Where SoupGoblin Went

(for the tl;dr crowd, I went to tumblr where you can follow me at SoupGoblin's Tumblr (creatively named, I know))

Well.

It's been a while, huh?

Not just since the last update, I mean. Since I started this blog, way back in September, 2008. Holy cow! When I first started doing this I figured I'd post for a couple weeks, then drop it when I received no traffic. Instead, I kept chugging along for the better part of five years (with quite a few months of zero content along the way, granted). This thing represents a significant chunk of my adult life.

And what a blast it's been! So much of who I am today is thanks to this silly blog. I've made friends, adapted doujin, played games, watched and screencapped tons of anime I wouldn't have heard about otherwise, had a terrible internet relationship, had another terrible internet relationship, developed OCs, worked on my photoshop skills and my writing, roleplayed, stopped roleplaying, grew to hate my shitty job, read comics, explored my sexuality, became widely known as obsessed with spanking, and, I hope, put at ease a handful of horny perverted amazing homosexual geeks that no, your interests are not weird--well, maybe they are, but they're the kinky awesome kind of weird--and that there are others out there who share them.

I hope, at least, that that last one is true, because it's the one I'm most proud of. We all need our safe havens, and if there are none available we make our own. This one was mine.

Google image search of my internet handle. A fitting enough legacy, I suppose.

But, I'm afraid that wonderful time is now officially coming to an end.

That probably will surprise no one, as updates have been few and far between for ages now (2013 only had 24 posts to it). But I just wanted to spare anyone the trouble of checking back here anymore. Unless things change drastically, this is gonna be the Stash's final post. Blogspot changed something within their infrastructure some time ago which my PC did not agree with, and it has made posting troublesome ever since. And honestly, even before that the format was pretty clunky.

But nah, it's more than that. My interests have shifted a bit, too. I just don't have time for those big long epic posts anymore, as awesome as they were. Tumblr is a lot easier for me. A couple clicks and some pithy comments and a post is done. And the ease of reblogging makes me feel like we're all sharing the load. I regularly update there. I hope anyone who still wants to follow me will make the shift over there, if they haven't already. :]

But um, before you do that.

I just wanted to say thank you.

To anyone who ever commented, or sent me an email, or expressed any interest at all, even if it was just to say "that's hot" or "you should post more of this". Thank you so much. You made it all worth it. And to the people who just clicked through for the porn and to watch me make a fool of myself, well, you all made it worth it, too. I'm not going to pretend this blog was life changing to anyone or anything, but I hope that some posts least brought a few smiles (maybe a few boners) and brightened a few days. That's all I was going for.

Keep on ogling those hunks. ♥

Where I'm At

So the posts have been a mite slow here lately, but it's not because I've been slacking off from the internet or anything. On the contrary! I am more sites than ever! I am like a very thin crust on a very large pastry.

So where have I been posting?

Welllll, in addition to my regular tumblr . . .

. . . which is mostly pictures like this--screencaps of hunky anime/videogame/comic men, and random stuff I reblog) I also now have . . . a personal tumblr!

(if you can guess the reference I'll give you a cookie)

7 Notes of Music. Which exists to give me an outlet for non-pornopraphic thoughts. Because believe it or not, sometimes I get tired of always talking about porn.

:O

Also, I have yet anther tumblr, a third one! This one called, er, SpankoMorphs!

aaaand we're back to the porn

This one is dedicated to the, literally, hundreds of pictures I've photomorphed over the years into silly spanking mini-comics. I've made them for personal enjoyment and for sharing with friends mostly, but have now decided to release them to the public as well! So anyone with a male spanking fetish or who just enjoys grown men in pain and/or just chagrined and embarrassed should totally check it out~

I've also made a profile on GaymerConnect. GUYS! There is a social networking site for LGBT videogame addicts. WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME????

It is also closely linked to the GaymerX convention, which looks SO AWESOME and I'd dearly love to travel to but, alas, one convention a year is all my budget can handle. (more on that below)

'Oni Games' by Rubensum

I'm also still most active of all on my Furaffinity page, where I write dirty stories about muscular, multi-colored oni. I've made so many friends there! The best of whom, I am soon going on a little trip with to . . .

Spartan '300' cosplayers. I'm told they are regular visitors. No, that's not the only reason I'm going!

DRAGON*CON! Oh man you guys. This is gonna be so much fun and I've been trying to save money all year for it and it's all me and my friends talk about and it's gonna be GREAT. It's held at the end of August, and I know it's kinda late now to make arrangements, but if anyone else happens to be going and you wanna make plans to meet up, just let me know, through email or comment!

And that's pretty much where I'm at. :]

Full Disclosure

So I've actually gotten a few messages from my last post, which is nice! In the interests of full disclosure however, I feel like I should paint a more complete picture of myself and what I'm looking for. Everyone who comes here just looking for porn . . . ignore this post! We'll get back to you momentarily.

About me: 28 year old nerd who loves anime, video games, sci-fi and fantasy, manga, and comic books. You probably knew that stuff already though, right?

