







Why should Darius get all the fun? If there's anything I've learned over the years, it's that FMA is chock-full of hot dudes!
And such a variety, too.
We've got your military men.
Your older men.
Your chubby men. ♥

And OF COURSE, your muscle-men.
Yep, no matter what strikes your fancy, FMA has got a fella for you.
So let's get to it then, eh?










Major Armstrong~ ♥


That Fuhrer. Always molestin' the protestin'.







Hey, who wants to have their way with Scar?
Hmm?
What's that?
You--you all do?

Well--okay!