, it’s just because he
can.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“I don’t really see a difference.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab scratched his head. “It’s hard to explain.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Don’t strain yourself.” Raze rolled his eyes. “It’s a moot point
anyway. Slake’s gone and won’t be coming back for a good long time . . .
if ever. I took a look once at the spell that Conquer used to banish
him. It’s a real doozy.” He gave a little shiver. “Blacker than black
sorcery.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Awww . . . “ Slab looked dejected again. “I kinda miss him. Say . . . “
he looked around, seeming to notice where they were for the first time.
“Where are we, anyway? Looks sorta familiar . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
“I don’t know why it should look familiar to you,” Raze told him, “But
for your information we’re right in the middle of Swamp Brackish.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Ohhh . . . “ Slab looked all around. On the whole, the place looked
disgusting. A sort of green ooze lay over the ground everywhere, and a
haze of mosquitos hovered over the travellers. There were tall, heavy
trees interspersed, poking through the fetid muck with thick vines
hanging off them. The only larger animals they could see were frogs and
snakes.<br />
<br />
<br />
“It’s also the place where I was born.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Huh, you were born here?!” Slab asked, his mouth opening wide. “Wow, so you mean King Conquer himself came here and . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
“ . . . and mixed his essence with this very swamp, yes.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Wow . . . “ Slab said again as his eyes widened like dinner plates, and
he looked around in new appreciation. He imagined the king’s virility
in action, the majesty of his powerful loins . . .<br />
<br />
<br />
“And then I popped out a month or so later.” Raze’s eyes lowered as he
remembered. His first memory had been of opening his eyes to see his
larger, more impressive swamp brothers surrounding him, all grinning.
They’d begun playing their ‘games’ with him very quickly after that. “Of
course, father was long gone by then. Some urgent matter needed his
attention. An invading army probably. Or a new dimensional nexus. A king
is always busy.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“OH!” Slab snapped his meaty fingers. “THAT’S why I thought this place
looked familiar, bro! This gross muck that’s all over everything.” He
rubbed the oozing bark of a tree trunk, then smeared his hand over
Raze’s chest. “It matches you! See? I guess you really are from here!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yeah . . . thanks,” Raze said in distaste, trying and failing to wipe the gunk back off.<br />
<br />
<br />
They continued on for another few hours, picking their way carefully
through the marsh. It was not a pleasant trip. Sometimes there was no
dry land to walk on, so they’d have to wade instead. And the further in
they went, the more the place reeked of sweltering pus. Dead animals
were seen floating face-down in the green ooze. Raze and Slab were soon
worn out and tired, as well as hungry since they knew better than to eat
anything in swamp either, as most things that looked edible there were
in fact poisonous.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh!” Slab suddenly cried out.<br />
<br />
<br />
“What is it now?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“I think a snake just brushed against my leg . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
“ . . . Ah.” Raze climbed up to a spot of dry land and turned to face
his larger brother. “Hmm. Maybe this would be a good point to let you
know what our true purpose in coming here is. Do you remember the
incident on your first campaign?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Uhh, which one?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“The one where you . . . tripped.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh!” Slab immediately blushed. “Y--yeah . . . that was pretty
embarrassing. Because of me, the whole army was held up for a while . . .
Dad paddled me good and hard later on for bein’ clumsy, too.“ Slab
massaged his ass at the memory.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Right. You somehow uncovered a whole nest of tentacles, and we weren’t
able to keep marching until Conquer negotiated a deal with the them. In
return for free passage, he ‘loaned’ them Slake for a while.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Hey, yeah! I remember. You were right with dad when he did that, right?
That must’ve been cool. . . . Better than where I was.” Slab recalled
the feeling of being wrapped in tentacles and hefted into the air for a
good milking. He and a bunch of the others had been nabbed when the
tentacles attacked that day. Even General Ruthless had been easily
caught.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yes . . . “ Raze paused now, seeming unsure of how to proceed. He began
to pace back and forth is. “The truth is though . . . when Conquer and
the tentacles spoke mind to mind . . . I heard them too. In my head. I
heard their whole conversation.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Huh?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“I’m not sure how to explain it. But it was like . . . I could eavesdrop on their mental contact.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“How?” Slab asked. “Nobody else could.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze scuffed his foot on a tuft of lichen. “I wasn’t sure. And at first I
thought it was just my imagination. But the more I thought about it . .
. I think I’m actually the reason they were able to talk at all. Or
rather, that I was the link between them. Everything happened so fast. I
was huddled behind Conquer in terror, we were in close physical contact
. . . ”<br />
<br />
<br />
“ . . . I don’t get it.“ Slab scratched his bald head.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Neither did I, until I did a little research,” Raze told him. “It turns
out those tentacles are from this very swamp. The same one I was
conceived in. I think my inborn attunement to this land must give me
some sort of . . . natural connection to it, and everything that lives
here--including the tentacles. In Conquer’s fervor to find a solution,
he drew on my mental link without realizing it and made it stronger.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“So you can talk to tentacles?” Slab asked dubiously.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yes . . . “ Raze nodded. “Though it’s not so much ‘talking’, as
‘bartering’. Their minds work a lot differently from ours. When they’re
awake, all they ever really want is to catch and feed on what they
consider prey.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab scratched his head again.<br />
<br />
<br />
“But anyway . . . now that we’re here, I know that my plan can work.
Where persuasion failed, brute force will win out. And there’s no way
Ruthless can beat a whole army of tentacles invading his castle.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“A whole army? Wait a sec, where are we gonna get an army?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Haven’t you realized it, Slab? This whole time we’ve been talking, I’ve
been communicating with them. And they’ve already agreed to my plan.”
Raze tilted his head to something over Slab’s shoulder.<br />
<br />
<br />
He turned around with a gasp. As far as the eye could see, Swamp
Brackish was now crawling with tentacle monsters. Every few seconds
another would pop up, thrusting out of the water. His mind couldn’t
grasp how the land could even support so many. In fact, he was only now
realizing that many of the vine covered ‘trees’ they’d passed by had
actually been tentacles in some sort of dormant state which were now all
awakening at once.<br />
<br />
<br />
“They sorta like me from what I can tell, so they’re willing to help
out. Sounds like oni are a real delicacy to them anyway, so it didn’t
even take much convincing.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab was still in the midst of being astounded by their numbers in fact,
when the first pair swooped down and wrapped around his biceps.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Uhh!” he gasped as he was then lifted off his feet by the slimy things. “Uhhh, bro?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Oh . . . yeah, sorry, Slab. One of their conditions for helping me is a
‘sample’ of what they’ll find once we’re in the palace. I had the
feeling they’d ask for something like that from our last encounter, so I
brought you along.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Slab gulped nervously as more tentacles slithered up, twining around his
beefy muscles and coating his body in some sort of clear liquid that
made him tingle. With a snap, his fundoshi came loose and sailed down.
“A sample? Y--you mean . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yep, they’re gonna drain every ounce of spunk out of you,” Raze told him plainly.<br />
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“Whaaat! Aw man, not again . . . “ Slab moaned unhappily as the
tentacles got to work. One was already poking curiously at his hole,
while another was preemptively stroking his big balls. When another
tentacle jammed into his open mouth, it was clear he wouldn’t be going
anywhere for a while.<br />
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Raze just leaned back and watched.<br />
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When Raze walked through the palace for the second time that cycle, it
was far different from the first. No longer did he hide or skulk in the
shadows, shrinking from every other oni who came into sight. No, now he
boldly marched towards his destination, chest puffed out and face held
high.<br />
<br />
<br />
His overwhelming tactical advantage did a lot to boost his self-esteem.
The look on everyone’s faces had been priceless when the tentacles had
sprang up out of the ground all around them, bursting through the
obsidian floors and breaking in through the barbed windows. Most hadn’t
even had time to grab their weapons.<br />
<br />
<br />
Rather than challenging his approach, all the cocksure oni guards who
patrolled the palace were now too busy being held tightly in slimy
coils. Any who struggled too much found their vulnerable backsides
immediately crammed with one or more tentacle heads, and their manhoods
grasped to be milked dry. It was a veritable feast for the tentacles,
who hadn’t had such an opportunity in ages.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Sorry guys . . . normally there’s a seal around the palace to prevent
these fellas from getting in. Your bad luck that I knew a back way,” he
told them nonchalantly. Finding a weak point in the palace’s perimeter
to allow the tentacles through had been child’s play, since it’d used to
be one of his responsibilities to make sure the the seal was maintained
in the first place.<br />
<br />
<br />
The only responses he got back were either curses or, more often than
not, helpless moans. Raze smirked. Finally, he was the one with the
advantage.<br />
<br />
<br />
The doors to the throne room were already open when he reached them, but
he gave a little knock anyway. Apparently Ruthless had been holding
audience or, more likely, extracting tribute from his new ‘subjects’
when he’d been interrupted. The king didn’t look too pleased with his
new position now though. His wrists and ankles were all wrapped securely
by the slimy lengths, pulling down and forcing him to remain seated on
the throne he’d stolen.<br />
<br />
<br />
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!” he was raging.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Now now, Warlord, no need to get upset. I believe you’ve met my friends
here before, haven’t you?” Raze stroked one of the tentacles that
travelled with him, inspiring it to purr like a kitten.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Raze! You dare show your face here again?!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“That’s right. I don’t think we truly finished our discussion last time. Do you?”<br />
<br />
<br />
Ruthless seemed to hesitate, his eyes darting from the tentacles so
vexingly holding him in place to the ones that seemed to follow Raze
about like loving pets, apparently obeying his every command. “I . . .
