Colossus

He's big, he's Russian, he's metallic, he's . . . Colossus!

He's one of those mutants who always goes around shirtless so that people don't forget what his power is.

Also a skilled painter!

The guy who plays him for the movies is pretty hunky too. Too bad I heard he can't act very well. >_>


In the Ultimate line, he's totally gay! And that's totally awesome!

But he'd been whoring out his body long before that, in various Marvel Swimsuit Specials.

Here his "hard exterior" gets "softened up" by a "good afternoon's rubdown".

But enough of that official softcore porn! Let's get this big fucker nekkid!

What's that thing Futurama's Bender always says? "You can kiss my shiny metal ass"?

Bone

With other mutants!

His boyfriend, Northstar!

Cannonball! (Colossus, you cheating bastard)

Beast!

Wolverine!

Mmmm.

. . . Dragonball's Broly?

That's all, tovarisch.