10/12/11

Samurai Shodown

The fighting game series that's so cool, it intentionally misspells it's name!

Man, it is a good time to be a fighting game fan. The genre has apparently revived. We've got a new King of Fighters game coming this month next month (curse you, DELAYS) which should tide me over 'til my Most Anticipated Game, Street Fighter x Tekken. But just because we have all these NEW games coming doesn't mean we should forget the classics!

Classics such as . . . Samurai Shodown.

But who the heck is in this SNK weapon-fightin' series, anyway?

TOO MANY TO NAME, THAT'S WHO. Six games = a lot of peeps.

Let's do a visual analysis~

Gaira ♥

Phew! Got all that?

Now that we're totally familiar with Samurai Shodown's roster, let's move on to more important things, shall we?

Things like, oh, geez.

Showing them in various states of undress. Dx

Fundoshi~


It's mostly Haohmaru though.

Because Haohmaru is a whore.

Haohmaru, you crazy drunkard! You can't drink saké through your penis.

Mmmmm

And Gaira, your beads won't fit up there! C'mon now, a monk should know that!

Oh, what are we going to do with these guys?

Besides molest and abuse them, I mean.

Galford got himself caught . . .

Whoops! Evil look-alike rape time!

That's more like it, Gaira. ♥

Samurai and cultural traditions of homosexuality have a long, easily looked up history. (sheesh but Haohmaru is hot)

I feel like there should be a lot more porn of these characters, but that's all I have in my folder . . . ? :0

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