have nothing further to discuss with you.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“That’s fine, actually, because the discussion I’m planning to have only involves you <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">listening</i>,
not speaking,” Raze said. He snapped his fingers. Just like that, a
tentacle burst from those clustered around him and shot right into
Ruthless’s mouth, instantly gagging the man.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Mmph?! GRRMMMPH!” The upstart king growled in outrage as he flexed uselessly on his throne.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Now then, where were we? Ah yes, you were going to relinquish all claim
to the crown, I believe . . . and publicly denounce yourself for rising
above your station.”<br />
<br />
<br />
“MMPH!?” Ruthless didn’t seem to take kindly to that idea. He battled
with the tentacle gagging him, trying to force it out of his mouth while
the armrests of the throne rattled with his efforts to move his arms.<br />
<br />
<br />
Raze sighed. “This would go so much easier if you’d simply agree to my
very reasonable terms, lord Ruthless . . . it took me all day to think
them up, you know.” The slight oni shook his head sadly, before snapping
his fingers again. The tentacles wrapped around Ruthless’s ankles
immediately shot up, upending the muscular red demon so his back was on
the throne’s seat, his legs up in the air.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Phmmff?” Ruthless said, looking concerned at the position he found himself in.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Now let’s try this again. Here, I’ll even sweeten the deal. You
renounce the crown and agree to serve in a probationary capacity as
regent instead. Yes or no?”<br />
<br />
<br />
It took only a second for Ruthless to give an answer. While he remained
gag, the enraged grunt he emitted could only have been a negative.<br />
<br />
<br />
“I had hoped it would not come to this . . . “ Raze said in sadness,
though the bulge he was sporting in his fundoshi said otherwise.<br />
<br />
<br />
He gestured, and the warlord’s loincloth was thrown aside, his manly and
muscular red backside exposed to several delighted feelers. Ruthless
could only shiver and writhe in anger as one, then two, then three thick
lengths all sought to fit themselves inside him.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Ooh, tight squeeze, huh? Too bad. It looks like you haven’t been loosened up in a while. But my friends do hate to be denied.”<br />
<br />
<br />
Ruthless winced and gasped as they slowly all crammed in, the tentacles
holding his ankles pulling them further apart to allow their brothers
more access. “GRRRRGHH!”<br />
<br />
<br />
“Yes, I’m sure.”<br />
<br />
<br />
The warlord fought and resisted as much as his upended position would
allow, but it was clear the tentacles would be having their way with him
whether he wanted them to or not. With a shudder, his resistance began
to ebb. The slimy invaders snuggling into his rear drained his strength
to fight on, and his muscles slackened. The slimy tentacles began a
series of pistoning movements, taking turns pressing deep inside his
ass.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Mmph! Mmmmmmph . . . !”<br />
<br />
<br />
“This can end anytime you like . . . “<br />
<br />
<br />
Ruthless looked angrily at the smirking Raze. Somehow the runt now held
all the power over him and he could simply not understand how it had
occurred. He sat on the throne now. That made him the strongest oni in
the land. No one should be able to force such indignities on him. No
one! Certainly not the weakest of all the pathetic princes. <br />
<br />
<br />
But he had only ever counted on an attack from his own kind. A tentacle
assault was completely unexpected, and one which had never happened in
living memory. If Ruthless ever bothered to read the historical archives
like Raze did, of course, he would have known that tentacle attacks on
oni settlements used to be far more common. But he would have judged
such an activity to be a waste of time that would be better put to use
positioning himself to seize power.<br />
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To the haughty warlord’s great humiliation, the unspeakable then
happened. As he was fucked so maddeningly, squirming and wincing, held
down on his own throne, his clenching hole used so . . . plump red balls
bouncing with every thrust . . . he began to grow aroused.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Ooh!” Raze practically squealed when he caught sight of the rising
boner. “Does the big bad Ruthless actually enjoy what’s happening to
him?”<br />
<br />
<br />
“MMPH!” The red oni grunted a denial, but then an especially hard thrust
speared him and he let out a trembling groan. His hard-on grew another
inch.<br />
<br />
<br />
It was suddenly grasped by Raze. “Perhaps you’re more willing to discuss
our terms now,” he asked, giving a firm squeeze to the pulsing rod.
That caused Ruthless to further jerk and quiver.<br />
<br />
<br />
“Now . . . let’s get this straight. You will resign from the throne. The full might of this kingdom will be put, <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">not</i>
to filling your own personal essence, but with locating our true
rightful king: Conquer. You will never seek to challenge him--or
me--again. You will declare yourself Regent only, and <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">I</i> shall be posted as your closest advisor.”<br />
<br />
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Ruthless let out another moan at the indignity that would bring. If he
did as the lanky oni insisted, the meaning would be clear to every demon
in the kingdom. Ruthless might rule for a time in name, but Raze would
hold all the real power.<br />
<br />
<br />
Rather than fight against his fate further however, he felt himself
spurting--once, twice, then three times as Raze jerked him in time with
each new thrust into his ravaged ass. An instant later, he felt the
tentacles orgasm as well, filling his hole and mouth with their fluids.
Their task finished, they slid out of him and returned to the
underground from which they’d sprang. With their release Ruthless
collapsed on the throne, a naked mess with no more resistance to give.<br />
<br />
<br />
“I’ll take that as a yes,” Raze said dismissively to the moaning
warlord, and wiped the semen on his hand off against the red oni’s leg.
The clacking of his footsteps on the obsidian floor as he made his exit
had a note of finality to them, as much as the ooze which now leaked
from Ruthless’s hole and dribbled down his chin.<br />
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As discussions went in the oni realm, Raze had won this one rather definitively. SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-34001723969996556112013-05-25T12:47:00.001-04:002013-05-25T12:47:12.355-04:00Where I'm At<div style="text-align: center;">
So the posts have been a mite slow here lately, but it's not because I've been slacking off from the internet or anything. On the contrary! I am more sites than ever! I am like a very thin crust on a very large pastry.</div>
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So where <i>have</i> I been posting?</div>
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Welllll, in addition to my <a href="http://soupgoblin.tumblr.com/">regular tumblr</a> . . . </div>
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. . . which is mostly pictures like this--screencaps of hunky anime/videogame/comic men, and random stuff I reblog) I also now have . . . a <a href="http://7notesofmusic.tumblr.com/">personal tumblr</a>!</div>
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<a href="http://7notesofmusic.tumblr.com/">7 Notes of Music</a>. Which exists to give me an outlet for<i> non-</i>pornopraphic thoughts. Because believe it or not, <i>sometimes I get tired of always talking about porn.</i></div>
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Also, I have yet anther tumblr, a third one! This one called, er, <a href="http://spankomorphs.tumblr.com/">SpankoMorphs</a>!</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">aaaand we're back to the porn</span></div>
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This one is dedicated to the, literally, hundreds of pictures I've photomorphed over the years into silly spanking mini-comics. I've made them for personal enjoyment and for sharing with friends mostly, but have now decided to release them to the public as well! So anyone with a male spanking fetish or who just enjoys grown men in pain and/or just chagrined and embarrassed should totally <a href="http://spankomorphs.tumblr.com/">check it out</a>~</div>
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I've also made a <a href="http://gaymerconnect.com/users/soupgoblin">profile</a> on <a href="http://gaymerconnect.com/">GaymerConnect</a>. GUYS! There is a social networking site for LGBT videogame addicts. WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME????</div>
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It is also closely linked to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GaymerX">GaymerX</a> convention, which looks SO AWESOME and I'd dearly love to travel to but, alas, one convention a year is all my budget can handle. (more on that below)</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">'Oni Games' by <a href="http://www.y-gallery.net/user/rubensum">Rubensum </a></span></div>
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I'm also still most active of all on <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/croup/">my Furaffinity page</a>, where I write dirty stories about muscular, multi-colored oni. I've made so many friends there! The best of whom, I am soon going on a little trip with to . . .</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Spartan '300' cosplayers. I'm told they are regular visitors. No, that's not the only reason I'm going!</span></div>
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<a href="http://www.dragoncon.org/">DRAGON*CON</a>! Oh man you guys. This is gonna be so much fun and I've been trying to save money all year for it and it's all me and my friends talk about and it's gonna be GREAT. It's held at the end of August, and I know it's kinda late now to make arrangements, but if anyone else happens to be going and you wanna make plans to meet up, just let me know, through email or comment! </div>
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And that's pretty much where I'm at. :]</div>
SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-31356871394728884992013-05-08T22:25:00.001-04:002013-05-08T22:26:09.400-04:00Tending Bar<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So I started watching Trigun recently. (Yeah, I know I'm a bit late. Shut up!)</div>
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But in the first episode . . . there is a hunky bartender.</div>
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A <i>very</i> hunky bartender.</div>
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Did I mention he was hunky?</div>
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Because he totally is.<br />
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Less than a minute of screen time total. <i>But apparently enough to capture my heart.</i></div>
SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-77827541801368087032013-04-28T18:55:00.001-04:002013-04-28T19:16:12.462-04:00The Main Man<div style="text-align: center;">
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Warning for the weak of heart! This post is going to feature heavy amounts of gore and fragging.</div>
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That's because this post is on Lobo, the Main Man himself! And they are his stock and trade.</div>
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Lobo is a mercenary space-biker bounty hunter, and is the last of his race, the Czarnians!</div>
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(that's because he killed all the others himself, natch)</div>
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Being reasonable to him ain't gonna get you diddly.</div>
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He's crass and rude, too!</div>
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We know that he apparently sleeps naked, and doesn't like to get woken up.</div>
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Anyway, then he sorta kills a lot of people.</div>
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Oh Lobo!</div>
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Some other random moments with Lobo.</div>
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About to lock lips with Guy Gardner!</div>
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Tanglin' with Despero.</div>
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Who apparently is naked by default a lot of the time? Think I gotta do a Despero post now. *____*</div>
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Hairy chested.</div>
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In bondage.</div>
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Fighting a bunch of so-called heroes!</div>
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Treasure trail.</div>
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Fighting demons who wear verrrry tiny thongs.</div>
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Nice "trapdoor" there, Lobo.</div>
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Gettin' beat on by a Wolverine-looking guy.</div>
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In bondage.</div>
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More bondage.</div>
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Scoring with all the babes.</div>
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LOTS of Lobos!</div>
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Urinal.</div>
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For his birthday party, these sassy dames made him and all his friends strip to their undies.</div>
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It would've gone even further, but then stupidhead here interrupted things. :0</div>
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Prison outfit.</div>
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More babes. Where does he find them all?</div>
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Dinos! :D</div>
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. . . Running naked from the dinos!</div>
