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I mean, basically it's about a bunch of buff, testosterone-laden warriors who parade around in leather briefs and capes the whole movie, right?
Right.
Very factual.
But while I may never watch the movie itself, there's always the bara fanart that inevitably accompanies it.
Of course, due to the nature of the film pretty much any fanart is bara by default.








This is Sparta.
We all remember Ghosts 'n Goblins, right?
You played as Arthur, the noble knight, and it was your duty to rescue the princess.
You start out in full armor. If you take a hit, though . . .
It all comes off and Arthur's gotta play in his boxers.
Like so.
It's difficult sometimes to be a knight.

Good games, but a tad high on the difficulty.
HOLY SHIIIIT. REAL, LIVE, ACTUAL MACROSS BARA. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THIS DAY. OMG. YES YES YES. FINALLY. AAAAAAAAAAAA *KERSPLODEY*
*cough* The above hunk is Ozma Lee, like, the only halfway attractive character in Macross Frontier. And he's still not even that hot. And I hated his hair. But I hated pretty much everyone's hair in that show. :/ WAIT, I DON'T CARE.
FINALLY, I'VE GOT BUFFED-UP, RIDICULOUS PORN OF A MACROSS MAN, COMPLETE WITH DILDO-PLAY AND CUMSHOT.
It's like my wildest dreams are coming true.