Kimahri Ronso

As our week of Final Fantasy hotties continues, we jump back up to FFX. Better buckle up, dudes. This one is a real beast(!)

It's Kimahri! He's big, he's furry, he's blue! And he's also the Strong And Silent type. Ergo: all you could want in a man?

Sweet action figure

I always liked the character designs in FFX, especially the clothes (except for Tidus' >_>). Art like this can really show off the different cultural influences that went into his wardrobe!

Or he could just . . . y'know, go naked.

This is what happens when you lose a random encounter with him. u_u

We all knew Wakka was a slut. I mean, c'mon.

Unf

But Wakka isn't Kimahri's only lay. He also bags . . . a humanized Red XIII? (I don't know!)

And how about characters from completely different franchises? Monkian from Thunder Cats!
Rar.

Cid Highwind

Continuing the FFVII route, here we encounter that game's Cid (my favorite of the lot). He's a chain-smokin', swear-sayin', "tea" swillin' airship pilot with the grumpiest attitude this side of Gold Saucer. But he combines the Engineer class with the Dragoon class, so that makes him awesome in my book!

Wow, Nomura art WITHOUT needless buckles and straps? I had forgotten there was such a thing.

Grr.

His look in Kingdom Hearts. In that game he's still grumpy, but works as a shopkeeper and fixes up your gummi ship.

Some artists like to draw Cid really burly.

I got no complaints with that. x3

Flightsuit fetish?

Dongsaeng draws him with the cutest briefs. (because MANLY MEN aren't afraid to wear adorable underwear)

Gettin' sucked off by the group leader.

Actually, Cid probably gets a lot of blow jobs in his line of work.

But he probably spends more time tending to his own needs. You know, a pilot's best friend is his hand. (and lord knows Shera isn't ever gonna satisfy him)

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

Getting . . . interrogated . . . by Reeves.

A little tied up

Vincent/Cid is his most popular yaoi pairing, but I'm not really sure why.

When it looks like THIS though, I don't really mind. Vincent's final limit break might leave him a little sore!

. . . Moogles!?

SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DRINK YOUR $*^&$%# TEA!

Barret Wallace

Terrorist. AVALANCHE boss. Family man. Gun-arm. Mister T impersonator.

Final Fantasy Week continues here at the stash! This time we take a look at Barret from Final Fantasy VII. The man was all kinds of badass.

Here's what he looked like in the game. Wow . . . wh-what cutting edge graphics!

And here's his look from the movie Advent Children.

Mmmmm, lickable chest.

Standing around with some other schmos.

He's got an action figure that's RIPPED.It's no less than he deserves, I suppose!

Next we attack you with some big beefy fanart.

Messing around with Cid.

This one's by one of my favorite artists, Hellboy. It's what happens when Barret tests out a new gun-arm attachment without properly securing his clothing. ♥

And who can forget the time Barret disguised himself in that little sailor suit?

Pound that tight bishie ass.