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Talk about a pasty white butt.</div>
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Construction workers! *drool* </div>
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Dragging some big guy around by his nosering~</div>
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MORE babes! </div>
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Waking up in the desert without any clothes . . . just another day for Lobo.</div>
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Getting payback on the bastiches who did that.</div>
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At some point Lobo finds himself in the afterlife.</div>
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Specifically, hell.</div>
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Is this a <i>Sandman</i> tie-in, because Duma is here? :0</div>
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aka. Muscle Bomber: The Body Explosion!</div>
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Released in the early 90s by Capcom, it was a wrestling game that also had some ties to the Street Fighter franchise! It was also unbearably homo-erotic because, I mean, <i>wrestling game</i>.</div>
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Character design were done by the man behind Fist of the North Star, Tetsuo Hara.</div>
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Just stockpiled to the rafters with beefy, muscly goodness.</div>
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For more information I'd recommend <a href="http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/slammasters/slammasters.htm">Hardcore Gaming 101</a>!</div>
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And also this Bears in Games vid. x3</div>
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While we're at it, this awesome animated TV commercial I found!</div>
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So yeah, Muscle Bomber.</div>
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DID I MENTION THAT HAGGAR FROM FINAL FIGHT IS IN IT?!</div>
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Oh Haggar, you can pound me any day.</div>
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There's also a bunch of other dudes.</div>
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Like Biff Slamkovich, Russian wrestler who is close, personal friends with Zangief!<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: arial; font-size: small;"><b></b></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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And Gunloc, aka. Lucky Colt, Biff's rival. He is Guile's brother in some continuities! He and Biff trained together under Haggar. :3<!--3--><!--3--></div>
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My favorite however is this guy here, Rip Saber. And for a very simple reason which I'll get to in just a moment. u_u</div>
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He's not from the first game, but rather the sequel, which dumped the wrestling gameplay for more of a straightforward fighting game engine. Not as much fun, sadly. But we got a few new characters! (also, check out Haggar giving Lucky Colt a noogie up there, awww, so cute)</div>
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Anyway, the simple reason I like Rip Saber best? Well . . .</div>
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He wears a backless costume to wrestle in that shows a great deal of ass cleavage.</div>
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Yeah, it's as simple as that!<br />
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Screencaps graciously contributed by Lucky Stallion of <a href="http://www.barbaricbrawn.com/">Barbaric Brawn</a>! (who is awesome, and you should all go read his blog if you like hunky barbarians and wrestlers and orcs and Greek gods and huge naked guys. u_u)</div>
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It takes quite a man to wrestle while exposing such a luscious target.</div>
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Muscle Bomber!</div>
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It's been a while since we had a big ol' fundoshi post, eh!</div>
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Perhaps . . . TOO LONG?</div>
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Let's fix that.</div>
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An all-purpose undergarment worn by all manner of men~</div>
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My favorite thing about fundoshi, however?</div>
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How much ass it exposes. u_u</div>
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But I feel we're missing the true meaning of fundoshi here.</div>
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Which is that, this is an undergarment meant to be shared!</div>
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B--brotherhood. >_></div>
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This is what happens when you get a bunch of guys together in their underwear.</div>
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As in every fundoshi post, some mention should be made on just how difficult they are to get on.</div>
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It is truly an intricate task that not every man is suited to.</div>
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Rest easy in the knowledge that they're much easier to take off than put on.</div>
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These can make wearing a fundoshi awkward, and cause unsightly bulges.</div>
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You guys have enough teasing yet?</div>
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I think you have. Don't you?</div>
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Let's wrap things up with a little action so y'all can let loose a bit.</div>
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That's better!</div>
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Fundoshi~</div>
SoupGoblinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06556184319955241673noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5959919.post-59281192424976878112013-04-13T09:16:00.000-04:002013-04-13T10:38:16.132-04:00Slake Saga: Forging BondsMore stuff with Slake! At this point in <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8152202/">Damian's Tournament</a>, Zyxxs and I got really into the idea of making our characters pals, so we RP'd the fuck out of them together. Hence this entire blog post of what basically amount to RP logs. I don't think there's even much sex in this one. It's mostly just character interaction. But it's still good! Well, if you're me and Zyxxs.<br />
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. . . I didn't sell that very well, but go ahead and pretend I did.<br />
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Anyway, the scene opens here in the wake of Conquer's defeat (and, unknown to our heroes, capture) and just what that means to his angsty, angry, steadily getting drunk-off-his-ass, son . . .<br />
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Slake belongs to me, Screwjob belongs to Zyxxs, all other character mentioned or cameo'd belong to their respective owners. :]<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">('On a Short Leash', by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a>, colored by myself)</span></div>
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<b> The Night Before</b></div>
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(co-written with <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zyxxs/">Zyxxs</a>)</div>
<br />
The interior of the gay leather bar was dark, musty, and full of
cigarette smoke -- it was everything that Screwjob loved. He had
dressed in his "Sunday best"...namely, decked himself out in his
favorite leather outfit -- shiny black leather pants, black leather vest
donned over his bare chest, heavy boots, and his favorite biker's cap
perched on his head, nestled neatly between his horns. The troll gulped
down his first shot of a hard ale, his other arm wrapped around his
partner's shoulders -- the blue oni was seated next to him at the bar.<br />
<br />
"Isn't this great, partner?" Screwjob was beaming from ear. "We're
winners! Winners, winners, chicken dinners!" The troll rambled in a
singsong tone. It was the night after their first tournament victory,
and he was in the mood to celebrate.<br />
<br />
"Yeah . . . it's great," said Slake sourly. The oni was nursing a bottle
of spirits, not even bothering with a cup as he slugged the drink back.
He was in a shit mood, despite their team winning. Had been in a shit
mood over a week, really . . . ever since watching the re-run of that
fight, seeing his all-powerful father actually lose . . . though not in
any way satisfactory to Slake. The whole thing made him grind his teeth
and gave him the urge to punch things. And hanging out at a place like
this wasn't going to lift his spirits any.<br />
<br />
For his part, the oni had been obliged to shed his pants before entering
this hole--some kind of tavern that Screwjob had been to before, where
everyone dressed in the tanned hide of cattle. It was obviously sexual,
which had made the big blue fighter roll his eyes when he'd discovered
the kind of place his partner chose to take him to 'celebrate'.
Regardless, the place had a strict dress code and so, in addition to his
fundoshi, Slake also wore a leather collar around his thick neck with a
leash attached to it which Screwjob had 'just happened' to bring along.
Slake wasn't sure, but he suspected his partner was having some fun at
his expense.<br />
<br />
He slammed the bottle down--his third--and turned to glare at the troll.
"Don't see what you're so happy about. That win was nothing . . . Even
if the other side was far stronger, anyone could beat 'em if they know
ahead of time they just gotta knock 'em off those wood pillars . . . It
was meaningless."<br />
<br />
Screwjob turned his head and stared at Slake for a moment, blinking.
The troll had obviously been expecting the oni to be slightly happier
with their victory in the first round. "You oni have a strange, strange
way of celebrating, Blue." The troll waited for the bartender to pour
another shot of ale for him, which he downed in a second. "We had some
pretty tough competition there -- we definitely earned our win. And
come on, after that one night you got trash talked..." The troll just
sighed and decided to stop there, not wanting to press the issue and
irritate the oni more. They were gonna have fun tonight, dammit!<br />
<br />
Just then, a mean-looking dwarf passed behind Screwjob and Slake, with a
brute of an orc in tow -- the greenskin was on a collar and leash, very
similar similar to the one Slake was wearing, and the rest of the orc's
outfit left very little to the imagination.<br />
<br />
The dwarf stopped, and the green beast behind him halted in turn. The
short, stocky bearded man then eyed the pair at the bar up and down --
first Screwjob, and then Slake.<br />
<br />
"Nice pup ye got there, troll!" The dwarf grunted in a thick Scottish accent.<br />
<br />
Screwjob just smiled. "Thanks! Same to you, dwarf!"<br />
<br />
The troll tugged firmly on Slake's leash, hoping the oni would go along
with the act -- he had explained to Slake beforehand that they needed to
keep up appearances and blend in with the crowd.<br />
<br />
"Quite an exotic one. Stupid here and I gotta get going for now, but
we'll have to talk more later -- I'd love to hear all about how you
acquired such a fine-looking beast!" The dwarf took a long drag on a
cigar he was holding in his free hand, nodded to the pair, and with a
tug on his own "pup's" leash, he and his green brute of a slave were off
to tend to their own business.<br />
<br />
"See?" Screwjob turned his attention back to Slake. "The guys here are liking you already!"<br />
<br />
He was met with glaring yellow eyes. "What. The. Fuck. did that dwarf
just call me?" Slake grabbed Screwjob by the sides of his leather vest
and pulled him up so they were chest to chest, the fierce oni glaring
down at his partner. After the week he'd been having, he was NOT in the
mood for this shit.<br />
<br />
Screwjob let out a low, grunting gasp as Slake gripped his vest and pulled him in.<br />
<br />
"Hey! Easy on the leathers, Slake!" It was all too apparent that the
oni was irritated. Screwjob had to defuse this quickly. "Calm down. I
don't expect you to understand the culture of the leather world, but
could you please dig down deep for me and be a little more
understanding? In his own way, he just dealt you a great compliment!"<br />
<br />
Maybe Screwjob did want to show off a little to the crowd...but the
troll struggled to remember why he thought that trying to pose Slake as
his own puppy slave without the oni knowing was a good idea.<br />
<br />
"A compliment?!" Slake snorted and turned back to his beer. <br />
<br />
"Yeah, right. I may not know much about this kinda shit, but I ain't
stupid," he said caustically. Another glug, and he was wiping the foam
from his scruffy chin. " . . . He think I'm yer bitch, don't he."<br />
<br />
The fuckin' idea . . . Him, an Oni prince, thought to be submissive
plaything of a mere troll mercenary. How the mighty had fallen. But
rather than react in prideful anger, such thoughts on this night only
made Slake think on his father again . . . which caused him in turn to
knock back another round. When it looked like Screwjob wasn't drinking
his own glass anymore, Slake took that one too.<br />
<br />
In truth, the oni had never imbibed alcohol in any large quantity. They
didn't have the stuff where he came from . . . mostly just gorged
themselves on the blood of their enemies. And so Slake wasn't even fully
aware how overdrinking could affect him.<br />
<br />
Screwjob just blew out a huge sigh. "Look, I'm sorry if I got a little
overzealous about our night. But by all the gods, Slake, you're being a
huge stick in the mud."<br />
<br />
The troll grumbled, just swirling his next shot around in its tiny
glass. The night was certainly not going as he had hoped. "What's
eating you, man?" Screwjob finally relented. He knew that Slake was a
very private person, but enough was enough. "Come on. Something's
bothering you. Something's been bothering you. Why don't you just come
clean?"<br />
<br />
"Come clean? With who? You?" Slake snorted to himself . . . then paused,
and took a good look at the big ugly troll, his eyes slightly bleary.
