Smoker

As promised, a post dedicated to One Piece's Smoker! Bara's favorite nicotine addict! Isn't he great, folks?

This fella is an officer in the Marines and he's always chasing Luffy & Crew around. He's named both for the cigars he's constantly inhaling (doesn't he know that men who smoke are ten times more likely to die from lung cancer than non-smokers? Or that smoking causes one in five heart related deaths? :0 ) and for his Devil Fruit powers (which involve, you guessed it, smoke)

You can see the extra cigars he keeps on the outside of his jacket. Never know when he might need them!

But I don't think any of us are here for his jacket, are we?

That's a bit better.

Oh, now he got the jacket back but lost his pants . . .

Hahah! But enough with the sillies. Have some pr0n.

Oh Smoker, caught in your own bonds?

The would-be captor has become the captive!

That's what he gets for smoking with his pants open. : /

What's Asuma doing here?

And FMA's Scar?

Yukitake!! Japan's Kai Suwabara too? (posting this picture never gets old)

Underwear buddies!

Well, since Smoker is big, muscular, and scowls a lot, he must be a total bottom, right?

Right.

He gets paired with Ace a lot in fandom, I think?

Zoro too!

Since Zoro is ALSO muscular and scowly, once in a while Smoker gets to top. xD

Hey, I don't make the rules. I just think they're hot and have to live with them!

Sanji is too pretty to handle Smoker's monster cock, so he gets to be the molestor.

And those are the straight facts.