Kilowog

 

This is Kilowog. He's a Green Lantern who uses the word "Poozer" a lot because he believes in hurtful language.

He's a Bolovax Vikian from the planet Bolovax Vik. I've never read GL books, but I have always thought Kilowog was really hot.

 I mean, he obviously has all the things I desire in a man.

Super muscular body, a tendency to wear ridiculously tight clothes, a total macho alpha-male personality, rough pink skin(?)

 In one issue (sorry, I forget which) Kilowog had to be rescued from the afterlife.

 And since it was the afterlife . . .

 He was naturally naked there.

After he got out, we even got a panel with a full-body shot of his sexy pink flesh--except for that conveniently placed green smoke--before he used his ring to spin some clothes for himself. Darn stupid power rings!

 Anyway, the world seriously needs more Kilowog porn.

 

 

Are there any issues where Kilowog shows skin? (especially his ass?) DC readers, help me out!

Asura's Wrath

 

 For all the six-arm part-cyborg(?) buddhist god fetishists out there!

 BUT THERE IS NO SHAME IN THAT. This is Asura, star of Asura's Wrath, a game about Asura being really angry all the time and punching things. He has six arms sometimes and awesome abs all the time.

But who cares!

 The man I am all about is Augus, Asura's old master who is such a DILF oh my god. He also loves fighting more than awesome food or having sex.

 Soooo manly.

 If you play the demo (which is how I even found out about this game) you can fight him in basically the most epic video game battle of all time.

 

On the moon. With "New World Symphony" playing OH GOD! ♥♥♥

  

 Buddhist DBZ.

 

 

 

 It's sword time, fuckers.

 

 But anyway.

 BEFORE that fight on the moon, there's another scene.

 One which is NOT INCLUDED on the demo!

 Asura wakes up!

 To find himself in a . . .

 Hot spring?

 What's going on?

 How did he get here?

 And why is there a naked Augus over there.

 Wait a second! Naked . . .

 . . . AUGUS?!

 Thank you, bara fanservice gods.

 Asura's all ready to fight! (oh yeah, he's sworn to kill all the gods in heaven or something something)

 Except . . . wait a sec . . .

 Something's off . . .

 He's naked too, isn't he. (yes)

 Augus the DILF comes over.

 But then instead of fightin' . . .

 Proceeds to relax quite charmingly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 He gives some speech about eating a lot and fucking girls so that two buff naked guys talking together doesn't seem too gay.

 That is his cunning plan.

 . . .

 It seems to work since Asura relaxes too.

 Next Augus brings in . . .

 The EYECANDY (if you are a straight male) (or I guess a lesbian) (or even bi)

 Oh dear.

 What is this.

 CAPCOM YOU'RE RUINING IT.

Asura gets progressively drunker as the partying goes on.

 It's like a mini-game.

 Where you're forced to be straight and try to feel boobies. x0

But at least Asura gets a cock-blocking PUNCH TO THE FACE in answer to the pain he's caused me, the player, courtesy of Augus.

 For his inappropriate hot spring conduct, Asura is--wait. WAIT. What is that. What.

ENHANCE.

Did they give . . . ? Did they really . . . ?

 . . . okay, no. I dunno if it's just the hot spring mists or youtube's bad quality, but it looks like he's just got a vague . . . bump there.

 At least he's not a Ken doll! x0

 At least we get a semi-clear view of his ass next split-second screencap. ♥

 Splash!

 

 

 

 

 

 And Augus's gotta shown his own backside, naturally. (god I love hot springs)

 So manly. ♥

 

He goes to flex his muscles while showing off said booty, but unfortunately the scene changes just then so the screen goes all white. :0

 Later.

 The two share one last companionable drink.

 Before mutually deciding . . .

 IT'S ACTION TIME.

Asura's Wrath.