Best at what he does . . .

So I keep seeing commercials for this new Wolverine movie. Let's be topical again!

Rar! Let's show some official stuff first.

Wolverine in tanktop.

Wolverine in ripped tanktop.

Wolverine shirtless.


More Wolverine shirtless.

Wolverine shirtless and in leather pants?


Wolverine at a cookout!

From the Marvel Swimsuit Specials. These things were great. They gave fanservice shots of men AND women!

Wolverine naked.

Wolverine's naked furry butt.

Wolverine in bondage!

More bondage!

Omega-Red bondage!

A true wilderness man . . .



Now for the porn!


Good thing he's got a healing factor in his rectum.


Some symbiote sex with Venom . . .


Tentacles, too!

You know he'd be an expert at dirty-talk.



Here's a bunch with Wolverine and his enemy/rival/soul-mate/dad?/first-cousin?/brother?/um . . . ACQUAINTENCE, Sabretooth.

And lastly . . . some video-game sprites.

Snikt.

Singlets, and the athletes who wear them.

Unscripted and unprofessional! Amateur jocks squeezing the buns and groping the nads, 'natch!

We'll start with some little somethings to whet your appetite.

Uh oh, looks like this fellow's got a problem. Luckily his coach is there to to lend a hand.

PACKAGE?

The real reason why I love singlets so much. C'mon dude. C'mon.

But enough of that! Let's see some hot wrasslin' action!

Dude's about to get spanked.

Sadly though, eventually the singlets have to come off . . .

Well, unless you're this guy.

Outlaw Star

aka. that space/cowboy anime from the 90's that wasn't Cowboy Bebop!

Let's cut to the chase. The show had a hot protagonist.

Gene Starwind. Arrogant, a jerk, lazy, and a lech. He's got bad attitude and a problem with authority! Also has a kickass gun, an untested space ship, and lots of hot chicks on his crew.

He's also prone to sitting around in his boxers a lot. (or just naked)

See what I mean?

Here he is after being poisoned by a kei pirate. Surely stripping him down to his underwear will help his body recover!

And Gene's adventures with underwear doesn't end there. Here he is washing a pair.

Walking around with them.

Hanging them up to dry . . . on one of Gilliam's maintenance lines.

"Gene, why don't you hang them in your quarters?"

"Like I want to wake up with underwear in my face!"

"But . . . they are your underwear."

"That's why I don't want to see 'em!"

MONEY SHOT

There was a trippy vision sequence one time where we saw him and Melfina naked . . . Too bad he's got Ken doll crotch syndrome in it.

And who can forget that episode where he got sent to prison (on purpose!) and got to spend time sweating in the sauna with the guys?

Or the prison ass-rape that followed?

(alright, not really, but we can pretend)

Pagua Sonfa. Pagua Sonfa. Pagua Sonfa.