For all his faults--and he had many--Screwjob had never turned against
him. Other than a few little tussles, that was, and who could blame him
for that, they were both big guys who liked to roughhouse. But no, as he
thought about it, the troll had never expressed disgust at him, had
never judged. In fact . . . they basically got along. And ever since his
exile, Screwjob was the one person Slake had spent any significant
amount of time with.<br />
<br />
He was practically a friend.<br />
<br />
The oni shuddered at that, and shook his head again, more at himself
than at Screwjob. "Why don't you just mind your own fucking business,
troll. I came out here 'cuz you insisted, but I ain't about to start
spoutin' 'bout my *feelings* like that damn . . . Magic Pony Show."<br />
<br />
He hiccupped.<br />
<br />
Screwjob just grunted, crossing his beefy arms, giving Slake a serious
look. As exasperated as he was, the troll needed a cigar.<br />
<br />
"Slake, I'm really getting tired of your bullshit," Screwjob grumped as
he lit his stogie and started puffing on it. "I'm your partner in all
this; I deserve to know what's wrong. If you leave something to eat
away at you, it's gonna affect our performance -- we'll lose and you
won't get what you're after."<br />
<br />
The troll sighed between a huge puff, patting the oni on his shoulder. "Besides, believe it or not, I do care about you."<br />
<br />
"'What I'm after'? Pah! I've already LOST that 'cause of this DAMN
Tournament!" Slake exploded, suddenly slapping Screwjob's arm away.
Though he could tell the troll's offer was genuine, Slake just wasn't in
the mood to talk about this.<br />
<br />
"Whatever. You wouldn't even understand," he said, nursing another
drink. While Slake resembled a massive brute of hairy and muscular man,
the truth was that in oni years, he was still only a few centuries off
from being a teenager still. He usually hid it well, but the shock of
seeing his father appear before him again and then vanish just as
quickly, coupled with the gallon of ale he'd downed was making it show
through. "No one would."<br />
<br />
Getting up from the bar, Slake started to unsteadily stalk towards the
exit . . . forgetting that Screwjob still held his collar's leash.<br />
<br />
Screwjob found himself growing more and more irritated at the oni's emo,
passive-aggressive attitude, the troll grinding his teeth together
audibly as Slake suddenly got up and started to walk away.<br />
<br />
"No, pup!" Screwjob held fast to the end of Slake's leash, giving the
leash a hard tug the moment it snapped taut. "Come back here!" The
troll was speaking calmly but firmly, as if he was talking to an actual
misbehaving animal.<br />
<br />
Screwjob figured that Slake would be more than pissed off that the troll
was now treating the oni the way he was dressed (or undressed), but
Screwjob needed to take control of the situation. He didn't want Slake
walking out on him -- Screwjob would get to the bottom of the blue one's
troubles one way or another.<br />
<br />
"Urk!" Slake let out as the leather band suddenly tightened around his
neck, getting jerked back by it. He almost lost his balance, but
reclaimed his feet as he whirled around to glare at his partner.<br />
<br />
"What. The. Fuck did YOU just call me?!" he said, also calm, but in his
case dangerously so. He'd been planning to walk off the booze and hike
back to their trailer, but there was no way he was gonna leave the
leather bar now. Not until he gave Screwjob a much-needed ass kicking.<br />
<br />
He took one step towards the troll, fists clenched--but for some reason
the floor kept tilting. Made it hard to walk on it. Before Slake knew it
he was already stumbling, tripping over his own two feet and sending
him headlong right into Screwjob's face. <br />
<br />
"Whoa--whoah--MMPH!" his arms flailed unsteadily as he realized what his
lips were pressed against. Oh, now this was just embarrassing.<br />
<br />
Screwjob smirked as he watched Slake lose his equilibrium and was sent
tumbling in his direction -- the situation couldn't have made a better
turn. The troll literally met the oni with open arms.<br />
<br />
As he felt their lips press together, Screwjob, still holding his cigar,
clutched between two fingers, wrapped a large hand around the back of
Slake's head. He then sent several pulses of sexual energy coursing
into Slake's body, Screwjob's tongue slithering into the oni's mouth.<br />
<br />
"MMMH! Mmmngh . . . " The rough kiss took Slake by surprise, something
his partner was quick to take advantage of. Though he at first tried to
halt and reverse his momentum, the troll was quick to grab the back of
his head and keep him in place. At the same time . . . Slake found
himself actually ENJOYING the experience. Kissing wasn't something an
oni was wired for--romance being virtually unknown among his kind, who
were more concerned with physical dominance and winning control through
force--but before the drunken Slake was aware of what he was doing he
had opened his mouth up, letting Screwjob's tongue in and . . . moaning
against it. And all as he practically melted in the troll's strong arms.<br />
<br />
All he wanted was for the troll to use him as he liked and give him the
most mind-blowing sex he’d ever had. That is . . . until realization hit
him over what Screwjob was really doing.<br />
<br />
"You . . . son of a bitch!" Slake hissed, separating their mouths with a
look of repugnance. It was that troll's damn sex magic again. It'd
momentarily confused him, made him react when he otherwise wouldn't,
increasing the alcohol's effects even more than before . . . and given
him quite the throbbing arousal while he was at it. Slake shoved
Screwjob back, making his heavy barstool slide back a good foot while he
fell back into his own stool, hiding his boner which was peeking over
the edge of his fundoshi so none of the other patrons would see. "I’ve
fuckin' WARNED you not to try that shit on me again."<br />
<br />
Screwjob looked into Slake's deadly-serious eyes as the oni pulled away
from him. The troll could tell that Slake had managed to resist the
magic -- Screwjob inwardly cursed himself for not pouring it on a little
harder. He figured that he could grab Slake and try again, but
ultimately decided not to pursue.<br />
<br />
Screwjob just sighed audibly, flicking his cigar ashes into a nearby
ashtray. "Well, it was worth a shot," the troll mumbled, having to
adjust himself lewdly in his tight leather pants. After a few awkward
moments, the troll spoke up again, "I'm not gonna stop pressing the
issue, Blue. If we're to have a good working relationship, you gotta
tell me what's wrong."<br />
<br />
"Hmph! We're back to that? You really are a nosy bastard," Slake said
harshly, adjusting himself, too. Ever since he'd first met the troll in
the Tournament showers, Screwjob had enjoyed pushing his boundaries.
Towel-snapping his ass with a shit-eating grin. Copping a feel with any
easy opportunity that presented itself. Slake was annoyed at the many
attempts, but had realized over time that it was just Screwjob's way,
and in his own fashion was even paying him a compliment. Didn't mean he
ever had to like it, though.<br />
<br />
But he did settle down this time with a snort, lowering his hackles . . .
if only for the moment. "You really want to know?" he asked as he
regarded his partner, blinking as for a second it looked like there were
two of him. He planted his elbow solidly on the bar and leered smugly
across the polished surface. "Arm-wrestle me."<br />
<br />
Screwjob raised an eyebrow and just stared at the oni for a moment,
curious as to whether or not Slake was actually serious about this.
Screwjob hoped so, as it would be a sign that he was finally breaking
through.<br />
<br />
"OK then, Blue," Screwjob took one long drag off his cigar, and then rested it on top of the ashtray.<br />
<br />
The big troll then followed suit, placing his elbow on the bar and clasping hands with Slake.<br />
<br />
The oni peered into Screwjob's eyes, making sure he was serious about
this. Good, looked like he was. Slake's fingers stretched out for a
moment, then gripped around the troll's, hard. A test of strength. This
was what he'd been wanting. What that damn fight on the pillars hadn't
given him . . . Some people were addicted to drugs. Some to food, or
games, or sex. Slake was addicted to measuring himself up against
others.<br />
<br />
"All right. On three . . . " Slake said, planting himself firmly,
transferring power into his beefy right arm. Screwjob's hand is warm, he
found himself noticing. Clammy, but warm. He shook his head, then
focused totally on the contest. "One . . . Two . . . "<br />
<br />
"THREE!"<br />
<br />
The troll knew what he was up against...an oni's strength was certainly something to not be trifled with.<br />
<br />
Although Screwjob's magic specialties were sex and healing, it wasn't
all he could do...as he was about to show Slake. Channeling, magical
energy suddenly surged into his arm, lending the limb's already great
might with even more, supernatural strength. Screwjob then began to
strain against Slake...and felt the oni fight back powerfully.<br />
<br />
Muscles puffed, fat veins popping as the two men struggled mightily
against each other. Even with the magic leverage that Screwjob was
using, Slake was proving to be more than a match for the troll.