Some stuff you may not know is, I'm currently living in New York in a house with my two brothers (who get along with each other) and my two cats (who do NOT get along with each other). I am the least judgmental person who I, personally, know. I have flat feet. I don't currently have a car, but my full-time retail slave job is within walking distance so it's not a big deal to me. I am also hopeless romantic.

This is what I looked like a year ago:

. . . N--not bad?

What you CAN'T SEE in these pictures: my bad posture, my ridiculously skinny arms, my growing bald spot :0

And this is what I look like more recently:

Do not worry! I am not too attached to the ugly beard. The hat, however, stays.

Most days I'm kinda afraid to leave the house because then the public can SEE me.

Sex stuff! This is where most will lose interest, I'm afraid. You see, despite running a gay porn blog for umpteen years, I'm pretty much asexual when it comes to my own body. Gay sex just sorta . . . bores me most of the time, unless there's something else I can focus on during it. This doesn't mean that I don't crave affection though. Hugging, kissing, cuddling . . . emotional stuff . . . that's pretty much the stuff I'm after here. I'm just not really into the 'normal' sexual aspects of a relationship.

Not that I don't have a sex-drive. Far from it. What I AM into is pretty much the kinkier stuff. Spanking is my biggest fetish. 99% of the time when I jerk off, it's to fantasies of a powerful bara man getting turned over a knee, his pants roughly shoved down, and his bare butt getting slapped and spanked until he's howling for it to stop. That is what my penis likes! Related kinks are stuff like power play, humiliation, and bondage. Any prospective dudes should like that stuff too . . . if only to understand what I'm into. And of course it'd be nice to both be turned on by the same stuff. ^^

So yeah.

What I'm looking for: Someone affectionate and caring, firstly. A spanko. The geekier, the better. A gaymer. I love to show new shows and games to people, and if they can appreciate them (and even show me stuff as well) then that'd be swell! Someone open-minded. Someone out of the closet. Someone who tips their waiters. Someone who doesn't mind putting up with my insecurities (and I have a lot) and who is, above all, sincere and genuine.

In short, a nice gay furry, spanko, geek!

Yeah, there's lots of those just roaming around. -_-

What I'm NOT looking for: Casual hookups (I've got internet RPs for those :P). A Republican (:X). A body-builder (not that that would be BAD, just that I'm not really interested in outward appearance. Just because I like bara doesn't mean my SO has to be bara). Someone who lives really far away (sorry guys! Both my previous relationships have been long-distance, and both refused opportunities to meet up when we could so I'm a bit leery of them now).

And . . . that's that I guess.

Unnnnnnngh

Sorry for the lack of posts lately guys. Hahah, I feel lately like I do these 'apology' posts more often than regular ones. To be totally honest, I just haven't been in the mood lately to put one together, even though I have looooads of stuff I could do them on. Like Uvogin from Hunter x Hunter. Mmmm, Uvogin.

Also been a bit preoccupied lately with thoughts concerning me and my romantic prospects. Not to give too much depressing information, but at this rate I'm going to die cold, alone, and untouched. Anyone in the Tri-State area interested in dating a skinny scruffy white guy obsessed with spanking, buff cartoon men, playing video games, and general nerditry? If so, drop me a line!

No, seriously. Drop me a line. My e-mail's on the sidebar.

As for the rest, well, I'll see if I can do a 'real' post soon. Until then.

Small Break

Sorry for not updating lately guys. I've been going through some personal stuff, mostly involving being single again, and have been trying to just focus on me for a bit and step back from the internet. Posts will resume when I get over this slump!

Counting the Days

 It's coming up so quick now.

Is it really only a few more weeks?

Haven't even started to get ready yet.

 

And naturally, I'm nervous as hell.

And why shouldn't I be? I've never felt this way before, with ANYONE.

What if I fuck it up?

No, no, don't think like that.

Just gotta tell myself it'll go great (because it will) and punch on through.

From the first moment we met, somehow I knew.

Don't ask how. I thought maybe I was hallucinating.

 

And then I asked him to be my Valentine. So corny.

 Right?

 . . . But he said yes.

 

Who would say yes to that kind of corny . . .

He would.

Man, just . . . he would.

(counting the days)

aaaauuuugh

SORRY I haven't updated in a while guys. My monitor is still broken, so I'm stuck on the downstairs family PC. (actually, it's the family PC's monitor that's broken, and we're using my own as a stand-in for it) POINT IS, my happy porno time is limited to times when no one else is around, which isn't too often! Plus, my huge bara collection is on my own PC and not this one. Maybe we'll get a new monitor for Christmas . . .?

If it helps, this is probably much more annoying for me than for you! Going over two days without posting something here and I start breaking out in chills and cold sweats. O_o;;;;;

While separated from my pictures however, I have been working on my fiction! (google docs is wonderful) Just to post something (ANYTHING) here's a little excerpt from a piece I've been working on for Soto's contest . . .

