COCK INVASION!

Oh no, it's an onslaught of COCKS!

Once every wet season they come down to spread their seed among the populace.

But this time is different.

This time there's far too many of them!

If left unchecked, they'll cover everything we know and love in their sticky juices!

Can nothing be done against them?! Well, maybe just one thing . . .

You've got to service those horny fuckers.

Every last one of 'em!

It's the only way!

Now hurry! There's no time to waste!

Don't be shy, guy!

Get in there!

Show those throbbing meat rods who's boss!

Use every orifice at your disposal.

EVERY orifice!

Suck, pump, squeeze, jerk . . .

Get creative!

Just do whatever it takes to stop them before it's too late!

Don't get overwhelmed!

They may have numbers on their side, but you've got the skills needed to milk them all dry!

This is what you trained for, soldier!

Cock Invasion.