Screwjob, however, was determined to not lose this one and pumped more
magic into his arm. His entire body started to glisten with sweat, and
he felt himself absolutely cooking from his own body heat within his
leathers, and still he would not relent...<br />
<br />
Pushing and grunting...straining and cursing...cracking and...<br />
<br />
Cracking?<br />
<br />
"HEY!" A burly, mustached human bartender suddenly bellowed at the two men, "Watch the bar, assholes!"<br />
<br />
Both men were startled out of their concentration, dropping arms.
Panting loudly, they both looked down simultaneously to see that their
epic arm wrestling struggle had split a rather large crack in the bar's
countertop.<br />
<br />
"Well..." Screwjob wheezed, struggling to catch his breath, his arm
feeling like jelly as the artificial strength within his muscles started
to dissipate. In a way he was glad that the match had ended in a
stalemate...it was like two brick walls pushing together -- they'd have
probably been locked in combat all night long.<br />
<br />
"I did what you asked," Screwjob continued after a moment. As absurd
as it was going to sound, he was determined to not drop the issue. "Now
tell me what's biting your butt already!"<br />
<br />
"Fucking dammit!" Slake snarled as he saw the damage they'd caused.
Fucking weak-ass mortal plane with their pathetic constructions that
were always breaking under his brawn . . .<br />
<br />
"Fine, fine," Slake relented as Screwjob pressed the issue. "You did
give it yer all . . . though no way in hell would it have been enough
without that interference." He glared at the bartender--who for his part
wasn't perturbed at all by the demon, and merely responded with his own
evil eye.<br />
<br />
"May as well just come out with it then," he said, almost like he was
talking to himself now, instead of Screwjob. He peered sideways at the
troll who was still panting from the exertion, while Slake was barely
winded. "Remember that Tournament match I tried to watch last week? The
one you . . . " He scratched a cheek, face coloring a darker blue. " . .
. interrupted?"<br />
<br />
"Try not to get us thrown out, Blue. I do have a good reputation around
here and would very much like to keep it that way," Screwjob nodded an
apology to the bartender before continuing, "And yeah, how can I
forget? Are you still mad about that shit? I've apologized a million
times -- I had a rough night, got stood up, and I wanted to get my mind
off the tourney for a bit. Maybe I was being a bit of an asshole, but
there was no reason for you to try to kill me for the remote."<br />
<br />
Screwjob picked his cigar back up and took another drag, pondering for a
moment before asking, "What was so damn important about that particular
match anyway?"<br />
<br />
"A 'bit' of an asshole?! I couldn't sit all the next day because of the
damn spanking you gave me! Not to mention what else you did to my ass!"
Slake hissed in a loud whisper, glowering and shifting uneasily on his
stool as he recalled the feeling of Screwjob's horny cock pushing it's
way into his hole. It was annoying how the troll had gotten the drop on
him that day . . . but at the same time it was almost expected in the
Oni lands Slake hailed from. There, a good fuck could be the reward for
even the simplest of brawls, and the loser had no choice but to pay up
with his rump. Still, Slake had vowed one day soon to get real even with
the merc.<br />
<br />
"But no, I'm not still fucking mad about that. At least, not right now.
No, that match was . . . special." Slake's eyes took on a faraway look
as he knocked back another gulp. "One of the fighters in it . . . I knew
him. Another oni, like me." At Screwjob's expression urging him to go
on, Slake finally pursed his lips and spat. " . . . My father."<br />
<br />
"Well, you had it coming..." Screwjob mumbled as he cast his eyes
downward, drawing circles on the countertop. Granted, he did feel
ashamed about losing control like he did, but he wasn't about to admit
it. Slake really knew how to push his buttons sometimes...<br />
<br />
"Wait, WHAT!?" Screwjob snapped back to attention, staring at the oni.
"The big red oni was your dad!?" The troll huffed. "Why didn't you tell
me!?"<br />
<br />
Screwjob felt himself getting angry. Slake's father
participating...well, participated, anyway...in the tournament was kind
of a big deal, and Screwjob couldn't help but feel slighted that Slake
had kept that fact a secret from him -- that the blue oni didn't trust
him enough with such information.<br />
<br />
The troll forced himself to calm down, though. He didn't want to blow
up into another argument with Slake -- Screwjob knew how vital it was to
maintain a good working relationship between them. Furthermore, the
troll supposed he should have figured it out for himself -- what were
the chances of two incredibly rare oni (for this realm anyway) entering
the tournament, and not have anything to do with one another?<br />
<br />
"Because it was none of your business, that's why!" Slake shot back.
"It's nobody's business but mine. And besides . . . !" His angry face
softened somewhat, and he looked more glum than anything as he looked
down at his beer. " . . . I'm tellin' you now, ain't I?"<br />
<br />
It was funny. He'd gotten so used to keeping his own peace, making his
own life. Even while under his father's thumb, the prince of his realm,
he hadn't been close with many . . . Trust the wrong person, and you
could find yourself betrayed, sold out to or ambushed by your enemies . .
. But for some reason, he felt like he could trust Screwjob. At least
somewhat.<br />
<br />
"It's funny," Screwjob continued after giving himself a moment to settle himself, "I almost asked your dad to be my partner."<br />
<br />
The big oni chewed his lip as he waited for Screwjob to calm down. An
unusual expression for him. On anyone else it might've looked cute, but
on Slake it just looked strange. That is, until Screwjob revealed his
first choice of partner. "You . . . what?" Slake asked, his frown
turning at once into a huge grin. He leaned back in his stool, , tipping
onto it's back legs and laughing his head off at the thought. "Oh hell!
That's rich!" he said, almost out of breath. He smirked and poked the
troll right in the center of his leather harness. "My old man would've
had you for lunch."<br />
<br />
Screwjob was a little taken aback at Slake's sudden laughter and mockery
at the troll's confession, but Screwjob let it roll off his shoulders
-- mostly because Slake was probably right.<br />
<br />
"It's exactly why I decided not to approach him," Screwjob gently
grabbed Slake's wrist as the oni poked his chest, calmly pushing the
blue hand away. "To be honest, I sensed some really bad vibes coming off
your dad; it got me on edge. There was just something I really didn't
like about him."<br />
<br />
Screwjob wasn't aiming to toss a barb back at Slake by insulting the
oni's father -- the troll was speaking with the utmost honesty. Conquer
may have looked like the ideal partner at first glace, but the more
Screwjob had watched Conquer from afar, observing his mannerisms and
interactions, the louder the alarm bells in the troll's head sounded.<br />
<br />
"If it means anything, I asked you next because you appeared to be
almost as strong as your father. Plus you didn't make me at all
uneasy," Screwjob grinned -- it was another genuine statement,
remembering how he had felt comfortable enough with Slake to flick his
bare butt with a wet towel.<br />
<br />
Slake nodded at Screwjob's caution. "You made the right choice, bud. My
father is--well, let's just say he's not as easy-going as I am." Slake
remembered well the first time he and Screwjob had tried seriously
training together. Halfway through he'd ended up tossing the joking
troll over his knee for a good dose of discipline. If Screwjob had been
partnered with Conquer however . . . that little spanking would've been
just the start of the 'training' he might've put Screwjob through. Hell,
he might even have put the Captivas Curse on Screwjob just to get some
peace and quiet around him. Not that Slake didn't contemplate tying the
troll up and gagging him himself on a frequent basis.<br />
<br />
The oni grimaced as he realized thinking about Screwjob tied up at the
mercy of his father--or his muscled bare ass squirming and clenching
under Conquer's hand--was giving him a boner. Dammit, not again. Ever
since meeting his father in that park he'd been having all sorts of
weird feelings. He bristled and crossed his legs before going on.<br />
<br />
"Where I come from, he rules. He's the king of demons. Trust me on this.
The darkness in him is something you DON'T want to mess with," Slake
advised. "He'll chew you up 'til yer nothing, then spit you back out
just a lump. I've seen him do it to others. Hell, he almost did it to me
. . . And HEY!" He operated on a delayed reaction. "What do you mean I
appeared ALMOST as strong as him!!"<br />
<br />
"King of the Demons, eh? Yep, I definitely know bad news when I see
it," Screwjob nodded, taking another puff, expending his cigar, the
remnants of which he ground into the ashtray. "The 'live dangerously'
side of me does have to wonder, though," He thought aloud, "What it
would have been like to partner with him, exactly. I mean...the cruel
ruler of an entire oni realm...in a way, it would've been...cool...to
fight alongside him. I love me some bad boys, after all!" Screwjob
gave a toothy grin. "Guess I'll just have to settle for the prince
instead."<br />
<br />
Screwjob then threw up his hands defensively as Slake snapped at him,
"Whoa there, Blue. Sorry to insult you, but you yourself just admitted,
in a roundabout way, that you're not as strong as your father."
Screwjob then reached over and gently brushed the side of the oni's
face.<br />
<br />
"Not as strong? I'm JUST as strong. Fuck! I'm stronger! He's just been
*lucky* to best me the times we've fought so far!" Slake said with
gritted teeth, not noticing Screwjob's hand on his face . . . not
feeling it. He was too lost in his own world of old hatred. "But just
you wait! Next time we battle, he's going down! And I'm gonna make him
pay for all the things he's done to me!"<br />
<br />
"Well, regardless, you've outlasted him in this tournament. He bombed
out in his first match while you're still very much in it. I mean, from
what you’re telling me of his douchebaggery, I'm a
little...confused...as to why you're unhappy about that."<br />
<br />
" . . . that's the reason I've been pissed as hell," Slake acknowledged.
