Kochikame: Hidden Weapons

So in another Kochikame special, the gang finds out Saigo's packing heat once again and they freak out.

They gotta divest him of all that weaponry!

And much like last time, they do so by stripping him to his underclothes.

. . . but this time in a public restaurant.

Eh? But what's this?

A bulge that size! They neglected to check it!

 

 

Only one thing to do then . . . *groooope*

You never know what a man might be packing down here.

For all Ryotsu knows, he might have a massive thing ready to blow at a moment's notice.

Cocked and loaded!

(okay I'll stop. xD)

Looks like Saigo checked out.

"Yep! Nothing but a big honkin' dick!"

He's clean. u_u

And *MY* Axe!

 

There is something undeniably sexy to me about dwarves in fantasy.

Probably due to their association with such manly past times as mining, ale-drinking, beard braiding, axe and hammer wielding, and berserkering.

 

Not to mention forging, which typically involves physical exertion, lots of sweat, and for some odd reason going shirtless because exposed skin around hot surfaces is always a good idea. But YEAH, I could do a whole post on the sexiness of fantasy blacksmiths. (remind me to do that later) 

 But yeah.

I've always fancied short and stocky guys.

 

 And there should be more porn of them. u_u

 Dwarves.

Home Sweet Home

 

 Back from vacation!

 Did ya miss me?

 Huh? What's that? You didn't even notice I was gone?!

 Well . . . okay . . . (dammit, just like my cats! Dx)

 Well, for those that did miss me.

 Don't worry. We'll be up to our usual perversions soon enough.

 

 Glad to be back.