It should be pronounced "Mar-Duke"

I've really got to stop obsessively rewatching fighting game trailers.


Poison was just announced for Street Fighter x Tekken. Fucking POISON! And Cody (♥♥♥)! And Guy! It's like a Final Fight reunion! SOOOO EFFIN HYPEEEEED.

Which has nothing to do with this post, which is mostly sexy shots of Tekken's King and Marduk, but whatever.

Cute butts~

I like how they're all buddy-teamin' it up now.

Ohhh, Marduk, I kinda despise your personality and you're not really much fun for me to play as, but you're saved by epic hotness.

"That's big," gulps Marduck as he stares up at Hugo's crotch. (watch the trailer, he totally does)



Tekken Tag Tournament 2 will be fun as well of course, despite that retardation Alisa being prominently shown in the trailers (god I hate her)

Surprise, Marduk! Armor King is going to rape you from behind in the middle of the ring!
Pay-Per-View, naturally.

Pretty sure you can see his (CG-generated!) package outline in this one. u_u

1 comment:

  1. I refuse to believe that the last screenshot is true, because that would require game designers to acknowledge that dudes have genitalia and to celebrate that fact...and that simply cannot be.