Jayne Cobb

You all know Jayne, surely. He's from Firefly, that fantastic space/western/Whedon show that had the best first season ever before getting CRUELLY AXED DOWN. DAMN YOU, FOX. Not that we're bitter, or anything.

But let's talk about Jayne! He's played by Adam Baldwin. And in the actor's own words, he summarizes Jayne as, "Sex. Muscles. Humor. Thuggery. Jayne."

So you can all see why I like him, since I just loooove crude, brutish men.

He's a mercenary who wouldn't hesitate to sell his own momma out for a nickel. Except he'd never do that, because he loves his mom. He might sell out the rest of the crew though!

This is his gun, Vera. Vera is his most prized possession. Jayne loves Vera.

And I love his hairy chest.

This is Simon, the doctor. We're all pretty sure Jayne has a crush on him but doesn't want to admit it. So instead he bullies the guy around, just like we all did in elementary school. Awww.

And this is Mal, the ship's captain. Jayne is always copping an attitude to him, but when push comes to shove he always does what Mal says. Or, in the words of Television Without Pity, "Jayne's a total butch bottom. He likes to pretend that he's dominant, but behind closed doors he wants to be ordered around."

Here's some shots of him strapping a gun to his sexy, sexy abdomen.

The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne