
Alright, I have a confession to make. I am the biggest fan of
Farscape in the world.
Yes, I am. Well, okay, maybe not the BIGGEST, but I loved that show so bad. SO bad. DAMN YOU SCI-FI FOR CANCELING IT.
And I'll confess this, too. A big part of my fanboying is likely due to how damn hot the main character, John Crichton (played by Ben Browder) was. I mean, goddamn.

Even TV Guide agrees with me.
But seriously, the man is hot.


I remember how young and innocent he looked in the first season. Getting all embarrassed about losing his clothes after he was captured by Moya's crew . . . (if I captured John Crichton, I'd probably strip him naked first thing, too)
Not that we-the-viewers could see anything. Damn bars getting in the way!





He gets over his shyness pretty fast though, and soon starts baring his half-naked torso to his alien buddies without a second thought.


OH GOD THAT HAIRY CHEST.

He even looks good while sporting a ridiculous beard and trying for that 'Castaway' look.

And I don't watch Stargate, but maybe I should if Ben Browder gets to walk around in his underwear and get hand-cuffed to beds and things.

Nice bulge.

(Actually, no, I shouldn't watch Stargate. I kinda hate that show. Curses!)
Crichton looks adorable when he's sleeping.


And I probably don't even need to say this, but his butt looks incredible no matter what he's wearing.

The problem is he KNOWS it! xD

In khakis.

In jeans.

In flight-suits.

And especially his standard ensemble, leather.

Did I mention leather?

Oh, Jim Henson wardrobe department. What lovely people you all must be.