12/18/12

Sainglain's Hot Spring Bod

So we're gonna talk about Ixion Saga DT again! You all remember the beach episode they had featuring this adorable hunk Sainglain, right?

Well I guess the artists of this show just can't resist drawing his muscled bod, because a mere two episodes later (that would make this episode 7) . . .

They do a hot springs episode(!!!)

Geez, a beach episode and a hot spring episode, and they're practically right next to each other? I guess that's the kind of show this is!

Anyway, we first see annoying main character, Kon, frolicking and whatnot.

But all that splashing has got his bathing companion, Sainglain, wet.
Not cool, dude. This is Sainglain's peeved face.
Doesn't Kon know you're not supposed to jump into hotsprings? And no horseplay, either!
He needs a spanking.
 
 
And Sainglain's just the man to give him one!

Not paying attention, Kon is easily caught.
(what large hands! *__*)

 
 
Held upside down like a little kid, Kon frantically tries to cover his balls.

 
This is an . . . interesting way to lecture someone on bathing etiquette.

Embarrassment fetishists, you're welcome!

 After carrying him around for a bit, Sainglain throws him in the drink! (aww, no spanking)

(but we do get a beefy ass shot)
Anyway.

Now that a pecking order's been established, they can proceed to bathe in harmony.
 
How relaxing~

Until . . .
Something, er, apparently develops a mind of it's own.
HOT SPRING BONER ALERT.
"Clara" >_>
 
*GASP* DID KON JUST SPONTANEOUSLY BECAME A BARA FAN???

Best plot twist ever. It's like Ranma 1/2, except of being turned into a chick when exposed to cold water, Kon just wants to screw/be screwed by Sainglain!

Just give in, Kon. The fandom has spoken. From now on you're going to love muscular man pecs, juicy man buttocks, and virile man cocks. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Embarrassed by his throbbing hard-on, Kon hastily retreats!

 He spends the rest of the episode trying to figure out why his boner won't go down. No I'm not kidding. (sad note: it turns out he wasn't actually aroused by seeing Sainglain naked : /)

Let's cheer ourselves up over lost opportunities! Kon later finds Sainglain in some sort of . . . fucked up cafe for cat lovers?

OH MY GOD SO CUTE. (the cat too!)

All right. Sorry Sainglain, I legitimately want to marry you now. Men who love animals always win points with me.
This show loves its baths. A few episodes later (episode 10!) Sainglain takes another one.

This one is really short though and only has these two shots. But it clearly was put in just to remind the audience how sexy Sainglain is.

Goddammit this show is sorta starting to grow on me.

12/12/12

Locker Stalker

No, I did not just spend all day playing this game. Stalking every player, stealing and sniffing every jockstrap!

(okay, yes I did)
 
Fantasy Football Locker Stalker by Geremy Walker, available for absolutely free on his website!

12/7/12

Monstars

DON'T JUDGE ME.

Still one of the best pantsing scenes in any movie. *_*

11/29/12

Wreck-It

So I haven't seen this movie yet, with its protagonist and his abnormally large hands.

But, you know what they say about a man with large hands, right?
 
Large . . . gloves?
Anyway, but yeah. I was SUPPOSED to see it the other day with a friend.

But then he cancelled at the last minute. And on his messages was all like, "hope you have fun seeing it without me tho"
I was just like . . . "dude"

"YOU WERE MY RIDE TO THE MOVIES"

We'll see if I can arrange alternate transport for next time. e_e

I am interested in seeing any movie responsible for the "cute Zangief" movement which is taking the internets by storm.
 Plus, like, y'know.

It's Pixar. (EDIT: CORRECTION, no, it is not Pixar O_O)

 
 
I hear this movie is good. ;_;

11/25/12

New Imageboard


Seems like I do this post every year or so. xD

Old bara image board is dead! New bara image board is alive!

http://barachan.xibia.net/