6/18/12

Kaipan Strikes Back

 It's here folks! What you've all been waiting for! The return . . .

. . . of Special Detective Kaipan!

 Yeeeeahhhhh!

Wooooooooo!
 
Ohhhhhhhh!
 
YES!!!
 
Surprised Ryotsu? You shouldn't be.

This IS the show that basically prides itself on embarrassing you as much as possible.

Anyway, you're going to join this crack team of professionals for this episode.
 
Change into proper uniform.

 . . . cutie.

Properly attired, the heroic duo race to where they're needed most . . . the heart of danger!

But what's this? Stairs?

No! There's men at the TOP of the stairs!

Your standard anime hoodlums.

Hah! Ryotsu's got this one covered.

One spray of machine gun fire and these guys are toast!
 
NO, RYOTSU. Bad dog.

Give him that thing.

Don't you know?

 
Special Detectives are like Batman.

Meaning . . .

. . . that these guns?
 
Worthless.
 
We solve our problems in OTHER ways.
 
 Namely . . .

Through proper health and nutrition. Such as those found in bananas you can purchase at any local supermarket.
 
 Oh.

And also through gratuitous stripping.
 
Do you see the difference now, boys?

One is a banana. The other is Kaipan's cock.
 
Well they're certainly intimidated by something. Perhaps a potassium deficiency.
 
 Now then.

Let us
 
get down
 
to
 
BUSINESS.
 
Their morale is breaking, but it's not quite enough yet.
 
Hmm, how to tip the scales in our favor . . .
 
RYOTSU, WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE.
 
It's time for Ryo-san to show us what he's got!

 
Well, perhaps not.

Man, I don't know if Ryotsu will ever really make Special Detective.
 
Not so long as he has this pesky "modesty" problem.

"Okay, I'm naked. You happy now?"
 
Now, Ryotsu, you know the rules.
 
When Special Detectives go into action they don't do things half-way!
 
Much better.
 
These goons don't stand a chance now.

Where one naked man was effective, two are doubly so!
 
 The time is nigh.

For ACTION.
 
They don't even see it coming.
 
GROIN SMASH ATTACK!

SQUASH! One man is buried beneath Kaipan's firm backside.
 
SQUASH! Another is taken under Ryotsu's hairy rump.

And holding that position for only a few seconds . . .

Their foes are soon vanquished.
 
 
 
 It'll be a while . . .

. . . before they get that taste out of their mouths!
 
Good job, Ryotsu. There may be hope for you yet.
 
Joy.

(by the way, for those who have been asking lately, I've been getting my Kochikame episodes from this torrent. All dubbed in Spanish!)

16 comments:

  1. Now that was some hot stuff right there.

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  2. Now the real question is if those tongues nwere out while the guys were sitting on their faces? XD

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  3. Oh my God!! Kaipan's incredibly hot!! And eww, I hope blacks in today's anime are finally drawn better. And bwuahahaha, their mouths were hella open!! Dammit! . Damn that Kaipan!

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  4. Mmmmm... I wanna be the black guy...

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  5. ... why does "GROIN SMASH ATTACK!" remind me of a Poke'mon move?

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  6. GOOD GRACES !! this one was incredibly well done !!

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  7. what I would give to be graced by having Ryotsu's groin in my face... T-T

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    1. Maybe some day . . . if you're good . . .

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  8. Oh man! Ryotsu has one sexy voice in Spanish!

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  9. Groin Smash Attack!
    in this one too: http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/a1aOSh7Undk/

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    1. . . . oh dear lord. Thank you for pointing this episode out to me. Expect a post on it TOMORROW.

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  10. Hot damn. I've been watching all the wrong cartoons....

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  11. scuse mr soup goblin um u know how u left the that torrent file so other people could download well the file is to big for my laptop,is it in smaller pieces i mean not downloading one ep at a town broken into smaller pieces cause it to big for my laptop to handle,if it was in smaller pieces i could download a a dozen eps in one file and steadly put it on my external hard drive r and then do this till i had all of them please help me with this i apreciate any help u can give me

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  12. What episode is this from? I can't find it anywhere :(.

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