"He's already out. Which means I WON'T be fighting him. 'Least not
officially, in this damn tourney. And even worse, I can't even find him
now to rub that loss in his face. It's like . . . he vanished off the
face of this world." He glared into space, imagining what it would feel
like to finally get his hands on his father. There was an audible
*crunch*, and Slake looked down in surprise to see shards of glass
bottle in his closed fist. Another thing he hadn't noticed.<br />
<br />
"You ever want somethin' so bad, that you dedicate your whole being to
acquiring it, ignore everything else . . . only for it to be snatched
outta yer grasp at every turn?" Slake asked Screwjob, showing him the
cuts on his palm from the glass bottle. "That's me and Conquer."<br />
<br />
Screwjob looked away for a moment as Slake mentioned it... where did the
losers of the tournament go anyway? In particular, Screwjob had hoped
to see Kingman and Argo, his and Slake's opponents in the first round,
again...if only to see how they were holding up. But he hadn't seen
nary hide nor hair of the two after their match.<br />
<br />
However, the thought was quickly forgotten as Slake began to pour his
heart out. In a way, Screwjob felt victorious that he had finally
broken the ice with the oni...but for the most part, the troll's
heartstrings were being tugged ferociously. All at once, he understood
where Slake was coming from.<br />
<br />
"Aww, hell, Blue," Screwjob shuffled his barstool even closer to the
oni...so close that they were now touching -- the troll draping a
comforting arm around him. "I had no idea. I really do appreciate you
coming out and trusting me like this, though. It's good to talk about
your feelings -- lest they eat you up inside."<br />
<br />
Screwjob took a moment to rub the oni's back. "You wanna just get out of
here then? I promise I won't press you for more information...but if
you ever need to talk, I'm always around."<br />
<br />
"Pah! Feelin's. Whatever . . . All I feel . . . is rage 'an anger,"
Slake mumbled, slurring out his words. Who would have thought the big
bad oni would turn out to be a sad drunk. "Only thing anyone's gonna
eat, dammit . . . is my fist . . . "<br />
<br />
He turned, eyes bleary, and noticed Screwjob's big arm around him,
feeling warm, the troll pressing against his side. He blinked. "You
know, you ain't so bad," he confided. <br />
<br />
"When we first met . . . just wanted to kick your ass all the time. Now
though . . . well, I still wanna kick your ass all tha' time . . . But .
. . you ain't so bad. Kinda . . . comfy, too." Slake surprised them
both by leaning his head back, tucking it under Screwjob's chin and
against his solid chest. His breath reeked of booze. Not surprising,
considering he'd been drinking non-stop pretty much all night, not being
experienced enough to moderate himself. And now the effects appeared to
be kicking in all at once.<br />
<br />
From beneath Screwjob's chin, the troll could hear Slake start to loudly snore.<br />
<br />
Screwjob really had to strain to understand what Slake was saying, the
oni was so drunk...but he managed to decipher most of it and smiled
warmly, thrilled that the oni was continuing to open up to him and show
some warmth.<br />
<br />
Predicting what was about to happen, the troll wrapped his big, muscled arms around Slake as the oni finally passed out.<br />
<br />
"You're quite the lightweight, Blue," Screwjob cooed as he hugged the
passed out oni to his strong chest, running his fingers through Slake's
ebony hair. "Adorable."<br />
<br />
The troll relished the moment for a while before he finally got to his
feet. Things were a bit awkward...what with Screwjob's arm still not
fully recovered from the arm wrestling match, plus Slake was not exactly
a feather...but the troll finally managed to get the oni up on his
feet, slinging Slake’s arm around his shoulder so they could both
stumble on home.<br />
<br />
"He gonna be okay?" The bartender asked.<br />
<br />
"Yeah," Screwjob answered, not looking away from Slake's adorable
snoozing face. "My puppy had a long night. I'm taking him home."<br />
<br />
Screwjob hoped the dwarf master with his hulking orc pet wouldn't be too
miffed at the oni and the troll not meeting back up with them as they'd
planned, but Slake needed a warm bed -- and truth be told, Screwjob
half-felt like joining him in it . . .<br />
<br />
<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">('Two For the Price of One', by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a>, featuring her demon DeFrAg having his evil way with us. Not an illustration for a story, but since this whole post is about Slake and Screwjob it felt right to include it x3)</span></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>The Morning After</b></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
(co-written with <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zyxxs/">Zyxxs</a>)</div>
<br />
The light was ruthlessly stabbing pitchforks through his eyelids.<br />
<br />
The oni groaned in utter pain and misery as he groggily came around. Oh
hell. What the fuck had happened to him? This felt worse than half a
dozen of the finest tortures his old man had cooked up for him back in
the day. Where was he?<br />
<br />
Slowly, memories and imprints flowed back into his fractured skull. He'd
gone out drinking the night before . . . with Screwjob . . . Everything
past that was a blur. In slow, torturous, millimeter increments, he
forced his eyes open. He blinked, rapidly. His mouth felt like cotton.
Could he have been run over by a train last night?<br />
<br />
At length, he recognized his own bed, the sheets unmade around his body.
He felt something wrapped around his neck--the only clothing it looked
like he had on--and memory filtered in of a leather collar. “Damn
Screwjob,” he muttered and groaned, turning over . . .<br />
<br />
He hadn't realized before the big warm spot on his back. Or the hairy
arm draped over his side. But he realized it now, as he came face to
face with an ugly, happily drooling face.<br />
<br />
There was a troll in his bed. A really big . . . naked . . . troll.<br />
<br />
"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!!!" the oni's roar shattered the morning peace. And
his own skull too, since he immediately hissed and held his head.<br />
<br />
<br />
* * * * *<br />
<br />
<br />
Screwjob didn't know where he was, nor did he care. He was fixated upon
Slake. The oni was kneeling, doubled over. He was sobbing hard and
cursing. Screwjob didn't understand why -- the troll felt like he
should go over to Slake and comfort him, asking him what was the
matter...but for some reason he couldn't compel himself into action. He
could do nothing but stare at the distraught oni, his heart racing a
million miles an hour, feeling so utterly terrible for Slake.<br />
<br />
It was just then that Screwjob caught a glimpse of a figure slowly
walking away from Slake -- tall and muscled, skin as red as the fires of
hell, fading more and more into the darkness beyond as he moved.<br />
<br />
"H...Hey!" Screwjob feebly yelped after the figure, "Come back. Slake needs to see you! Hey asshole...HEY!"<br />
<br />
"WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!!!"<br />
<br />
<br />
* * * * *<br />
<br />
<br />
Screwjob was startled awake, and in the split second that he thought he
was still in his dream yelling at the big red man, he had continued his
sentence, "HEY, ASSHOLE!"<br />
<br />
“WHAT did you call me!!?” his partner screamed.<br />
<br />
In the next moment, Screwjob's senses came back to him. Suddenly he
felt like someone had thrown a bucket of ice water in his face as he
stared into the murderous eyes of Slake...and then the troll's face grew
red-hot with embarrassment as he pieced together what exactly happened.<br />
<br />
After a few very awkward moments, Screwjob wrang the fabric of the bed's comforter and stammered, "Umm...good morning, Blue...?"<br />
<br />
"G--good mornin'? That's all you've got to say?" Slake raged, though
wincing at each word. It was like a war between the misery he felt from
his hangover and the anger he felt at Screwjob for whatever he'd done
were warring in his head. In the end, anger won out. "What the fuck're
you doing in my bed?!" he demanded.<br />
<br />
Even as he asked the question, his jumbled mind was busy trying to come
up it's own answer. Them both naked and nestled up together, it didn't
take a genius to jump to certain conclusions. "I didn't--?" he started,
then his brows furrowed. "YOU didn't--!?" then he groaned as his
headache intensified at that moment. "WE didn't--?!" His short tusks
glinted and he brought his angry face right up close to Screwjob's
morning breath. "What the fuck're you doing in my bed!!" he repeated.<br />
<br />
Every ireful and distrustful word was like needles to Screwjob's
heart. He winced, and then quickly turned away from Slake, positioning
himself so that he was now sitting on the edge of the bed, back turned
to the oni.<br />
<br />
"We didn't do anything, Slake, don't you worry," Screwjob spoke calmly,
though his voice became more somber with every word, "You got drunk and
passed out, so I took you home. I figured you'd be more comfortable in
the buff...and...I thought you could use some company.” How could he
say it? Slake had been so torn up the night before. Screwjob had wanted
the oni to spend just one night feeling like he wasn’t alone. But from
the way Slake was acting now, he’d been so drunk that he didn’t even
remember last night anymore. “Really sorry if I offended you in any
way."<br />
<br />
"Eh?" Slake blinked. That wasn't what he'd expected to hear. Normally if
the troll caught him flat-footed in one of these situations he'd throw
out some teasing remarks, make playful sexual innuendos. Instead, right
now he just looked . . . sad.<br />
<br />
Was he telling the truth? They HAD gone out drinking, and Screwjob WOULD
know that he typically slept naked, since they were roommates and all. <br />
<br />
Slake tried to rise up too, but moved too fast and fireballs exploded
behind his eyes. "Auuugh!" he groaned as he flounced back down on the
bed. The mattress squeaked in protest as his big blue body splayed out
on it. "So this is . . . one of those mortal 'hangovers' you're always
going on about?" he reasoned from behind his hands. "You warned me, but .
. . you didn't tell me it'd be this bad! Ooogh, how much did I drink
last night?"<br />
<br />
The troll didn't even have the heart to look back at Slake. "About half a
barrel of ale, all on your own. With your size, I thought you would be
able to handle it -- I suppose your kind just isn't used to these
spirits."<br />
<br />
Screwjob lowered his head, not caring when strands of his long, dark
hair fell in front of his face. Granted, he was glad that Slake had
seemingly calmed down, but nonetheless he was still rattled. Being a
mercenary, the troll was no stranger to stress, but this was a situation
unlike anything he'd ever been in. Before he knew it, tears began to
stream down his face. Being in touch with his feelings -- not being at
all a subscriber to the "real men don't cry" idea -- Screwjob just let
them flow.<br />
<br />
"I meant to tell you last night," Screwjob spoke softly, trying his
best not to stammer or sob, "I want to apologize for making you miss
your father's match. I was just in a rotten mood that night...and I had
no idea. I know now what it must have meant to you, and I feel like
shit for what I did."<br />
<br />
“Eh?” The oni was even more puzzled now than before. Granted, his
partner was always acting peculiar, in ways that surprised him . . . but
when he saw tears running down the troll's cheeks, Slake was shocked.
