Mad Bull 34

Warning! Strong heterosexual content in this one!

Speaking of detectives, let's show another officer of the law, shall we?

Meet John Estes, aka. Sleepy, aka. Mad Bull.

He's a New York cop and a big fella. At least compared to his new Japanese-American partner Daizaburo. That's because he's GRADE-A AMERICAN BEEF, ladies and gentlemen. He's also the star of a 4-part OVA released overseas by Manga Video. Which . . . should really tell you all you need to know! (if it doesn't, it means that you can expect lots of needless sex, gore, and a whooole lot of FUUUUCK! shouting. They loved their 18+ rating!)

No, he isn't nick-named Sleepy because he's tired all the time.

But he DOES have a penchant for showing off that bod.

The plot of the first episode goes something like, Sleepy makes Daizaburo drive him around to various apartment buildings. Sleepy goes in, and then comes back out later half-dressed.

And LOADED with cash! Just what could he be doing inside to get so much money?

Oh, right. Fucking a hooker and then stealing her money.

. . . Yep, that's the kind of show Mad Bull 34 is!

But it's for their own good! Or something. There was nonsensical justification! I dunno, I think they just needed to have a sex scene once an episode.

But, yeah.

It's a good thing for you guys that I'm willing to brave this sleazy program in order to bring you the beefy goodness.

Since Sleepy is a manly man. That means he has to fight without a shirt on.

He's a tough one!

But Sleepy's tough too!

In fact, he's the toughest of the tough! That's why they call him MAD BULL.

Even after sustaining life-threatening injuries . . .

After a short recuperation at the nearest hospital he, uh, he bounces right back!

Y'know what? Let's just get all the prostitute sex out of the way now so we don't have to deal with them anymore. Crazy prostitutes!

He bangs so many whores, sometimes he even mistakes random woman who come to his door for them. Er, whoops!

It was . . . an honest mistake?

There, thank goodness that's over! To cleanse our palette, let's show that Sleepy molests naked men too.

This one time, Sleepy thought he was gonna do a whore but it turned out he didn't.

Instead, she chained him to the bed and left. To commit crimes! I like it. It has a certain kinky flair.

Anyway, I'm sure you can all see where this is leading.

Daizaburo gets an eyeful.

"What're ya doin' just standin' there!? Get me outta this!" Sleepy shouts, as his partner's eyes glaze over with . . . lust?

Oh man, is there really anything better than a strong man in bondage? It's tough to think of anything right now.

Finding his partner's strength insufficient, Sleepy's gotta handle this himself.

With a great show of . . .

STRENGTH!

Nice, right? But that kinda situation is practically common for these two.
Because seriously, like pretty much any buddy-cop show . . .

We all know that the big guy's partner is his main bitch.

Ain't that right buddy.