Thundercats

THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ah yeah, that 80's cartoon that turned all us kids into furries back in the day. Or was that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Swat Kats? Road Rovers? It's so hard to keep them all straight these days.

Oh, but no. No. It was definitely Thundercats.

Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight~!

We'll never forget the first episode, will we? The one where everyone was naked the whole time?

Wait . . . naked?

We can do that too.

Let's rank the main male characters in order of hotness! First up is OBVIOUSLY Panthro.

Next is Lion-o.

And, uh, I guess Tygra is here too.

BACK TO PANTHRO. He was totally the manliest anthropomorphic space cat in the universe, you guys. All thick muscles and rough voice. And he was smart, too! He designed all their vehicles! He drove their tank!

Definitely the best. Even Mumm-Ra the ever-living thinks so.

Anyway . . . because I like him, let's see him in kinky bondage and rape scenarios?

Yep, that looks about right.

Lion-O wants a piece of that bondage action too!

Well okay, he can have it.

Lion-O always kinda annoyed me. I mean, I guess he's hot and all, but he wasn't the brightest bulb in the box. Half the time he'd forget he had a magic sword with him that could see anywhere. And when he DID remember--ARRGH--it would suddenly have powers IT NEVER HAD BEFORE. Cartoon writers used to smoke a lot of crack, I think. Anyway . . .

. . . I forget what I was saying. Let's stuff a cock up his butt.

THUNDERCATS OHHHHHHHHH

And Tygra. Tygra Tygra Tygra. His voice always made him sound stoned.

Also: these days the fandom mostly agrees that he's a slut?

I guess that's about right.

But even screwing mutants? For shame!

Oh, wait . . . Panthro, too?

Even Final Fantasy X's Kimahri? Okay Tygra, you're forgiven.

I guess it's really Monkian who's the slut.

Quick, Thundercats! Satisfy my spanking fetish!

Thank you.

Thundercats.