5/28/11

Kochikame: Bomb Threat

It's Kochikame's first movie! Tell me viewers, how do you think the film will bring the audience up to speed on characters they may be unfamiliar with, and summarize the thrust of the show, all within the movie's first ten minutes?

Well, first you could have Ryotsu get tangled up in the wires of a timebomb.

Then have his so-called friends abandon him in a grassy field! (like assholes!)

What to do, what to do?!

Oh, he got it!

Wait, no, that was just your belt, Ryo-san.

Whoops!

Time is running out!

And for some reason his underwear fell too!

. . . oh who am I kidding. This was all a blatant attempt to flash Ryotsu's furry butt at us (again)

Yes, THAT is basically the first thing the feature film does. Makes sense to me!

Because really, that IS Kochikame in a nutshell . . .

4 comments:

  1. Well, he disarmed something...

    ...unfortunately, he may have potentially armed something else. tee-hee.

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  2. sex bomb
    sex bomb
    youre my sex bomb~
    you know how to turn me on~

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  3. YAY MORE SCREENCAPS.

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  4. Does anyone know where you can watch the series? I have been looking online and cant find anywhere. I really want 97

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