Being who and what he was, Slake had no idea what could’ve lead
to Screwjob crying. The troll wasn’t in pain, wasn’t humiliated or
embarrassed beyond his ability to endure, hadn’t lost in battle or in
ambition. This was the first time Slake had encountered someone shedding
tears on behalf of another.<br />
<br />
But Slake did know that he immediately wanted them to stop. Screwjob looked a lot better when he was grinning like a big idiot.<br />
<br />
"Hey, hey, hey," he said, succeeding in sitting up this time with a
wince. He shifted up to Screwjob, taking a seat next to his partner and
letting both their hairy legs hang down together. "That's what got ya in
such a slump? Ey, it was no big deal! I mean, yeah, I'm still a little
sore," Slake grimaced as he settled on his ass, "but that match? . . .
It was crap anyway. I watched a repeat."<br />
<br />
Slake watched Screwjob carefully, gauging how he'd react to his words.
If this didn't work, he was prepared to switch tactics to something
else--though what that would be he wasn't too sure of yet. Just in case
it'd help though, Slake also thoughtfully reached up and gave Screwjob's
back a pat, having a vague memory of that being done to him at some
point last night.<br />
<br />
"I was pretty crazy that night too, besides. We, uh, y’know. We both lost it."<br />
<br />
Screwjob smiled as he listened to Slake speak such kind words of
reassurance, and things got even better as the oni reached over to rub
the troll's back. Screwjob thought the gesture was beautiful -- so
Slake was capable of compassion after all. The troll wiped his eyes as
he calmed down, even feeling his loins stir a bit.<br />
<br />
"Thanks, partner," Screwjob whispered. He closed his eyes and indulged
in Slake's gentle caresses, "I really care about you, Blue. You know
that, right?"<br />
<br />
"Sure," Slake said matter-of-factly, though the true meaning of
Screwjob's words actually had gone over his head. "Same here. You're my
fighting partner. If we don't watch out for each other, we might lose
the next match."<br />
<br />
Unfortunately for Slake, that was as far as it went. He was an Oni. His
aspect was in destruction. The act of love, of tender feelings for
another, they were as unfamiliar to him as the heart of a star was to
the basest slug. They had no rightful place in his world.<br />
<br />
At least, that was what he'd always been taught.<br />
<br />
"So buck up, partner," Slake mock-upper'd the troll's chin, then rubbed
away a tear. "We're gonna wreck the competition and go all the way to
the top. You'll see."<br />
<br />
Screwjob's smile widened all the more, his heart aflutter at Slake's
words. As the oni wiped away Screwjob's tears, the troll leaned in to
plant a quick kiss on Slake's forehead.<br />
<br />
"You're a sweetheart, Blue," Screwjob stared lovingly at his partner
for a moment. "Anyway, I'm still a bit tired. You...wouldn't mind
cuddling with me for a while, would you?"<br />
<br />
"Cuddling?" Slake appeared slightly cross-eyed as he translated the word
into syntax he could understand. The very idea was almost a foreign
concept to the hard-battled warrior. He looked at the troll
suspiciously, thinking this might be a trick. But no, his partner seemed
sincere . . . Though honestly, he'd been acting a little funny ever
since waking up. All these weird emotions running around. Maybe this was
how trolls acted when hung-over?<br />
<br />
He frowned as he looked over at Screwjob--who now that Slake thought
about it, was looking at him pretty funny too. Like he was still dazed
from one too many blows to the head. "Will a . . . 'cuddle' help you
recover in time for the next battle?"<br />
<br />
Screwjob smirked. "Yes, it would most certainly help. Now come here, you."<br />
<br />
"Urk . . . !" Slake grunted a bit as he fell back on the mattress again,
the troll again pressing his hairy front against the oni's back. The
troll then wrapped his big, muscular arms around Slake, pulling him back
into bed. Screwjob positioned them back into the places they’d assumed
during the night, so that the troll was hugging the oni from behind,
pressing their bodies together. Screwjob reveled in the feel of Slake's
warm body -- the troll needed this. And he had the feeling that, just
maybe, Slake did too.<br />
<br />
The blue ogre thought about dislodging the troll and kicking him out of
his sleeping area for such audacity, but . . . Screwjob made it feel so
natural to be lying together like they were, his warm body against his
and embraced in his big arms. Like he just . . . fit.<br />
<br />
And anyway, his head was still spinning and pounding. Slake huffed and decided he could remain for a spell.<br />
<br />
"Goodnight, Blue," Screwjob kissed Slake behind the ear. "And thanks
for bearing with me. I'm sure to feel fresh and rejuvenated for our
next match!"<br />
<br />
"You'd better be . . . You owe me for this, troll," he said curtly. But
as Slake too fell grumpily back to sleep, a tiny smile lingered on his
face.<br />
<br />
And that was the change that started it all.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">('Inner Struggle', by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a>, colored by myself)</span></div>
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<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>The Crushed Cigar</b></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
(co-written with <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zyxxs/">Zyxxs</a>)</div>
<br />
<i class="bbcode bbcode_i">"Screwjob and Slake win, and are moving on to the individual bouts!"</i><br />
<br />
The troll could still hear the announcer's voice echoing through his
mind as he did a spry Irish jig followed by a back flip in the middle of
the high tech locker room. "Screwjob and Slake win! Screwjob and Slake
win!" He couldn't get enough of it.<br />
<br />
Screwjob was overflowing with joy, his heart racing and his body surging
with so much energy that he felt ready to run a marathon. Screwjob was
so proud of his team -- their battle against Rinah and Jake had been
quite fierce. In fact, in the beginning of the match, it looked as if
Screwjob and Slake might be easily bested by their opponents. But the
troll and the oni didn't give up, fighting back tooth and nail, and had
managed to pull off the victory in the end. Screwjob counted himself
very fortunate that the "Toontown" arena hadn't disoriented him very
much. Screwjob had found that Toontown was akin to the Astral Plane,
which the troll had visited many times, so he was already used to
functioning within a realm that completely defied of the laws of
physics.<br />
<br />
With a huge grin plastered on his face, Screwjob turned to Slake whom
was standing behind him. Wrapping his muscular arms around the oni, the
troll scooped him up in a tight bear hug and gave him a big, wet smooch
right on the lips.<br />
<br />
"We did it, Blue!" The troll cried ecstatically, "We DID IT!"<br />
<br />
"Yeah, and about time, too," Slake said shortly against his lips, hardly
sharing his partner's jubilation. The kiss had caught him off guard--as
everything Screwjob did so often had--and he broke it quickly by
tossing his head to the side. The bear hug, too, was broken with a grunt
as Slake flexed free.<br />
<br />
The troll was always pulling such stunts on him. Letting his endlessly
cheery emotions run wild, getting caught up in the moment. Slake hated
it, of course. Such acts of affection went against his nature. He was
Oni . . . Why didn’t Screwjob understand that?<br />
<br />
Slake faced away from his partner, choosing to glare at a row of unused
lockers as he spoke instead of at the troll's face. "Now that this last
fight's done, there ain't any more team battles . . . Ya heard the
announcement. From now on, its all solo fights. Way I see it, this is a
blessing in disguise. Means we don't gotta put up with each other any
more.“<br />
<br />
"What do you mean? Hey, where you going, partner? Where are you
slithering off to?" Screwjob giggled like a schoolgirl as Slake wiggled
free from his grasp, playfully grabbing for Slake to make it seem like
he wanted to pull the oni back in -- Screwjob had expected as much from
the sourpuss, and even thought it was rather cute at this juncture.<br />
<br />
He teasingly hounded Slake for a moment more, poking him in his sides
and clapping him on his back and butt, before he finally let the oni
be. Screwjob's hand dived into his pocket and retrieved a cigar, and in
seconds he was puffing away on it -- still so psyched about their
accomplishments that Slake's cold words just went in one ear and out the
other.<br />
<br />
"How rude of me!" Screwjob immediately produced a second cigar -- and
this time, it was his imported "special one" -- big, fat, flavorful,
rare and expensive, enchanted with even more powerful stimulant magics
than his regulars. "Take it, Blue! Let's do a victory smoke! Team
Oni-Troll for LIFE! You'll like it!" Screwjob elatedly extended his
arm, pleading for the oni to accept the exotic cigar. "You deserve it!"<br />
<br />
Slake glanced at the offered thing.<br />
<br />
When Slake had been very young--hardly over a hundred--one of his
father’s generals, a strong green ogre named Sabre, had tried to use him
in a powerplay. He had been a foolish whelp and let himself be taken in
by the man’s lies, only to end up captured and bound, turned into a
mere bargaining chip as Sabre tried to force his father to step down
from power. It didn’t go well for him. It had been one of the few times
Slake had ever seen his father enraged. An odd memory, now, to think
back on. But so many things change over time.<br />
<br />
With a curl of his lips, Slake batted the cigar aside with the back of
his knuckles. It fell to the floor, burning at one end. "Ain't you been
listening to me, dumbass? Team's done. We don't gotta play this game of .
. . pretend, anymore." He snorted harshly, and crushed the cigar
beneath his heel.<br />
<br />
"I really couldn't have asked for a better part--" Screwjob hadn't even
finished his joyous ramblings before the oni's hand knocked the cigar
from his hand -- THAT got the troll's attention.<br />
<br />
The jubilant grin melted off of his face, and it was like slow motion as
he watched the cigar fall to the floor, to be crushed underfoot by
Slake a moment later -- the cigar may as well have been Screwjob's
heart. <br />
<br />
Slake still remembered the sickening crunch of that general’s lifeless
body falling into the pit they’d dug out for him. The look on his face.
It was the same look Screwjob wore now.<br />
<br />
"From the start, this team was nothin' but a convenience. Now that I can
fight on my own, proper-wise, I'm not gonna spend another second
palling around with a . . . filthy troll like you," Slake said harshly.
