Spandex

Ah, spandex.

Is there anything better for showing off a man?

It's so tight!

And every feature can clearly be seen through it.

Eeeeevery feature.

Even Dudedle's new game capitalizes on this. (it's only five bucks, bitches!)

Ultraman~

Yep, spandex really is the bestest.

Unfortunately, it's also a bit easy to rip and tear.

Leading many heroes to get into some tough times!


But it's all worth it for that chance to battle villainy, right?

Of course it is.