Ie. the real reason Dragon Red Vol. 3 took so long! I got a little obsessed with
Tales of Destiny.
And why shouldn't I! It's a pretty sweet game, and I love me some old-school RPGs. But more on topic, it had this guy in it.
I'd gotten so used to the
Tales series being populated purely by pretty-boys that his appearance took my completely by surprise! Here's his status screen in the game. A mountain of muscle!
And here he is SD-style in battle. He fights with his fists, as all manly men should. Various sources seem confused whether his last name is "Khang", "Kong", or even "Kongman", but in fights he is known simply as BRUISER.
And at the end of every fight he grins and flexes his arm. Oh, whatta champ~
His story is that he's the top fighter in the game's Colosseum, until your main character Stahn comes along anyway and beats him. After that he insists on joining your party to get stronger. He also says lots of stuff to Stahn like, "You'd better not die out here! I'm the only one allowed to defeat you--when we have our rematch!" It's gladiator love. u_u
But mostly I like his silly tattoo and the bling around his neck. Yes, Bruiser, it's very manly! Now get back to oiling yourself so that your muscles gleam brighter. x3
Ie. the real reason Dragon Red Vol. 3 took so long! I got a little obsessed with Tales of Destiny.
And why shouldn't I! It's a pretty sweet game, and I love me some old-school RPGs. But more on topic, it had this guy in it.
I'd gotten so used to the Tales series being populated purely by pretty-boys that his appearance took my completely by surprise! Here's his status screen in the game. A mountain of muscle!
And here he is SD-style in battle. He fights with his fists, as all manly men should. Various sources seem confused whether his last name is "Khang", "Kong", or even "Kongman", but in fights he is known simply as BRUISER.
And at the end of every fight he grins and flexes his arm. Oh, whatta champ~
His story is that he's the top fighter in the game's Colosseum, until your main character Stahn comes along anyway and beats him. After that he insists on joining your party to get stronger. He also says lots of stuff to Stahn like, "You'd better not die out here! I'm the only one allowed to defeat you--when we have our rematch!" It's gladiator love. u_u
But mostly I like his silly tattoo and the bling around his neck. Yes, Bruiser, it's very manly! Now get back to oiling yourself so that your muscles gleam brighter. x3
...Invoking Rule 34 now.
ReplyDeleteHe is really hot, I was hoping for porn of him though.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be nice!
ReplyDeleteNo need to keep calling him Bruiser, though.
ReplyDeleteMighty Kongman... no, that's sounds awkward despite being his actual name. You can keep calling him Bruiser.
*sighs* must you remind me of lovely things that I took for granted when I was younger and no longer have access to?
ReplyDeleteare you implying that regal bryant is a pretty boy?
ReplyDeleteThere actually is some rule 34 of Kongman. I got some >_>
ReplyDeleteWell, send it on over!
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