Today's "pick" is Guy Gardner. He's from the Green Lantern Corps, kind of a "jingoistic parody of an ultra-macho red-blooded American male" (according to wikipedia!) That basically just means he's a very patriotic (galactic!) twat.
See what I mean? According to my pal Scott, Guy is kinda what would happen if an asshole fratboy got ahold of some super-powers. But as we all know, macho assholes are totally sexy to me as long as they're also hot men.
. . . which Guy clearly is.
In these pages totally ripped off from Shirtless Superheroes, Guy slowly loses more and more of his clothes until he's a half-naked hunk just swinging around some alien jungle.
(this page included mostly because John Stewart looks hot in it, not Guy. Oh well!)
I love old comics. Go far enough back in their histories, and eventually you'll find a naked scene for every hero.
Sometime in the 90's I think where every comic had to suddenly be EXTREME and EDGY, Guy was reinvented as Warrior, where he got some badass(?) tattoos and wore a lot fewer clothes!
Merry Christmas, bitch.
Chillin' with Superman . . .
The incident that got me interested in his character in the first place however, was how he once mooned Batman from outer-space.
It did not disappoint!
And that's why it's also so funny that the only porn I could find of Guy involved him tossed over Bat's lap getting a spanking. >3
I like this new theme.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the great otk spanking scenes, it really turns us on! :)
ReplyDeletePLEASE!!!!!!!!
Why, I just discovered Guy on an Batman anime on Sunday! & found him MORE than interesting!! So, I'm pleased by this post, sad for the lack of porn but thrilled by the new theme!!! (I was just gonna propose a 'Sunday shaving' theme, well here goes... nothing)
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ReplyDeleteHey SoupGoblin, did you heahat Guy's going to become a red lantern during Blackest Night? I don't know why, but the thought of him tuning into a raging ball of unstoppable fury just works for me. I don't know, I might just be weird like that.
ReplyDeleteI've got some amateur Guy Gardner porn for ya ;)
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Warrior had more to do with what was going on with Hal at the time, TBH. Basically Coast City was destroyed by Mongul, and Hal had been off on an errand for the Guardians at the time. His mourning, trying to reconstruct the city, led to him being court-martialed. So he murdered the Corps and the Guardians, and took every ring and absorbed the central power battery. One Guardian, one Green Lantern (Sinestro), and one ring survived, and Guy, John, and Kilowog had to be fired so they would survive.
ReplyDeleteHal just gets more genocidal from there. You see, during this time, Hank Hall also turns evil, mourning his brother Don, who died in Crisis on Infinite Earths. A girl, Dawn Granger, tries to help him, and they fall in love, but she's killed by a future dictator called the Monarch. His response is to become the Monarch. Meanwhile, the Teen Titan Jericho is possessed and kidnaps his teammates, but while this is happening we have Titans from the future trying to kill them.
I'd explain more, but I'm out of time. But I also have all the time in the world. The world's out of time. Welcome to Zero Hour, where causality doesn't matter and we can keep rebooting until we get it right. I'm not crazy, everybody wins.