The show: Ixion Saga DT!
The hunk: this guy! Sainglain, member of the Princess' honor guard and veteran swordsman!
Just another generic fantasy anime with "wacky" humor elements!
The main character Kon is a gamer who got sucked into a video game world. So I'm ASSUMING this show is exactly like Captain N: The Game Master.
Anyway! Episode 5! Starring: Tits!
Translation: the adventuring party is staying at the beach!
Kon is plotting how to get himself some of that beach babe action when in steps . . .
!!!!!
Oh my.
Rather than be totally amazed at his stalwart companion's body, however, Kon has the reaction of . . .
:O :O :O
A lecture on how repulsive he looks!
Yes, that's right! As so many anime have taught us, only bishounen, lolis, or girls with huge racks are allowed to be considered attractive! Any other body type is unacceptable! And fan who might like those other types anyway must be freaks! YES, THANK YOU ANIME, WE GET IT, YOU CAN STOP THAT NOW.
*ahem*
Sorry.
Anyway, that bullshit rolls off Sainglain like water off a duck's back as he points out . . .
. . . that as a trained fighter, doesn't it make sense he'd have muscles? O_o
Anyway, Sainglain is totally hot and he sure doesn't need approval from Kon to know that.
He then flexes his pec.
And as a final burn, notes that Kon has all the muscle tone of a grasshopper.
Now that all the body shaming is out of the way, let's move on!
With the close-up on Sainglain's ass, you might not have noticed what he's saying here. But let's read that cap again, everyone. Sainglain actually thinks he's out of shape.
Astonishing.
Let's get some . . . towel wiping action.
Ohhhh, yeah.
Anyway.
Kon spends the remainder of the episode, having finished with his bara shaming, moving on to trans shaming. I sort of hate him a lot.
So let's ignore him forever and focus only on the muscle man.
That cute little critter has clearly picked the best perch.
Hahah! No one likes you, Kon!
But the day grows late.
And it is time to sleep.
While snoring adorably. ♥
Ixion Saga DT
