Secret Weakness

 

Okay guys. Yes, I know. I KNOW. I just did a post on Kaipan.

But this episode was just pointed out to me and it's REALLY hot (like all Kaipan episodes are) so I'm gonna do it anyway! This is part of my efforts to make posting in this thing more spontaneous!

So yes folks! That means . . .

. . . more crotch-level bulge shots and . . .

. . . more shots of this handsome mug. ♥

 

Here we go!

Yeah! In true Ginyu style!

And then . . .

OH IT FELT SO GOOD LET'S DO IT AGAIN

Ohhhhh yeah!

But enough of this nonsense! Let's get to the "plot" of this episode!

Oh dear. It seems that fellow police box worker Reiko has been kidnapped by an evil organization. And the only way to rescue her . . .

. . . is to get through Kaipan!

Well, Ryotsu is rarin' to do just that! However, his partner stops him.

My my! Seems that our handsome Nakagawa wishes to do battle with our speedo-clad foe first!

He puts up his dukes . . . but what's this?

With a sly smirk, Kaipan lets him in on the rules.

 

In order to fight him, you must let go of your material possessions and desires.

Those things just hold us back from achieving our true potential.

That is why . . .

*stretch*

You must let these things go!

Yes! This is the only true way for a man to fight!

 "N--NAKED?!" Nakagawa utters.

No! He can't do that! It's too much!

But . . . for Reiko, he's got to!

Ryo-san is surprised and impressed by his partner's gusto. It's not every man who would willingly do battle . . .

. . . while embarrassed as all get out!

 Hahah, Kaipan, too, is pleased.

But he senses that Nakagawa isn't entirely comfortable with himself yet. Come, let those mosaic tiles be free!

 The bishounen cop growls in displeasure, but . . .

 "ALRIGHT I'LL DO IT!"

It takes an almost inhuman level of willpower, but Nakagawa puts his arms at his sides! Incredible!

That's great! But, wait a second . . .

"What in the world could THAT be!?!?!?"

"What? Where? I don't see anything."

Taking advantage of his opponent's sheer naïveté, Kaipan leaps into action!

His body is a whirlwind of taut muscles and tightly controlled movement.

Nakagawa turns just in time to see . . .

Oh dear. That is not the face of a man who sees good things coming in his future.

GAH!

With no time to dodge (or perhaps he's simply mesmerized by the oncoming sight) Nakagawa can only stand gaping in place . . .

. . . as . . .

 . . . he takes the full impact!

MMMPH! A mouthful of balls!

GROIN SMASH ATTACK, REDUX

 Oh, dear! Ryotsu can't bear to look at the wantom carnage!

A few moments later . . .

. . . and Nakagawa has been defeated, looking much the worse for wear. Poor guy, he did his best!

Well, Ryotsu isn't going to take this treatment lying down!

"You want a naked fight? I'll give you a REAL naked fight!"

In one swift movement, Ryotsu flings off all clothing . . .

. . . and BAM! A new challenger has appeared!

"Ah, so you think you can take me where your partner failed?"

"We'll see about that!"

"WE SURE WILL!"

A good old-fashioned bare-naked brawl ensues . . .

Ryotsu attacks first!

Then Kaipan!

At first neither man can get the upper hand . . .

But as the fight goes on, Ryotsu finds himself falling back under the punishing blows!

 If only there was something on Kaipan's smooth and flawless body he could get a grip on . . .

Something like . . .

?!?!?!

A hidden weakness is revealed!

And Ryo-san is all ABOUT taking advantage of hidden weaknesses!

Pulling on the strip of cloth  to get Kaipan off-balance . . .

 Ryotsu's got him right where he wants him!

RAWR

Take that!

But Kaipan is cool under pressure.

He knows that he merely has to roll with this forward momentum and make it his own.

Like so!

 

A view of his glorious backside is the only thing Ryotsu gets for his efforts!

 

And now . . .

Kaipan's gonna end this here and now!

Now enraged, he strikes quite an imposing figure . . .

Is this the end for Ryo-san?

Eh? What's this?

Eh?

EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Oh no! Ryo-san took his precious neck tie!

 That means . . . that means . . .

That Kaipan is NAKED!

Ohh, this is horrible!

Now everyone can see him!

Every bit of him!

Ahh, so Kaipan is a freak who places inordinate amounts of importance on one fashion accessory.

Without this tie, he's overcome by shame at his hedonistic lifestyle.

"It's sooooo embarrassing!"

 Well!

Sounds like that's that, then!

Ryotsu's got the situation under control.

He quickly seizes the opportunity to rush to the next level.

. . . hiking up his shorts as he does so. ♥

 

 

Hang on Reiko, he's coming!