* * * * *

Curious, the Chosen One drew forward. What he saw surprised him immensely. It was the tentacled terror! The very one he’d been sent to dispatch. It resembled thick, oaken tree roots, issuing up from the ground and swaying like antennae. Their surface was one continuous length of rough bark, but otherwise smooth. There were a good dozen or more, surrounding the camp.

The bandits' burly leader was held aloft by two of the tentacles, fighting and struggling against the creature. But even his formidable strength was useless against the terror’s might. His punches and kicks had no effect, and his sword lay down below where he couldn’t reach it. Coils wrapped around his brawny biceps to keep him from moving as another tentacle came from behind and, with a loud RRRRRRIIIIP, tore his vest right off his body. The hairy man gave a yell at that, and began swearing up a storm. The medallion gleamed gold and green on his fuzzy chest. As the Chosen One watched, two more tentacles shot up from the ground and began to feel around the top of his pants.

“Boss! What’s happening?!” the youngest bandit cried out.

“I don’t get it! The ‘terrors have never bothered us before!” said an older, more experienced, bandit.

The men milled in confusion as, above them, their boss’s pants were grasped on either side and, with another loud tearing of cloth, was ripped right from his lower body. Now naked with his cock flopped out, the man twisted and flexed against the grasping, darting, impossibly strong tree roots. But the things arranged him to their pleasure. At once he was spread-eagled in mid-air with a different tentacle wrapped around each of his limbs and stretching him out.

“Release me, damn you!” the bearded man roared, sweating. More roots emerged from the ground around them. These were different from the others though. Not quite as thick, and with something glistening on their tips, looking almost like sap. He gave an involuntary shudder as one of them rose up to brush against his left nipple, coating it with the stuff. He wriggled and moaned as his other nipple was coated as well, both nubs hardening instantly as they were toyed with and gently caressed. By this point his men were simply watching, dumbfounded, as another sap-drenched tentacle ascended, this one giving his heavy balls a ponderous lick, then traveling up the underside of his shaft as his back arched, his cock hardening. Two tentacles parted his brawny buttocks, giving a third freedom to poke at his hairy hole. “Aaah . . . !”

Technical Difficulties

No posts 'til I buy a new monitor. ;_;

Almost There . . .

There IS light at the end of the tunnel. Just gotta keep reminding myself that. Should be finished with all the moving by next week.

. . . of course, even once that's done, I won't have internet in my room. So it'll still be a while before I can get back to regular updates. Uhhh, hang tough guys!

Moving

No no, don't worry, the blog is staying where it is.

It's me who's moving!

OH GOD I DIDN'T USE TO HAVE SO MUCH JUNK.

Don't expect much online activity from me until my crap is out of boxes.

Unless a shirtless bara god like Mike Haggar magically shows up to help me~

Me

SoupGoblin is watching you masturbate

Okay, so when I started this blog up I told myself I'd never do this, but I've received enough random requests over the years to make myself go, "eh, why not."

So here is your fugly lovely blogmaster in his natural environment.

Please no creepy-ass comments, and if I ever see these posted anywhere else this post is SO GETTING TAKEN DOWN. Luckily I'm posting it on a Sunday when no one uses the internet anyway.

Older picture, blurrier picture. Yes, I am a skinny unshaven geek in real life. /no one is surprised

I have to remember to do an early post tomorrow to bump this off the main page, too . . . x0

Oh, and just so everyone knows, this is my co-blogger Nimue. Why is she co-blogger? Because she likes to cuddle up to me while I make posts! Maybe she's a fan of bara as well . . .

(because it's not a proper blog unless there's pictures of the owner's cat)

Introducing Slake!

art by Jubell

Those of you who follow me on furaffinity have probably noticed recent postings of a blue-skinned oni. He's my own original character, Slake!

Even though I'm no artist, I've always kinda wanted my own character to play around with and pair up with others because I'm a whore. Now I do!

the following series of three drawings are by Crimsonblood

Slake is a badass who's several hundred years old. He was exiled from the Oni Kingdom because he tried to revolt against his father, the Oni King. Now he's forced to reside in human lands. Oh, how he loathes those disgusting humans!

Physical features include blue skin, yellow eyes, small horns, cute lil fangs, a ying-yang tattoo, and of course a buff, muscular body. He likes comfortable clothes, but because he's an Oni he still always wears traditional tiger-skin fundoshi as underwear.

stop ogling, you gross humans!

Because Slake gets bored easily and doesn't have much to do, he often sends small disasters to nearby villages. This is so that they'll send a strong warrior to fight him. Slake lives for combat, and (usually) only does bad things to get attention and have fights over. He HATES fighting weak opponents though, and will punish any who try with a brisk and humiliating spanking before sending them back with orders to return when they're stronger. ;3

art by Grisser

For more information you can check out his complete profile here.

So yeah, it's nice to have an OC around and stuff~ If anybody's ever in the mood to draw fanart or somethin', here is an available beefy subject~