Link & Ganon

This is another one of those posts that I couldn't believe I hadn't already done!

I've done one Zelda post prior to today, but it didn't have much to it.

And the main series baddy, Ganon, was hardly featured at all!

Well, we gotta fix some of dat.

Let's show both Link and Ganon, whoring it up!

Yeah, just like that.

YES, Link. The sluttier the better!

Take that cock!

Fish cock!

Cocks plural!

This is how we do it.

I'm not sure who Mask Guy is, but I'm assuming he's from one of the games I ain't played.

Same with Bandanna Dude.

Someone correct me if wrong!

But back to our featured players.

Tell me, who usually wins in these skirmishes Link and Ganon have?

Hmmm . . .

Link does. xD

So that's why he's the Hero of Hyrule . . .

And Ganon is consigned to be the BITCH.

Poor guy.

No wonder he's evil.



  1. 'Mask dude' and 'bandana dude' are named Byrne and Gonzo respectively. The former's an antagonist in Spirit Tracks, the latter's a supporting character in Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass.

    1. Byrne starts to bat for the other team, in more ways than one. Also, Gonzo is featured in Spirit Tracks, just under a descendant known as Alfonzo

  2. Nice post!

    I mostly saved the nice ones of Ganon. LOL. Link can go screw himself... heh.

  3. Time to google redead porn