Anyone who's even a casual gamer knows who Solid Snake is, right? Well, for those who don't, suffice to say that he's a badass, the main character of the Metal Gear series, and likes to hide in boxes.



Speaking of guards, what happens when Snake gets caught by soldiers? (er, or the other way around . . . )


Maybe he even gets off on it. Snake, for an espionage agent, enjoying your capture is not a good career decision!








But anonymous soldiers aren't the only ones boning our manly hero! Since he was a surprise addition to Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Snake's character was opened up to all sorts of perverted, crossover possibilities.
Like a tentacle rape from Bulbasaur!
Fire Emblem's Ike!
Star Fox's . . . Fox!
Ganon!
Yoshi, with the help of Captain Falcon! (thanks again Enornymous)
Even characters not from Smash, like Dante from Devil May Cry!And then the OC's . . .

What a slut.