All the pent up hostility he'd been biting back over the weeks, it was
all getting released now. But better this than to carry on a sham. He
bit his lip and looked to the side. "So get outta my face, guy. From
this point on? You're just another opponent in this tournament that I'm
gonna massacre."<br />
<br />
For a brief eternity, the troll just stared, absolutely dumbfounded --
the once-powerful rush that he had felt whirling inside of him like a
hurricane dissipated into nothing in an instant. Part of him refused to
acknowledge what had just happened.<br />
<br />
"Blue?" Screwjob finally squeaked, his blood turning to ice water as
the oni's cruel words swarmed into his ears, into his brain, like angry,
stinging wasps.<br />
<br />
Screwjob just couldn't believe it. He wanted to get angry. He wanted
to snap out of his stupor and punch Slake in the face and kick him in
the balls. But he couldn't -- the troll felt like his soul had been
shattered into a million pieces, leaving him numb to the world, barely
able to even breathe. Slake may as well have taken a dagger and plunged
it into Screwjob's guts -- the oni had just wounded him deeper than
anything he'd ever felt in his entirely life.<br />
<br />
Screwjob felt his jaw drop, his vision beginning to blur with tears, "Blue..."<br />
<br />
What the hell was happening? He had truly felt that he and Slake had
bonded through the course of the tournament thus far -- that they were
like blood brothers now. His love and respect for the oni had blossomed
into something <i class="bbcode bbcode_i">beautiful</i>, and the pain
of realizing that the kinship hadn't been mutual for Slake was
absolutely crushing -- more than he could ever bear.<br />
<br />
"Blue?" In a daze, Screwjob slowly reached out to the oni, beyond desperate for a sign that Slake wasn't actually serious.<br />
<br />
"And STOP calling me that!" Slake finally snapped, his face twisting. He
saw Screwjob reaching out for him, and that reminder of their bond,
that closeness he'd never shared with anyone in his millennia-long life .
. . it was more than Slake could handle. He knocked the troll's arm to
the side, then with an enraged snarl grabbed Screwjob by the neck and
SLAMMED him up against a locker.<br />
<br />
He was Oni. He was a monster. And it was about time his partner knew that.<br />
<br />
"What, gonna cry some more?" Slake asked at the moisture he could see in
Screwjob's panicked eyes. The oni sneered. "You're fucking pathetic."
His clawed hand squeezed itself around Screwjob's throat, making it
impossible for the guy to breathe. "Because you seem startled by this
sudden turn of events, let me make it c-r-y-s-t-a-l clear for you,
troll." He took a deep breath . . . and his grip almost loosened. Then
it was back, full force as Slake's glare returned.<br />
<br />
His time spent with the troll before this had been a lie. Slake had been
. . . confused. Lost sight of his goals. Allowed himself to feel . . .
what no Oni should. But that was over now. He was free of this troll.<br />
<br />
Screwjob had tricked him somehow into caring. Maybe with that sex magic of his. <br />
<br />
But this? This was the real Slake again.<br />
<br />
Oni didn’t have friends. They didn’t feel warm when they looked at anyone.<br />
<br />
He had to do this.<br />
<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">(sketch by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/maryn/">Maryn</a>)</span></div>
<br />
<br />
"You are nothing to me. You are less than nothing. A roach. Every day
spent with you was it’s own private hell, and now that I'm free of it, I
ain't never going back. I was only using you. We were never 'friends'.
And if you're unlucky enough to get matched up against me, I will CRUSH
you without a second thought."<br />
<br />
He released his grip, and turned as Screwjob slid down the floor,
coughing and clutching his throat. Slake turned to leave, grabbing up
his club as he went.<br />
<br />
Slake didn’t look back.<br />
<br />
<br />
* * * * *<br />
<br />
<br />
Screwjob found himself completely helpless, as if Slake had cast some
kind of paralysis spell on him. The pain manifested itself into
something physical as he was choke-slammed against the lockers, the oni
handling him like a ragdoll. Slake could have killed Screwjob in that
moment and the troll would've put up no resistance, perhaps even
welcomed death, just to stop the pain.<br />
<br />
Squeezing his eyes shut, tears cascading from them, Screwjob turned his
head as Slake screamed in his face, every word like a sharp punch in the
gut. When finally released, Screwjob collapsed to the floor on one
knee, choking and sobbing as the oni stomped away.<br />
<br />
After a brief eternity, Screwjob finally pulled himself out of the fetal
position, slowly crawling across the floor toward the smashed cigar. He
stared at it miserably before his hands started to move seemingly on
their own accord, feebly attempting to cobble the mess back together.
Screwjob packed as much of the tobacco back into the wrapper as he
could, furling it all back into something vaguely cigar-shaped. What was
once a prized luxury was now a malformed disaster -- perfectly
reflective of how Screwjob felt inside.<br />
<br />
Cradling the sad cigar in the palms of his hands, Screwjob shakily got to his feet, trembling and crying.<br />
<br />
"Screwjob?"<br />
<br />
The troll lifted his head and whirled around, finding himself facing a
large, very concerned-looking anthropomorphic white tiger.<br />
<br />
"Oh, hey, LT," Screwjob managed to choke out a greeting, and then quickly asked, "Do you smoke?"<br />
<br />
"What?" Lightning Tiger was taken visibly aback, and before he could answer, the troll shoved the cigar into his hands.<br />
<br />
"Here, take this. Please go and celebrate your win with Joe. I'm sorry
it's all mashed," Screwjob rattled out before immediately turning around
and running off with his hands clutched to his face, not wanting to
give the big cat a chance to ask what was wrong.<br />
<br />
Lightning Tiger was left holding the twisted cigar, horribly confused as to what had just happened.<br />
<br />
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<b>Trophy #14: Slake </b></div>
<br />
The desert sun had been on the way down, but it'd still been hot as sin
in that arena. He'd started to sweat as soon as the teleport had brought
him in. Everywhere there was only rusted metal and blowing sands, and
everything was bathed in dark reds and long, black shadows.<br />
<br />
Not Slake's favorite place to fight--too dry and arid for his taste,
having been borne of water--but he'd thrown down in much worse.<br />
<br />
His opponent this time wasn't so easily taken down, however. He was no
fox half Slake's size in a closed in boxing-ring like the last guy he'd
fought. No, this guy was a lion. And he had a sword floating beside him
of a type that Slake had never encountered before. <br />
<br />
From the start the fight didn't go his way. The lion--whose name was
Ishida, not that Slake overly cared--turned out to be quite skilled in
close quarter fighting. Not as much raw strength as Slake perhaps, but
he was no slouch. And that sword he had could block even the strongest
blow from Slake's tetsubo. Disarming it with a water element was no good
either, as Ishida could apparently reform it at will. And using his own
gifts too much weakened Slake . . .<br />
<br />
By the mid-point of the fight, Slake had grown weaker both from the
relentless heat and from his powers overtaxing his body. Ishida, on the
other hand, seemed to get renewed the more attacks of Slake's which he
blocked. That sword was feeding him energy somehow . . . That
information came too late to help Slake, as by that point the tide of
battle had turned too far against him. As the telekinetic sword slashed
him one final time, Slake's last thought before falling unconscious was .
. .<br />
<br />
<i class="bbcode bbcode_i">Well that could have gone fuckin' better.</i><br />
<br />
* * * * *<br />
<br />
Instead of sinking into blissful oblivion however, the next moment Slake
was somehow snapped back into full consciousness, and with the odd
sensation of something crammed into his mouth. He'd been teleported
again, but he wasn't back in the cheap slum he'd been staying after
breaking it off with Screwjob . . . no, this place was totally
different.<br />
<br />
"Mmmph?"<br />
<br />
He was trapped in a glass . . . tube of some kind, filling it with his
muscular body. Strong rope were securely wrapped around his ankles,
wrists, biceps, and chest, preventing him from moving much. He'd somehow
been effectively captured and rendered helpless in the blink of an eye.<br />
<br />
". . . GRRMMPH!!"<br />
<br />
As he momentarily fought with the tight bindings, he became aware of
another aspect of his imprisonment--his cock was ramrod hard, smearing
and pulsing up against the glass while he twisted and struggled. It was
different from the erections usually brought on by bondage. Those were
due to his father's curse, and with enough willpower he could at least
partially fight against them. This one however he had no such defenses
against, and Slake soon found himself moaning with an intense desire to
release his seed the more he struggled.<br />
<br />
"So I guess the old saying is true, eh?"<br />
<br />
Slake's attention was suddenly diverted to a figure outside his case.
Someone was outside of it. A fox, smiling at him sardonically. Slake
didn't know who he was, but he instantly wanted to murder him by the
possessive and lustful look he saw in the fox's eyes.<br />
<br />
"Like father, like son?"<br />
<br />
Eyes narrowing, Slake decided to ignore the fox and continue trying to
get loose. The fox watched Slake struggle for a few minutes, playing
with himself as he did so, until he seemed to grow bored. Then he picked
up a suitcase with a piece of rope drooping out from one corner and
smugly walked away. It was only as he passed by several other tubes just
like his own that Slake realized he wasn't alone in wherever he was.
Every tube was holding another captive, and Slake recognized several as
fellow tournament champions. In the one closest to him was the tiger,
Iudicium, who'd fought in the match just prior to Slake's. Next to him
was Lightning Tiger, a friend of Screwjob's. Both were as tied up and
naked as Slake himself was, complete with bobbing erections of their
own.<br />
<br />
Slake's mind spun as he tried to figure out what was going on. What was
this place? Were all champions who got defeated in the tournament
brought here? He hadn't signed up for this, dammit!<br />
<br />
And what was that the fox had said about his father?<br />
<br />
Slake was interrupted from that train of thought when he realized from
the taste that what he felt stuffed into his mouth could only be his own
fundoshi undergarment that he'd been wearing, reworked into a makeshift
gag. His rage at that knowledge was a sight to behold, but of course it
was an impotent rage. Still, it caused much thrashing in his ropes and
furious grunting as he vowed to get even on who had done this to him . .
.<br />
<br />
"GRRARHMMMMMPH!"<br />
<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">('Slake Defeated', by <a href="http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bogrim/">Bogrim</a>)</span></div>
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