Cock Fighting

So what do two guys do when they're rivals and trying to best each other, but are equal in pretty much every way?

Well, there's always one thing hot blooded males can still compete about . . .

The size, power, and rigidity . . .

. . . of each other's . . .

. . . boner?!

That's right, time to measure up, boys!

Luckily, I know lots of dudes who are always *cough* up for a good contest.

The ultimate way to prove yourself!

Press 'em together now!

But be careful, the competition can be stiff.

And fierce, too! First one to blow his load loses!

Or something! I dunno, make up your own rules!

The point is to get in there and COCK FIIIIGHT! Your manly pride is on the line!

(though it should be noted, bigger doesn't always mean better!)

As long as you face each other with honor as men, this fight has been a success.

And, I mean, it's hard to say that anyone could lose in a battle like this, eh?

Well, most of the time.