Undies

But just because I love jockstraps, dear reader, doesn't mean you should feel limited to only those blessed undergarments.

After all, underwear comes in so many different kinds.

And just about everyone wears them.

Each with their own preferences and favorites!

Whether it be briefs . . .

Or . . .

Well . . .

What have you!

Some guys really like to sag.

Buy a belt, you kids!

Underwear comes in a variety of colors.

As well as designs.

It's important to sufficiently adjust your undies to fit snugly around your pouch.

As well as your rear.

But the main thing you should look for in any pair of underwear is comfort!

No matter if that means they're a little big . . .

Or a little small! (maybe they shrunk in the wash?)

Just be careful that they're on all the way.

And if you're gonna peel them off, do it yourself!

Don't let anybody else do it.

That's a sure-fire road to trouble.

In closing, just remember: Nothing brings out a good bulge like the right type of underwear.

So go on, you, take your pick!

Be the envy of all your nudist friends.

What kind is your favorite?