It's tradition in many parts around here to, after partaking of the Thanksgiving feast, to turn on the television to catch "the Game".

It's tradition.

So let's have a football post!

To play football, first you have to have a great ass.

PRETTY sure that's a requirement.

You also have to be willing to be touched and fondled by other men.

Like this.

Aw c'mere, gimme a hug.

It's a team sport . . .

Well, there you have it.

Now you, too, know all about football.

Happy Turkey Day!


  1. Dear Dr. SoupGoblin:
    I am entirely surprised that in the four years you've been running this blog, you haven't once gone for the terrible, terrible "Spanksgiving" pun. It really seems right up your alley. XD

  2. Great post! Can you please tell me where this photo (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EtnnB4YupM8/Ts6GCqE7xyI/AAAAAAAAd4w/djdjbQdmksE/s1600/foot%2Btumblr_le25izn9ug1qc03y6o1_400.jpg) is from? What about this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Qd8BUpBqg2A/Ts6CNQsJfUI/AAAAAAAAd0k/sojlPDsGNmI/s1600/foot%2Btumblr_kuw5crvjV81qzjw8go1_500.jpg) one?