Showing posts with label video games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label video games. Show all posts

4/25/13

Saturday Night Slam Masters

aka. Muscle Bomber: The Body Explosion!

Released in the early 90s by Capcom, it was a wrestling game that also had some ties to the Street Fighter franchise! It was also unbearably homo-erotic because, I mean, wrestling game.

Character design were done by the man behind Fist of the North Star, Tetsuo Hara.

Just stockpiled to the rafters with beefy, muscly goodness.

For more information I'd recommend Hardcore Gaming 101!



And also this Bears in Games vid. x3

While we're at it, this awesome animated TV commercial I found!

So yeah, Muscle Bomber.

DID I MENTION THAT HAGGAR FROM FINAL FIGHT IS IN IT?!

Oh Haggar, you can pound me any day.

There's also a bunch of other dudes.

Like Biff Slamkovich, Russian wrestler who is close, personal friends with Zangief!

And Gunloc, aka. Lucky Colt, Biff's rival. He is Guile's brother in some continuities! He and Biff  trained together under Haggar. :3

The game also sports a plethora of other beefcakes.

My favorite however is this guy here, Rip Saber. And for a very simple reason which I'll get to in just a moment. u_u

He's not from the first game, but rather the sequel, which dumped the wrestling gameplay for more of a straightforward fighting game engine. Not as much fun, sadly. But we got a few new characters! (also, check out Haggar giving Lucky Colt a noogie up there, awww, so cute)

Anyway, the simple reason I like Rip Saber best? Well . . .

He wears a backless costume to wrestle in that shows a great deal of ass cleavage.

Yeah, it's as simple as that!

Screencaps graciously contributed by Lucky Stallion of Barbaric Brawn! (who is awesome, and you should all go read his blog if you like hunky barbarians and wrestlers and orcs and Greek gods and huge naked guys. u_u)

Where were we? Ah yes, Rip Saber.

It takes quite a man to wrestle while exposing such a luscious target.

He probably gets lots of catcalls and surprise spanks in the ring, I'm guessing.

Muscle Bomber!

4/4/13

Fantasies Final

 It's Final Fantasy's turn for a catch-up mega-post!

Aw yeah! Here we go.

Oh of course we missed ya, Wakka!

 

 
 We missed you . . . a lot . . .  *__*

Ahem! We missed other guys too!

Aw screw it, let's just get to the Wakka porn.




Yeah, show us those blitzballs.

 
 
 Tan lines. *__*

 
Wakka and Shoma. Just two jocks messin' around~

Didn't we just see this one in the last post? HMMMM.

Pushing it in.

SO THAT'S WAKKA COVERED.

Who's up next? Kimahri?

That works for me. :D

Run, Ronso, run!


 
With a Red XIII

 Ooh, and Ifrit too!

That's the type of summoning action I can get behind.

Sometimes the other ronso aren't so nice to "little" Kimahri.


Or maybe they're very nice? It's hard to say . . .

 
So that's Kimahri!

Who's next? AW YEAH some demon action!

Ifrit, the fiery devil summon!

He's hot hot hot.


 And he gets ALL the tail.

 
 
So that's Ifrit!

How about some more monster cuties~?

Rarrrrrr!

Okay, enough hunks. This is an FF post, and we all know what makes FF sell is the pretty boys. ;__;

But they can be hot too!

 
 
 
  
Who is this guy? Is he FFV's Butz, redesigned for Dissidia? Or is he someone from FFII or FFIII? HE'S IN MY FINAL FANTASY FOLDER SO HE MUST BE FROM FINAL FANTASY.

Oh it's that chicken wuss

With the perfect butt.

I prefer ketchup on my hotdogs. :X

Ride 'em cowboy~

Zell wears a jockstrap, CANON.

ZOMG! Bunansa-cest!

Mr. 33 Cm

Oh Snow, let me count the ways I hate your hair in XIII-2.

 (seriously, the hat was better)

Motorcycle sex~
 
OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS! I have a bunch of Sabin pictures this time.

Which is awesome, because Sabin is the best.

Ultros! :0

So happy I had lots of Sabin~ :3

Let's wrap this up, who's left? Barret?

Barret with both arms. O_o

Cait Sith, you rascal!

Auron!

Auron's hole.

Basch!

This random guy from FFIX.
 
Cid Highwind!

And there we go dudes and dudettes.

This was how you do a Final Fantasy mega-post.

Come back next week for posts that are much shorter!

Final Fantasy.